[00:00:00] I always wanted to see Deadsy. Does anybody know if they're still together?

[00:00:03] Deadsy? Oh my god. Isn't that Cher's son?

[00:00:06] Yeah, Cher and Greg Allman.

[00:00:07] What are you doing? You hear me talking?

[00:00:08] Jerry, you're loud as fuck now.

[00:00:10] They had a kid?

[00:00:10] I don't know what you did, but you...

[00:00:12] Really?

[00:00:13] Yeah. Lead singer, Deadsy.

[00:00:16] Blue...

[00:00:17] Elijah Blue Allman?

[00:00:19] Yeah, say some words, Jerry.

[00:00:21] Elijah Blue Allman.

[00:00:24] Introducing the new Elijah Blue Allman.

[00:00:26] Elijah would blue my blue almonds.

[00:00:31] I don't know why it's coming off so loud.

[00:00:35] You can hear it like popping too.

[00:00:37] Just turn down the little bar on the right that says how loud people hear you.

[00:00:41] Say some words now.

[00:00:42] Now words?

[00:00:43] Now words?

[00:00:44] Mr. IT over here.

[00:00:47] How about now?

[00:00:48] There's one bar on this fucking screen.

[00:00:50] Words. No, it's still clipping.

[00:00:52] Oh, that's why.

[00:00:53] Because the fucking gain on my mic went to hell.

[00:00:57] Mm-mm.

[00:00:58] There.

[00:00:58] There.

[00:00:59] That should be better now.

[00:01:00] This sounds better.

[00:01:01] Dude.

[00:01:02] I had to turn down the gain.

[00:01:03] Molly's loving that.

[00:01:05] Molly said, yes, keep talking into my tiny little head.

[00:01:09] Aaron, introduce the show.

[00:01:10] For fuck's sakes.

[00:01:11] Let's go.

[00:01:12] For fuck's sakes.

[00:01:13] It's way past my bedtime already.

[00:01:15] Everybody needs to shh.

[00:01:16] Everybody needs to shh.

[00:01:17] Ah, Superintendent Chalmers.

[00:01:19] Welcome.

[00:01:19] I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

[00:01:21] Ah.

[00:01:22] What it do, everybody?

[00:01:24] It's me, Aaron.

[00:01:25] You stay classy, Stan Diego.

[00:01:27] And I'm Jerry.

[00:01:27] And I can tie my shoelaces without my mom's help now.

[00:01:31] And you're listening to Super Pod Saga.

[00:01:44] Hey, it's Super Pod Saga.

[00:01:46] Hello.

[00:01:46] Welcome back.

[00:01:47] Hello.

[00:01:48] Hey, this is the second greatest collaboration of all time.

[00:01:50] We're tying shoes.

[00:01:51] We're doing crack cocaine.

[00:01:53] Jerry and I are on a quest.

[00:01:55] We're on crack.

[00:01:57] Jerry and I are on crack.

[00:02:00] Here's a special presentation.

[00:02:02] It's a special how-to video on how to do crack.

[00:02:06] Yeah, Jerry and I, we're on a quest to talk about every video game topic in existence when we get a time.

[00:02:11] Today, we're not doing that.

[00:02:13] We're just talking about whatever.

[00:02:15] We've got – there's so many people here.

[00:02:18] We're talking.

[00:02:19] We're goofing.

[00:02:20] Big goofing.

[00:02:21] There's three.

[00:02:21] There's three people.

[00:02:22] There's three people.

[00:02:23] I mean –

[00:02:23] That's like double.

[00:02:24] You didn't learn that.

[00:02:25] Well, that's not how math works.

[00:02:26] There's five.

[00:02:28] Three guests, Mike.

[00:02:30] Come on.

[00:02:31] Mike, introduce yourself.

[00:02:32] For fuck's sakes.

[00:02:33] I'm Mike.

[00:02:35] I'm guest number three.

[00:02:37] I thought you were just going to leave it at that.

[00:02:39] I'm Mike.

[00:02:40] What else is there to say?

[00:02:43] I'm waving to the home audience.

[00:02:46] Audio listeners, he waved at you.

[00:02:48] I haven't heard somebody referred to things as the home audience.

[00:02:52] That reminded me of America's Funniest Videos.

[00:02:56] I'm trying to carry over talking about Celebrity Squares from the last time I was on here.

[00:03:00] Dude, I remember having PTSD as a kid for when they would vote on America's Funniest Videos

[00:03:10] and it would play that song.

[00:03:11] Whenever I heard that song, I always –

[00:03:13] Damn, damn, damn.

[00:03:16] I always thought, fuck.

[00:03:19] It's almost my bedtime as a little kid because after America's Funniest Videos,

[00:03:24] I used to have to go to bed.

[00:03:25] And I just remember hearing that song and being like upset.

[00:03:28] You just hear it and you start –

[00:03:29] It's like, why am I tired of this?

[00:03:31] My brother and my parents couldn't play electronic talking battleship

[00:03:34] because the noise when it hit the battleship scared me when I was a kid.

[00:03:38] So I had to go like two rooms away.

[00:03:40] I couldn't handle like the missile hit noise from that –

[00:03:44] The original one.

[00:03:45] It was really loud, dude.

[00:03:46] It was really loud.

[00:03:47] When the toilet would flush, I would sprint out of that bathroom

[00:03:50] because I thought it was like opening another dimension.

[00:03:53] Like fucking demons would come through.

[00:03:54] Did you see Ghostbusters or something when you were like a little kid?

[00:03:57] No, maybe.

[00:03:58] Because there was a –

[00:03:59] Maybe I repressed it.

[00:04:00] That tries to eat somebody in that school.

[00:04:01] No, but I watched 13 ghosts and then that made me scared of the shower.

[00:04:06] So just the bathroom is a scary place.

[00:04:09] Not a single time have I bathed.

[00:04:11] Every time it rains, that's the only time I –

[00:04:13] I just take my hair –

[00:04:14] My air conditioner.

[00:04:16] My hair conditioner.

[00:04:18] Shampoo out on work with me.

[00:04:21] Threk, hello.

[00:04:23] Hi.

[00:04:25] Doing good, man.

[00:04:27] You're a –

[00:04:28] Well, I guess –

[00:04:29] Fuck.

[00:04:30] Holy shit.

[00:04:32] Sorry.

[00:04:32] I believe in you.

[00:04:33] I have a sick dough brain.

[00:04:34] We'll get there.

[00:04:35] It's really hard right now.

[00:04:37] I get –

[00:04:37] Yeah.

[00:04:38] Nave, introduce yourself.

[00:04:39] I just got over his sickness, so.

[00:04:42] I just skipped through.

[00:04:43] I'll give it up.

[00:04:44] Hello.

[00:04:45] I'm from Gaming Together, cooperative podcast.

[00:04:47] I guess I'll introduce myself for real.

[00:04:49] There you go.

[00:04:51] You know, we over there, we talking about video games, talking about co-op games, multiplayer.

[00:04:55] Cool.

[00:04:56] Hell yeah.

[00:04:57] Threk, go ahead and plug your stuff now.

[00:04:58] I'm sorry.

[00:04:58] All righty.

[00:04:59] I'm Threk from the 3DO Experience, the one and only podcast about the 3DO, my boy Bill.

[00:05:03] I just did the 200th episode of Gaming and Collecting with him, so that was a chaotic mess.

[00:05:09] So hopefully you all – if you like this chaotic mess, you'll enjoy that chaotic mess as well.

[00:05:15] Hell yeah.

[00:05:15] Alex is a character.

[00:05:17] She's great.

[00:05:18] Oh, yeah.

[00:05:19] I still have to – I need to, like, have a showdown with her and convince her that the N64 is an amazing console.

[00:05:26] Oh, no.

[00:05:28] Oh, no.

[00:05:29] Good luck.

[00:05:30] She fucking hates it.

[00:05:31] Well, I told her she needs to talk to Quest about the N64 stuff.

[00:05:34] I told her that I was going to waterboard her if she didn't like the N64.

[00:05:38] Oh, make her hate water, too.

[00:05:39] She likes water.

[00:05:42] Not when it's bored.

[00:05:44] She'll love the N64.

[00:05:46] Solid bored of water.

[00:05:47] But hate water.

[00:05:48] Just pouring water on her face.

[00:05:50] Say Goemon is a good game.

[00:05:54] She'll threaten her with rabies.

[00:05:55] That's what Goemon is.

[00:05:57] Confect her with rabies, so she's forever scared of water.

[00:06:02] She'll fear what she loves the most.

[00:06:04] Dude, that shit is so fucking scary, though.

[00:06:06] Have you ever actually seen, like, a video of somebody with, like, that stage of rabies where it's like, you're about to die, but also, on top of that, you're terrified of water.

[00:06:15] Those videos are so fucking sketchy.

[00:06:18] Have you ever actually seen them?

[00:06:19] Did you have a hard episode of The Office based just around that?

[00:06:23] No?

[00:06:23] What the fuck?

[00:06:24] They do, like, a rabies, like, marathon because one of them gets, uh, Meredith gets bit by a bat.

[00:06:30] Oh!

[00:06:31] Yeah!

[00:06:31] Yeah!

[00:06:32] Yeah.

[00:06:33] Because, of course, she did.

[00:06:34] I forgot about that.

[00:06:35] Meredith was crazy.

[00:06:36] With white, trapped it on her head.

[00:06:36] So then they ran because they were afraid of water.

[00:06:39] So Michael wouldn't run, or wouldn't drink water while he was running the marathon.

[00:06:43] He ate fettuccine alfredo instead of a beer of water.

[00:06:47] That's right.

[00:06:50] Dude, I remember this one time.

[00:06:52] I came home from school, turned on the TV.

[00:06:54] I was waiting for some show.

[00:06:55] I don't remember.

[00:06:56] But I ended up watching Tyra Banks for, like, 20 minutes.

[00:07:00] And there was this little girl on there.

[00:07:01] It changed your life?

[00:07:02] Almost.

[00:07:03] There was this little girl on there who was allergic to water, so she could only drink Diet Coke.

[00:07:08] And that was...

[00:07:09] Sure.

[00:07:09] That changed my life.

[00:07:10] There's water in it.

[00:07:11] Sure.

[00:07:11] No, it doesn't.

[00:07:12] Apparently not enough.

[00:07:14] That's, like...

[00:07:15] Reminds me of, I think it's A Thousand Ways to Die, if you guys remember that show,

[00:07:18] where there was, like, a woman who was, like, hydrophobic, and then she didn't know because

[00:07:22] she never bathed, so she was forced to take a shower and died.

[00:07:25] Hell yeah.

[00:07:27] Whoa.

[00:07:27] Oh.

[00:07:27] Because the shower, like, suffocated her skin or something.

[00:07:30] It was very weird.

[00:07:31] What the fuck?

[00:07:32] That was a wacky show.

[00:07:33] I don't know if half that shit was even true, but it was entertaining.

[00:07:37] I don't think so.

[00:07:38] I know.

[00:07:38] We used to get really drunk watching that because then we...

[00:07:41] Before they get to the end, because they do, like, a witty punchline for how the people died.

[00:07:46] So it was...

[00:07:47] If anybody could guess it, everybody else had to drink.

[00:07:50] Hell yeah.

[00:07:52] God, I want a fine episode of that show.

[00:07:54] It was a great show.

[00:07:54] Yeah.

[00:07:55] I know somebody that told me that their wife is allergic to lettuce, and I was like,

[00:08:00] no, she's not.

[00:08:01] That's a lie.

[00:08:03] Nobody's allergic to lettuce.

[00:08:04] And he's like, no, she really is.

[00:08:05] I'm like, try it out.

[00:08:06] See what happens.

[00:08:07] What's her fucking...

[00:08:08] What's her fucking...

[00:08:08] Throw a fucking McChicken at her face and see what happens.

[00:08:13] Just chuck a head of lettuce at her head, and she just dies.

[00:08:16] No, that's more expensive than the McChicken.

[00:08:20] She starts dissolving, like, the whiz from Wizard of Oz.

[00:08:24] Medium rare attendees.

[00:08:25] I don't want to, like, go to...

[00:08:26] Because the last time I made fun of, like, anything like that, I made fun of Crohn's,

[00:08:30] and then I ended up having my intestines ripped out of my body.

[00:08:34] Oh, what?

[00:08:36] Were you into a fight with Scorpion?

[00:08:38] No, I had surgery.

[00:08:40] I had, like, emergency surgery on my fucking intestines.

[00:08:45] I got sliced open.

[00:08:46] Damn.

[00:08:47] It was brutal.

[00:08:49] I've been off for four weeks.

[00:08:52] Uh, no.

[00:08:54] No.

[00:08:55] God, that would fucking suck, man.

[00:08:57] It was so crazy, like...

[00:08:58] They just look at you like, are you cool?

[00:08:59] And you're like, yeah.

[00:09:01] Yeah, this is great.

[00:09:02] Just a tear.

[00:09:02] A tear going down my face.

[00:09:06] No, they see you, like, playing your Switch.

[00:09:08] Like, how's Mega Man?

[00:09:08] You're like, oh, it's good.

[00:09:09] Like, okay, good.

[00:09:10] He's distracted.

[00:09:11] When they, like, wheeled me into the operating room, though, I was like, am I on a fucking reality

[00:09:16] show?

[00:09:16] Because they were like, that's Jamie down the back.

[00:09:18] He's going to be handing us the tools.

[00:09:19] That's Omar over there.

[00:09:21] He's really good with, like, and it's just, like, people waving.

[00:09:24] Like, what the fuck?

[00:09:25] Like, doing the awkward, like, hi.

[00:09:27] Yeah, I'm, like, looking around.

[00:09:28] I'm like, is there cameras?

[00:09:29] Like, it's a fucking sitcom, you know?

[00:09:31] And it's, like, they're doing something.

[00:09:32] They just go.

[00:09:33] The doctor comes in.

[00:09:34] You just hear, like, people clapping and being like, whoo.

[00:09:36] They roll you into the fucking...

[00:09:37] This surgery was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

[00:09:40] They wheel you into the room and spin you around, and there's a laughter and a clap track.

[00:09:45] Finally, they're like, hey, Jerry, look over there.

[00:09:47] And you're like, oh.

[00:09:47] And then they clock you over there with a head of lettuce.

[00:09:50] We're out of anesthesia.

[00:09:51] This shit's too expensive.

[00:09:52] We have lettuce.

[00:09:53] We use lettuce now.

[00:09:55] They pause for the laughter.

[00:09:56] How fucking Roseanne does your surgery?

[00:09:58] Oh.

[00:09:58] Oh, shit.

[00:10:02] Let me take your intestines out and replace them with racist intestines.

[00:10:06] Just replace them with ambient.

[00:10:08] Yeah.

[00:10:08] It's just ambient.

[00:10:10] It's just a fucking garden hose.

[00:10:12] She puts a garden hose in there.

[00:10:13] It would be the same job.

[00:10:15] Because garden hose is racist.

[00:10:19] It's a white garden hose.

[00:10:21] It's a white garden hose.

[00:10:23] It's a white garden hose.

[00:10:52] It's a black garden hose.

[00:10:54] Aaron, every time you mention using a conch to summon stuff, I always think like, why is

[00:11:01] it that you always go to the conch?

[00:11:02] Every time in my brain when I'm like, I want to summon something, I always think of fucking

[00:11:06] the green ranger with the dragon zord with his little flute thing.

[00:11:10] Flute dagger.

[00:11:12] Flute dagger, yeah.

[00:11:12] Yeah, dude.

[00:11:13] And it sounds like a synthesizer.

[00:11:15] Yes, it was a synthesizer.

[00:11:18] He played on the wrong side, so he looks like the joker now.

[00:11:20] yeah and then aaron's just like i need the magic conch yeah where the fuck my conch is at

[00:11:26] the super terrific ultra amazing sandwich sorry no

[00:11:36] oh boy hey yep this is hey this is super pod so mike go and plug your stuff if you if you want to

[00:11:43] are we still doing that no kind of what i'm here now you can find me on the super pod saga because

[00:11:49] i'm not allowed to do anything else till like february that's right we've got him held hostage

[00:11:55] we're gonna waterboard him with his favorite liquid

[00:12:00] you know it was actually part of my contract i requested that you get roped in

[00:12:04] i put you here so now that i get waterboarded with my favorite liquid which you would never

[00:12:09] guess in a million years air and milk nope dude milk have you a big cream when somebody tells you to

[00:12:17] not try guessing i know that your first instinct is to try to guess but let we have like a whole

[00:12:22] episode don't we what's the what's that fat guy's name that throws milk at people on impractical

[00:12:28] jokers oh it's like sloppy joe yes sloppy joey just like pours milk all over himself and like

[00:12:36] on the jokers jerry is this your first episode back since you oh all right never mind i was gonna say

[00:12:43] it'd be funny if we just pretended like we don't know any of jerry's references and it's because

[00:12:48] he's still under anesthesia he's still in the operating room he's in he's in the house that's

[00:12:53] the show let us don't do that that's that's a legitimate that's anastasia that's a legitimate

[00:13:01] fear of mine like not to sound insensitive but like i i have been afraid for so long that like i'm

[00:13:09] actually there's something wrong with my brain and people like the way that i perceive people is not

[00:13:13] actually how they perceive me and everybody's just being really nice to me because i'm like that you

[00:13:19] know special kid that everybody just kind of like lets hang out with them jesus christ no we love you

[00:13:26] yeah no it's definitely not that i have that feeling too but it's not like with you online

[00:13:31] fuckers it's with like real people yeah oh it's way worse yeah with normal people yeah like people

[00:13:38] that you just like people that you interact with like on a day-to-day basis like in the flesh you're

[00:13:45] just like like are they just like being nice to me like am i am i really is there something wrong

[00:13:51] i'm like if i act like i act here in front of them i would be outcasted

[00:13:58] aaron you want to continue doing intros for 45 minutes that said everybody's introduced

[00:14:04] themselves man mike mike he lives in my basement and posts memes he's great yeah it's great welcome

[00:14:10] back everybody hey hello basement is it's fully furnished it's got a i mean it was until nave took

[00:14:17] the fucking rock band drum kit you bastard yeah it's over there i've got actually almost broken now

[00:14:22] a lot of use out of it i'm not playing rock band i don't even own that game

[00:14:27] that's a lies fucking lie fucking hate that game it came with your xbox

[00:14:34] no he's a playstation guy now that'd be a real wicked turn of events i think he just threw

[00:14:39] open his mouth well that's literally good we have a name what did they buy section on our show and

[00:14:45] like all of the games except for like one random any game we're play used to be playstation exclusives

[00:14:50] i bought like stray i bought fucking death stranding because like a bunch of games came out i mean i bought

[00:14:55] death stranding day it came out because it was 20 bucks i was like yeah sure yeah i know it's 20 bucks

[00:15:00] dude it's the definitive edition for like an 80 hour game that'll probably bore the shit out of me

[00:15:04] sure we'll do it why not there's babies and tubes though that game is good i haven't played it yet so

[00:15:10] hang in i i say the same thing every time anybody's like oh you like death stranding i'm like i i

[00:15:15] liked it a lot they're like what'd you like about i'm like i don't know i have no idea i have

[00:15:20] i can't tell you what i did for 40 hours in that game but i fucking liked it

[00:15:24] like talking babies and black explosions whoa there were some white garden hoses in there

[00:15:30] that came out of jerry's racist uh garden hose intestine from when he swallowed that kiwano hole

[00:15:38] perforated his bottle that's that's an accurate jesus yeah that is what happened actually

[00:15:45] because i have i had a perforation in my lower intestine

[00:15:59] well we're glad to have you back jerry no we uh we actually recorded an episode just last night i

[00:16:05] think yeah that was your official return no wrong what wrong did we do another one with with gooey and

[00:16:13] mckenna oh duh yeah because that's coming out next week okay jesus christ i think aaron has the

[00:16:18] intestine problem now i have more than an intestine problem his brain is now intestines

[00:16:24] he swap places his brain is in his stomach like fucking that big robot that carries crying around

[00:16:30] i just realized aaron's wearing a robe like are you really wearing a robe it's it's uh it's a cardigan

[00:16:35] okay i don't know how to show it off it's uh it's it's it's like a sweater just stand up and do a spin

[00:16:41] yeah show me baby stand all the way up 360 do a spin for me honey

[00:16:45] you look like show us your ass yeah spin for me honey like big lebowski yeah

[00:16:52] this is amazing listening content yeah it's your old navy

[00:16:58] that was beautiful that's my father you put respect on old navy

[00:17:05] oh my god yeah we what the hell are we talking about

[00:17:08] get with it there isn't really like one central topic today we're just kind of goofing

[00:17:15] i know mike has some topics that he wants to throw at us

[00:17:17] uh and then we can just kind of sonic mania again

[00:17:22] holy shit drack

[00:17:25] how many times have you bought sonic mania

[00:17:27] uh three times but why playstation on switch and on xbox

[00:17:32] but why because you need to it's a great game

[00:17:34] because he's mad i have it everywhere

[00:17:36] why not i guess yeah well i did well i i use my xbox rewards so i got like a ten dollar gift card

[00:17:42] and sonic mania is on sale so i got it for free

[00:17:45] that'll get you

[00:17:46] so that's why and it's sonic mania it's a great game

[00:17:48] that is a great game

[00:17:50] aaron did you see what uh philip posted in the goof troop

[00:17:53] i'm gonna look at it right now

[00:17:55] was it just like just now

[00:17:56] just now yeah it was like eight minutes ago

[00:17:59] that was longer than that now

[00:18:01] i'll give you a second aaron then

[00:18:03] as aaron alluded to

[00:18:04] uh

[00:18:06] they're talking about video games

[00:18:08] so in our we have a group chat where we discuss what episodes are going to happen

[00:18:12] and aaron shoots them all down

[00:18:14] and then he starts another episode

[00:18:16] and he's like let's do this

[00:18:17] and then he shoots that down

[00:18:19] so we have all of these partial episodes

[00:18:21] that aren't good enough to be episodes for aaron

[00:18:24] so we're forcing him to click away on his keyboard loudly

[00:18:26] and do all of them in one episode

[00:18:30] that's not gonna read the screenshot

[00:18:34] so there's a screenshot from twitter

[00:18:36] hi gaming together podcast

[00:18:38] your account at game together pod was detected by our systems

[00:18:41] and oh jerry died

[00:18:42] uh no i'm still here

[00:18:43] okay

[00:18:43] and has been locked for violating the x rules

[00:18:46] uh

[00:18:47] what do you

[00:18:48] specifically for violating our rules against hate speech

[00:18:51] and it says at timothy hobson 17

[00:18:53] kill yourself painfully

[00:18:58] what did he do to you

[00:18:59] uh

[00:19:00] he was posting nazi shit

[00:19:01] and i was drunk

[00:19:03] so i decided that was the course of action i should take

[00:19:06] and i guess we just got banned

[00:19:08] because i can't post no more

[00:19:10] that's very sad

[00:19:10] come over to blue sky

[00:19:11] yeah

[00:19:12] we got books for you

[00:19:13] so like

[00:19:14] gaming

[00:19:15] your gaming together account is banned

[00:19:17] well no i'm just muted

[00:19:18] i can't

[00:19:18] i can't type for like

[00:19:19] probably

[00:19:20] a week

[00:19:21] or maybe two days

[00:19:22] oh my god

[00:19:23] yeah dude

[00:19:23] make the transition

[00:19:24] come to blue sky

[00:19:26] it's 2024 baby

[00:19:27] avoid threads like the fucking plague though

[00:19:30] threads sucks

[00:19:31] i keep seeing people

[00:19:34] yeah

[00:19:34] talk about threads

[00:19:35] but i don't know what the fuck's going on

[00:19:36] i don't know any of these things

[00:19:38] threads is lame

[00:19:39] don't worry about it

[00:19:39] it's like

[00:19:40] it's instagram's twitter

[00:19:42] it's like

[00:19:43] it's meta's answer to twitter

[00:19:44] and nobody uses it

[00:19:46] everybody just uses instagram

[00:19:47] yeah dude

[00:19:48] yeah it's like tumblr

[00:19:50] for people who don't know

[00:19:51] how like chat rooms

[00:19:52] or anything from the 2000s work

[00:19:54] it just feels like facebook

[00:19:56] threads and instagram

[00:19:57] are just

[00:19:58] segment

[00:19:59] it's like if

[00:20:00] you know how thanos got the

[00:20:01] the rocks out of his hand

[00:20:03] like taken away

[00:20:04] i don't know

[00:20:05] rocks

[00:20:06] i don't know anything

[00:20:08] about marvel shit

[00:20:09] i don't know anything

[00:20:10] i mean

[00:20:10] they're not rocks

[00:20:12] they're minerals

[00:20:14] calcium

[00:20:15] it's like the purple ones

[00:20:16] over there

[00:20:17] the blue ones over there

[00:20:18] that's what happened

[00:20:19] with those emeralds

[00:20:20] yeah fuck

[00:20:21] they only need two more

[00:20:22] then man

[00:20:22] uh they'll

[00:20:23] they'll probably

[00:20:23] they'll probably get like

[00:20:25] some

[00:20:25] some meta

[00:20:26] like tiktok replacement

[00:20:28] they'll bring back vine

[00:20:31] hell yeah

[00:20:31] i would love

[00:20:32] mine to come back

[00:20:33] even though it's pretty much

[00:20:34] just tiktok

[00:20:35] but now tiktoks

[00:20:36] are longer

[00:20:37] vine was fun

[00:20:38] but it was very short lived

[00:20:39] and that was probably

[00:20:39] for the best

[00:20:41] maybe

[00:20:41] what was the difference

[00:20:42] were vines only like

[00:20:44] 15 seconds

[00:20:45] vines could only be like

[00:20:45] 7 seconds

[00:20:46] was it 7 seconds

[00:20:48] i think it was 7

[00:20:48] yeah super short

[00:20:50] and it was a lot of just

[00:20:51] weird shit

[00:20:52] that's my kind of

[00:20:53] that's my shit though

[00:20:54] i like that

[00:20:55] yeah

[00:20:55] like jerry and i

[00:20:56] send our

[00:20:57] it's like stuff

[00:20:58] we send each other

[00:20:58] the stupidest fucking

[00:20:59] reels and shit

[00:21:00] dude

[00:21:01] i don't know what it is

[00:21:02] like i i do like tiktok

[00:21:04] for like just

[00:21:06] whack shit

[00:21:07] that makes me laugh

[00:21:08] but like

[00:21:08] shit

[00:21:09] dude facebook reels

[00:21:11] are out of control

[00:21:12] sometimes

[00:21:18] just understands me

[00:21:19] better

[00:21:20] but like

[00:21:20] i can scroll

[00:21:21] on facebook reels

[00:21:22] and just be like

[00:21:23] these are all

[00:21:24] number one hits

[00:21:24] baby

[00:21:26] all killer

[00:21:27] no filler

[00:21:28] i don't

[00:21:29] how do you

[00:21:29] my algorithm's

[00:21:30] messed up

[00:21:31] i guess on facebook

[00:21:31] because i

[00:21:32] i literally

[00:21:32] used to only get

[00:21:33] dog videos

[00:21:34] and then cat videos

[00:21:35] that's just racist shit

[00:21:38] not me

[00:21:39] i just got birds

[00:21:39] this cat has a

[00:21:40] hammer mustache

[00:21:41] and you liked it

[00:21:43] birds repeating

[00:21:44] really bad things

[00:21:45] but it's a bird

[00:21:45] so you can't

[00:21:46] you can't

[00:21:47] stone cold

[00:21:48] stunner it

[00:21:48] oh

[00:21:49] it wouldn't even

[00:21:50] work

[00:21:50] that stone cold

[00:21:51] et was so

[00:21:52] no no

[00:21:53] you give it

[00:21:53] the pedigree

[00:21:54] the fucking

[00:21:55] pedigree

[00:21:56] the stone cold

[00:21:57] et when he's

[00:21:57] like

[00:21:58] when he does

[00:21:58] the thing

[00:21:59] when he's

[00:21:59] like

[00:21:59] yeah

[00:22:01] he can't

[00:22:01] see so he

[00:22:02] has to look

[00:22:03] 98 degrees

[00:22:04] down

[00:22:05] to see the

[00:22:06] fucking

[00:22:06] then he

[00:22:08] drives like

[00:22:08] three miles

[00:22:09] to the fucking

[00:22:10] window

[00:22:10] after taking

[00:22:11] my second

[00:22:12] favorite part

[00:22:12] is when he

[00:22:13] gets to the

[00:22:13] first window

[00:22:14] he starts

[00:22:14] talking to

[00:22:15] stone cold

[00:22:15] and then he

[00:22:16] sits there

[00:22:16] confused

[00:22:17] and he's

[00:22:17] like

[00:22:17] this window

[00:22:18] and the guy's

[00:22:19] like no no

[00:22:19] next window

[00:22:22] so fucking

[00:22:23] dumb

[00:22:23] listeners go

[00:22:24] look up

[00:22:24] stone cold

[00:22:25] et

[00:22:25] that's so

[00:22:27] good

[00:22:28] kid and he

[00:22:29] goes

[00:22:29] kid I get

[00:22:30] a

[00:22:32] just looking

[00:22:33] so muffled

[00:22:34] when he's

[00:22:34] screaming

[00:22:35] so funny

[00:22:36] this is

[00:22:37] supplemental

[00:22:37] material for

[00:22:38] the podcast

[00:22:38] please use

[00:22:40] all your

[00:22:41] senses

[00:22:41] yeah

[00:22:43] Aaron

[00:22:44] are we

[00:22:45] actually

[00:22:45] gonna

[00:22:45] answer

[00:22:45] any

[00:22:46] of

[00:22:46] Mike's

[00:22:47] like

[00:22:47] his

[00:22:48] questionnaire

[00:22:49] that he's

[00:22:49] brought

[00:22:49] with him

[00:22:50] yeah

[00:22:50] we can't

[00:22:51] hit us

[00:22:52] Mike

[00:22:52] it's your

[00:22:52] time to shine

[00:22:53] well thing

[00:22:54] one is

[00:22:55] when

[00:22:55] Xenoblade

[00:22:56] X

[00:22:56] was announced

[00:23:00] for twitch

[00:23:00] Jerry

[00:23:01] immediately

[00:23:02] goes to

[00:23:02] he's like

[00:23:03] well now

[00:23:03] the Wii U

[00:23:04] is completely

[00:23:04] obsolete

[00:23:05] and that was

[00:23:06] it

[00:23:06] and he's

[00:23:06] like no

[00:23:07] I love

[00:23:07] the Wii U

[00:23:07] it just

[00:23:08] sucks

[00:23:08] and I

[00:23:09] hate it

[00:23:12] okay

[00:23:14] here's the

[00:23:14] thing

[00:23:14] I did

[00:23:15] say that

[00:23:15] I'll

[00:23:16] own up

[00:23:17] to that

[00:23:17] you said

[00:23:17] it sucks

[00:23:18] and you

[00:23:18] hate it

[00:23:20] no

[00:23:20] that part

[00:23:21] I didn't

[00:23:21] say

[00:23:21] what I

[00:23:22] did say

[00:23:22] was that

[00:23:23] the Wii U

[00:23:23] is obsolete

[00:23:24] once the

[00:23:24] Xenoblade

[00:23:26] X

[00:23:26] remake

[00:23:27] was announced

[00:23:28] that was

[00:23:29] more so

[00:23:29] my thought

[00:23:30] process

[00:23:31] was like

[00:23:32] now the

[00:23:32] library

[00:23:33] is almost

[00:23:33] obsolete

[00:23:34] to play

[00:23:34] it on

[00:23:35] Wii U

[00:23:36] but

[00:23:36] for myself

[00:23:37] like

[00:23:37] I actually

[00:23:38] love the

[00:23:38] Wii U

[00:23:39] because

[00:23:39] my Wii U

[00:23:40] is my

[00:23:40] GameCube

[00:23:41] and my

[00:23:41] Wii

[00:23:41] damn

[00:23:42] straight

[00:23:42] so

[00:23:43] I have

[00:23:44] that thing

[00:23:44] modded

[00:23:45] and it

[00:23:46] acts

[00:23:46] as a

[00:23:47] it's

[00:23:47] actually

[00:23:47] really good

[00:23:48] too

[00:23:48] for like

[00:23:48] even though

[00:23:49] it's not

[00:23:50] the best

[00:23:50] way to

[00:23:50] play

[00:23:51] this

[00:23:51] stuff

[00:23:51] but

[00:23:51] if

[00:23:51] you

[00:23:51] ever

[00:23:51] wanted

[00:23:52] to

[00:23:52] play

[00:23:52] your

[00:23:53] whole

[00:23:54] DS

[00:23:54] library

[00:23:55] like

[00:23:55] properly

[00:23:56] on a

[00:23:57] on a

[00:23:57] on the

[00:23:57] couch

[00:23:58] on a

[00:23:59] TV

[00:23:59] then

[00:23:59] that's

[00:24:00] probably

[00:24:00] the

[00:24:18] it

[00:24:18] it

[00:24:19] it

[00:24:19] you

[00:24:19] can

[00:24:20] put

[00:24:20] the

[00:24:20] DS

[00:24:21] library

[00:24:21] on it

[00:24:22] teach

[00:24:22] me

[00:24:23] that

[00:24:23] I'll

[00:24:24] send

[00:24:24] you

[00:24:24] a link

[00:24:24] it's

[00:24:25] like

[00:24:25] a

[00:24:25] 10

[00:24:25] minute

[00:24:25] video

[00:24:26] it's

[00:24:26] so

[00:24:27] easy

[00:24:27] dude

[00:24:27] I'll

[00:24:28] send

[00:24:28] you

[00:24:28] a link

[00:24:28] Nate

[00:24:28] seriously

[00:24:29] it is

[00:24:29] super

[00:24:48] dr.

[00:24:48] luigi

[00:24:49] oh yeah

[00:24:50] animal crossing

[00:24:51] amiibo festival

[00:24:52] devil's

[00:24:53] third

[00:24:53] uh

[00:24:54] devil's

[00:24:55] third

[00:24:56] is

[00:24:56] is that

[00:24:57] still only

[00:24:58] on wii u

[00:24:58] yeah

[00:24:59] yes

[00:24:59] animal crossing

[00:25:00] whatever the

[00:25:01] animal crossing

[00:25:02] was

[00:25:04] it was two

[00:25:06] free amiibos

[00:25:06] that came

[00:25:07] with it

[00:25:07] yeah

[00:25:08] those

[00:25:08] amiibos

[00:25:08] suck

[00:25:09] though

[00:25:09] no they

[00:25:10] don't

[00:25:10] they're

[00:25:10] awesome

[00:25:11] I don't

[00:25:11] like

[00:25:12] them

[00:25:13] just

[00:25:14] just

[00:25:14] because you

[00:25:15] don't like

[00:25:15] them doesn't

[00:25:16] mean it

[00:25:16] sucks

[00:25:16] how many

[00:25:16] times I

[00:25:17] gotta tell

[00:25:17] you this

[00:25:17] thing

[00:25:19] please

[00:25:22] tell me

[00:25:22] that you

[00:25:22] wear that

[00:25:23] out in

[00:25:23] public

[00:25:24] on your

[00:25:24] side

[00:25:26] I

[00:25:33] oh yeah

[00:25:35] what do you

[00:25:35] wear that to

[00:25:36] like the

[00:25:36] card

[00:25:37] I'm just

[00:25:37] joking

[00:25:37] oh my god

[00:25:38] I can only

[00:25:39] get so erect

[00:25:39] oh dude

[00:25:40] okay

[00:25:40] here's my

[00:25:41] here's my

[00:25:42] here's my

[00:25:42] here we go

[00:25:44] hey I have

[00:25:45] the same one

[00:25:45] bravely default in it

[00:25:47] nice

[00:25:48] I do not

[00:25:49] have a game in it

[00:25:50] bravely default is good

[00:25:51] neither do I

[00:25:51] I wonder why that is

[00:25:53] thrack I think it's

[00:25:54] probably the same

[00:25:54] reason that I don't

[00:25:55] have anything

[00:25:55] well I have a couple

[00:25:57] physical 3ds

[00:25:58] games over here

[00:25:58] I have like

[00:25:59] two zeldas

[00:26:00] uh

[00:26:00] dark moon

[00:26:01] samus returns

[00:26:03] professor layton

[00:26:05] nice

[00:26:05] I mean I bought

[00:26:06] this to play

[00:26:07] uh samus returns

[00:26:08] that's why I

[00:26:08] bought it

[00:26:10] that game's also

[00:26:11] really good

[00:26:11] it's a good game

[00:26:14] Star Fox Guard

[00:26:15] Star Fox Zero

[00:26:16] I'm just gonna keep

[00:26:16] doing this

[00:26:19] no it's fine

[00:26:20] I just want

[00:26:21] Jerry to just

[00:26:21] say that there's

[00:26:22] plenty of good

[00:26:23] games on the

[00:26:23] Wii U and you

[00:26:24] should still own

[00:26:24] one because

[00:26:25] it's a hundred

[00:26:25] I won't say

[00:26:26] there's plenty

[00:26:26] of good games

[00:26:27] there's plenty

[00:26:28] of games

[00:26:29] I mean

[00:26:29] there's not

[00:26:30] plenty of good

[00:26:30] games

[00:26:31] but with the

[00:26:31] store closed

[00:26:32] down there's

[00:26:33] some games

[00:26:33] you can't

[00:26:33] get

[00:26:33] yeah but

[00:26:34] the physical

[00:26:34] games are

[00:26:35] all like

[00:26:35] ten and

[00:26:36] fifteen dollars

[00:26:36] or less

[00:26:37] like East

[00:26:37] Starland runs

[00:26:38] a sale every

[00:26:39] month of

[00:26:40] ten dollar

[00:26:40] games she

[00:26:40] just did

[00:26:41] one like

[00:26:41] two days

[00:26:42] ago

[00:26:43] like so owning

[00:26:44] the physical

[00:26:44] games is just

[00:26:45] as cheap as

[00:26:46] getting the

[00:26:46] digital game on

[00:26:47] another system

[00:26:47] anyway

[00:26:49] also quick

[00:26:49] shout out to

[00:26:50] consoles and

[00:26:50] stuff buy and

[00:26:52] sell your

[00:26:52] games to and

[00:26:54] from Chris

[00:26:55] I don't know

[00:26:55] yeah yeah

[00:26:56] consoles and

[00:26:56] stuff

[00:26:57] good shout

[00:26:58] yeah

[00:26:59] got the

[00:27:00] sticker on

[00:27:00] my emotional

[00:27:01] support water

[00:27:02] bottle

[00:27:02] fuck yeah

[00:27:04] we all love

[00:27:05] the Wii U

[00:27:06] and it's been

[00:27:07] decided that

[00:27:07] Jerry sucks

[00:27:08] and not the

[00:27:09] Wii U

[00:27:09] Jerry sucks

[00:27:13] here here

[00:27:14] yeah the Wii U

[00:27:15] is good man

[00:27:16] it's my little

[00:27:17] gamecube and

[00:27:18] Wii machine

[00:27:18] like I got

[00:27:19] there's a bunch

[00:27:19] of Wii games

[00:27:20] that I missed

[00:27:21] like what is

[00:27:23] it Pandora's

[00:27:23] Tower

[00:27:25] Mad World

[00:27:28] I hate that

[00:27:29] game

[00:27:30] any of the

[00:27:30] systems

[00:27:31] the Wii U

[00:27:32] virtual console

[00:27:32] was like top

[00:27:33] tier

[00:27:34] I would love

[00:27:35] to see

[00:27:36] everything

[00:27:37] a remaster

[00:27:38] of Mad World

[00:27:39] because I think

[00:27:40] part of the

[00:27:40] reason why

[00:27:41] Mad World

[00:27:42] was so hard

[00:27:43] to play is

[00:27:43] because it was

[00:27:44] hard to

[00:27:44] fucking see

[00:27:45] what you were

[00:27:45] doing like

[00:27:46] yeah like

[00:27:47] it was in

[00:27:48] like the

[00:27:48] resolution was

[00:27:49] not complimentary

[00:27:50] like I love

[00:27:51] like I love

[00:27:51] that game's

[00:27:52] art style

[00:27:52] but it being

[00:27:54] stuck in like

[00:27:54] 480p

[00:27:55] Wii land

[00:27:56] yeah

[00:27:56] and the

[00:27:58] controls just

[00:27:58] like waggling

[00:27:59] and shit

[00:28:00] like isn't

[00:28:00] great

[00:28:01] now that said

[00:28:02] I've seen the

[00:28:03] game running

[00:28:04] on a Wii

[00:28:06] that's going

[00:28:07] into a retro

[00:28:08] tank and then

[00:28:09] upscaled to

[00:28:09] 4k

[00:28:10] with like

[00:28:11] nice

[00:28:11] like shaders

[00:28:12] and stuff

[00:28:13] on for

[00:28:13] like the

[00:28:14] scan lines

[00:28:14] and it

[00:28:15] looks really

[00:28:16] fucking good

[00:28:16] yeah

[00:28:17] like it

[00:28:18] looks great

[00:28:18] but like

[00:28:18] I imagine

[00:28:19] the last time

[00:28:20] that I played

[00:28:20] it just like

[00:28:21] throwing it

[00:28:22] on regular

[00:28:23] ass

[00:28:24] it did not

[00:28:25] look that

[00:28:25] great

[00:28:26] regular

[00:28:26] ass

[00:28:27] and it's

[00:28:27] just like

[00:28:27] it's

[00:28:28] again I

[00:28:29] just think

[00:28:29] it's a

[00:28:29] rough game

[00:28:29] to control

[00:28:30] like I

[00:28:30] get what

[00:28:30] they were

[00:28:31] trying to

[00:28:31] do

[00:28:31] but

[00:28:32] was that

[00:28:32] a platinum

[00:28:33] game

[00:28:33] yeah

[00:28:33] it was

[00:28:34] it was

[00:28:34] platinum's

[00:28:34] first

[00:28:35] game

[00:28:37] what

[00:28:37] yeah

[00:28:38] it was their

[00:28:39] first game

[00:28:39] holy shit

[00:28:40] yeah

[00:28:40] and it's

[00:28:41] like yeah

[00:28:42] like the art

[00:28:42] style

[00:28:43] the character

[00:28:43] designs are

[00:28:44] cool

[00:28:44] like the

[00:28:44] commentary

[00:28:45] is fantastic

[00:28:46] one of the

[00:28:47] commentators

[00:28:47] is Greg

[00:28:48] Proops

[00:28:48] from whose

[00:28:49] line is

[00:28:49] it anyway

[00:28:49] dude

[00:28:50] really

[00:28:50] yeah

[00:28:51] yeah

[00:28:51] the commentary

[00:28:52] is really

[00:28:52] good if you

[00:28:53] actually like

[00:28:53] sit down

[00:28:54] and listen

[00:28:54] to it

[00:28:54] it's just

[00:28:54] it's like

[00:28:56] it's like

[00:28:56] no more

[00:28:56] heroes

[00:28:57] right

[00:28:57] playing it

[00:28:58] on the

[00:28:58] Wii

[00:28:58] nowadays

[00:28:59] it's like

[00:28:59] it's

[00:28:59] kind of

[00:29:00] rough

[00:29:00] but if

[00:29:00] you play

[00:29:01] the modern

[00:29:01] version

[00:29:01] on switch

[00:29:02] I

[00:29:02] always

[00:29:03] think

[00:29:03] it

[00:29:03] feels

[00:29:03] better

[00:29:04] thought

[00:29:04] that

[00:29:05] no more

[00:29:05] heroes

[00:29:05] was so

[00:29:06] fucking

[00:29:07] cool

[00:29:07] when it

[00:29:08] first came

[00:29:08] out

[00:29:08] like

[00:29:08] it's

[00:29:09] awesome

[00:29:09] I thought

[00:29:10] it was

[00:29:10] so

[00:29:10] ridiculous

[00:29:11] how like

[00:29:11] you'd

[00:29:12] basically

[00:29:12] have to

[00:29:12] like

[00:29:12] just

[00:29:13] crank

[00:29:13] down

[00:29:13] on your

[00:29:14] fucking

[00:29:14] lightsaber

[00:29:15] to get

[00:29:15] it to

[00:29:16] charge up

[00:29:16] and it

[00:29:16] just

[00:29:17] looked

[00:29:17] like

[00:29:17] Travis

[00:29:17] was

[00:29:17] like

[00:29:18] beaten

[00:29:18] off

[00:29:18] that

[00:29:19] was

[00:29:19] the idea

[00:29:19] that was

[00:29:20] the

[00:29:20] yeah

[00:29:20] it was

[00:29:21] hilarious

[00:29:21] shock

[00:29:22] when I

[00:29:22] played

[00:29:22] the third

[00:29:23] game

[00:29:35] Xbox

[00:29:36] no

[00:29:37] isn't

[00:29:38] there

[00:29:38] a

[00:29:38] collection

[00:29:38] I thought

[00:29:39] there was

[00:29:39] a

[00:29:39] one

[00:29:40] and two

[00:29:40] are on

[00:29:40] switch

[00:29:41] I have

[00:29:41] the

[00:29:41] like

[00:29:42] the

[00:29:43] limited

[00:29:43] game

[00:29:43] limited

[00:29:44] run

[00:29:44] games

[00:29:45] like

[00:29:45] fancy

[00:29:45] deluxe

[00:29:46] of both

[00:29:46] of them

[00:29:47] which

[00:29:47] cost me

[00:29:48] a lot

[00:29:49] of money

[00:29:49] but I

[00:29:49] have it

[00:29:50] and it

[00:29:50] came with

[00:29:50] a little

[00:29:51] Santa

[00:29:51] destroy

[00:29:51] flag

[00:29:52] which I

[00:29:52] have

[00:29:52] over

[00:29:53] here

[00:29:53] yeah

[00:29:54] nice

[00:29:54] yeah

[00:29:55] you were

[00:29:56] talking about

[00:29:56] the commentary

[00:29:56] it made me

[00:29:57] about like

[00:29:58] playing

[00:29:58] Grand Theft

[00:29:58] Auto

[00:29:59] but listening

[00:29:59] to the

[00:29:59] talk radio

[00:30:00] and I

[00:30:00] was like

[00:30:01] I remember

[00:30:01] as a kid

[00:30:01] those games

[00:30:02] are amazing

[00:30:03] when I was a kid

[00:30:04] I was like

[00:30:04] this is the

[00:30:05] who would

[00:30:05] who would

[00:30:06] who

[00:30:06] what is this

[00:30:07] for

[00:30:08] and now

[00:30:08] I'm like

[00:30:09] the only

[00:30:09] thing I

[00:30:10] get

[00:30:10] sometimes

[00:30:10] I'll make

[00:30:11] myself

[00:30:11] like

[00:30:11] some

[00:30:12] hot

[00:30:12] pockets

[00:30:12] and I'll

[00:30:13] just

[00:30:13] like

[00:30:13] sit

[00:30:14] in a

[00:30:14] car

[00:30:14] and I'll

[00:30:14] just

[00:30:15] sit

[00:30:15] on my

[00:30:15] couch

[00:30:16] and just

[00:30:16] listen

[00:30:17] for real

[00:30:18] it's good

[00:30:19] it is like

[00:30:19] fascinating

[00:30:22] you know

[00:30:22] what

[00:30:22] had really

[00:30:23] good radio

[00:30:24] stations

[00:30:25] sleeping

[00:30:25] dogs

[00:30:28] wild music

[00:30:29] yeah

[00:30:29] because they

[00:30:30] had fucking

[00:30:30] mastodon

[00:30:31] and

[00:30:32] meshuga

[00:30:32] the metal

[00:30:33] thing

[00:30:34] was like

[00:30:34] out of

[00:30:35] control

[00:30:36] it was

[00:30:36] all like

[00:30:37] roadrunner

[00:30:38] records

[00:30:38] I think

[00:30:38] had a lot

[00:30:39] to do

[00:30:39] with

[00:30:39] they did

[00:30:40] it with

[00:30:41] Saints Row

[00:30:42] as well

[00:30:42] because that's

[00:30:43] where I learned

[00:30:43] after the burial

[00:30:44] and

[00:30:44] oh yeah

[00:30:45] there was a

[00:30:46] mastodon

[00:30:47] song

[00:30:47] in there

[00:30:47] too

[00:30:48] yeah

[00:30:49] man

[00:30:49] do you

[00:30:49] see that

[00:30:50] fucking

[00:30:50] mastodon

[00:30:50] song

[00:30:51] with

[00:30:51] lamb

[00:30:51] of

[00:30:51] god

[00:30:51] it's

[00:30:51] pretty

[00:30:51] good

[00:30:52] it is

[00:30:53] good

[00:30:53] except it

[00:30:54] literally

[00:30:54] sounds like

[00:30:55] you stitched

[00:30:55] lamb

[00:30:56] of god

[00:30:56] on this

[00:30:57] mastodon

[00:30:57] and so

[00:30:58] it's like

[00:30:58] you can hear

[00:30:59] the lamb

[00:30:59] of god

[00:30:59] parts

[00:31:00] and then

[00:31:00] you're

[00:31:00] like

[00:31:00] okay

[00:31:01] well

[00:31:01] now

[00:31:01] we're

[00:31:01] kind of

[00:31:01] falling

[00:31:02] off of

[00:31:03] lamb

[00:31:03] of god

[00:31:03] in the

[00:31:04] last

[00:31:04] little

[00:31:05] while

[00:31:05] like

[00:31:05] the last

[00:31:06] few

[00:31:06] albums

[00:31:07] I've

[00:31:07] just

[00:31:07] been

[00:31:07] like

[00:31:08] this

[00:31:09] is

[00:31:09] kind

[00:31:09] of

[00:31:09] like

[00:31:09] I feel

[00:31:10] like

[00:31:10] there's

[00:31:10] like

[00:31:11] I still

[00:31:11] have

[00:31:11] so much

[00:31:12] appreciation

[00:31:12] for that

[00:31:13] band

[00:31:13] because

[00:31:13] they

[00:31:13] are

[00:31:13] crazy

[00:31:14] but

[00:31:15] like

[00:31:15] I don't

[00:31:16] know

[00:31:16] I just

[00:31:17] haven't

[00:31:17] really

[00:31:18] been

[00:31:18] all that

[00:31:19] into

[00:31:20] them

[00:31:20] I feel

[00:31:21] like

[00:31:21] there's

[00:31:21] metal

[00:31:21] bands

[00:31:22] that are

[00:31:22] doing

[00:31:22] way more

[00:31:22] interesting

[00:31:23] things

[00:31:23] nowadays

[00:31:23] they're

[00:31:24] they're

[00:31:25] all

[00:31:39] though

[00:31:40] I will

[00:31:40] and

[00:31:41] oh

[00:31:41] they

[00:31:41] got

[00:31:42] an

[00:31:42] xtc

[00:31:42] song

[00:31:42] on

[00:31:43] here

[00:31:43] fuck

[00:31:43] yeah

[00:31:44] love

[00:31:44] that

[00:31:45] band

[00:31:45] it's

[00:31:45] a great

[00:31:45] band

[00:31:46] though

[00:31:47] I

[00:31:47] tried

[00:31:47] listening

[00:31:47] to

[00:31:48] opeth's

[00:31:48] new

[00:31:48] record

[00:31:48] I

[00:31:48] didn't

[00:31:49] care

[00:31:49] for

[00:31:49] it

[00:31:49] anyways

[00:31:51] wow

[00:31:51] hot take

[00:31:52] what else

[00:31:53] you got

[00:31:53] not really

[00:31:53] yeah

[00:31:54] you know

[00:31:55] what else

[00:31:55] jerry has

[00:31:56] fall

[00:31:56] or

[00:31:57] had a

[00:31:57] falling

[00:31:57] out

[00:31:58] with

[00:31:58] is

[00:31:58] metaphor

[00:31:59] re

[00:31:59] fantasia

[00:32:00] he also

[00:32:01] says

[00:32:01] that

[00:32:01] that's

[00:32:01] a

[00:32:01] slog

[00:32:02] and

[00:32:02] that

[00:32:03] it's

[00:32:03] too

[00:32:03] long

[00:32:03] and

[00:32:04] that

[00:32:04] the

[00:32:04] end

[00:32:04] is

[00:32:04] long

[00:32:06] yeah

[00:32:08] yeah

[00:32:09] I

[00:32:10] did

[00:32:10] nave

[00:32:11] and I

[00:32:11] have

[00:32:11] been

[00:32:11] talking

[00:32:11] I'm

[00:32:12] not

[00:32:12] going to

[00:32:12] deny

[00:32:13] that

[00:32:13] I

[00:32:13] thought

[00:32:13] that

[00:32:14] the

[00:32:14] game

[00:32:15] was

[00:32:15] 20

[00:32:15] hours

[00:32:15] too

[00:32:16] fucking

[00:32:16] long

[00:32:16] and

[00:32:17] by

[00:32:18] the

[00:32:18] last

[00:32:18] quarter

[00:32:19] of

[00:32:19] that

[00:32:19] game

[00:32:19] I

[00:32:19] was

[00:32:31] with

[00:32:31] those

[00:32:31] characters

[00:32:31] at that

[00:32:31] point

[00:32:32] I

[00:32:32] will

[00:32:32] say

[00:32:32] though

[00:32:33] I

[00:32:33] did

[00:32:34] watch

[00:32:35] and

[00:32:35] like

[00:32:35] paid

[00:32:36] attention

[00:32:36] to

[00:32:36] all

[00:32:36] of

[00:32:37] strolls

[00:32:37] and

[00:32:38] heismaze

[00:32:40] all their

[00:32:40] shit

[00:32:40] I was

[00:32:41] like

[00:32:41] yup

[00:32:41] I'm

[00:32:42] watching

[00:32:42] all this

[00:32:42] because

[00:32:43] this

[00:32:43] is

[00:32:43] good

[00:32:43] stuff

[00:32:43] but

[00:32:43] I

[00:32:44] don't

[00:32:45] know

[00:32:45] man

[00:32:45] I

[00:32:45] thought

[00:32:46] that

[00:32:46] that

[00:32:46] game

[00:32:46] was

[00:32:47] amazing

[00:32:47] like

[00:32:48] it

[00:32:48] is

[00:32:48] an

[00:32:48] amazing

[00:32:49] game

[00:32:49] but

[00:32:49] like

[00:32:50] I

[00:32:51] had

[00:32:51] a lot

[00:32:51] of

[00:32:51] problems

[00:32:52] with

[00:32:52] it

[00:32:52] my

[00:32:53] favorite

[00:32:53] part

[00:32:53] the other

[00:32:53] day

[00:32:54] was

[00:32:54] when

[00:32:54] you

[00:32:54] thought

[00:32:54] it

[00:32:54] was

[00:32:55] over

[00:32:55] and

[00:32:55] then

[00:32:55] you

[00:32:56] came

[00:32:56] back

[00:32:56] to

[00:32:56] the

[00:32:56] chat

[00:32:56] and

[00:32:57] you're

[00:32:57] like

[00:32:57] nope

[00:32:57] never

[00:32:58] mind

[00:32:59] I

[00:33:00] finally

[00:33:00] beat

[00:33:01] this

[00:33:01] fucking

[00:33:01] game

[00:33:01] and

[00:33:02] I

[00:33:21] the

[00:33:21] story

[00:33:21] they're

[00:33:22] like

[00:33:22] oh

[00:33:22] you

[00:33:22] can

[00:33:22] go

[00:33:22] back

[00:33:22] and

[00:33:23] do

[00:33:23] all

[00:33:23] the

[00:33:23] side

[00:33:23] stuff

[00:33:23] and

[00:33:24] you're

[00:33:24] like

[00:33:24] no

[00:33:24] that's

[00:33:25] not

[00:33:25] yeah

[00:33:25] well

[00:33:26] this

[00:33:26] isn't

[00:33:27] even

[00:33:27] like

[00:33:27] that

[00:33:27] because

[00:33:27] it's

[00:33:27] like

[00:33:28] when

[00:33:28] you

[00:33:29] finish

[00:33:29] it

[00:33:51] focused

[00:33:51] on

[00:33:51] something

[00:33:52] and

[00:33:52] I

[00:33:52] just

[00:33:52] went

[00:33:52] past

[00:33:53] the

[00:33:53] day

[00:33:53] and

[00:33:53] I

[00:33:53] like

[00:33:53] how

[00:33:53] far

[00:33:54] are

[00:33:54] you

[00:33:54] now

[00:33:54] like

[00:33:55] what

[00:33:55] calendar

[00:33:55] where

[00:33:56] are

[00:34:21] you

[00:34:25] my

[00:34:26] point

[00:34:28] it's

[00:34:29] hang

[00:34:29] on

[00:34:29] let me

[00:34:29] open

[00:34:30] my

[00:34:30] calendar

[00:34:30] like

[00:34:35] the

[00:34:36] yeah

[00:34:36] I'm doing

[00:34:37] I did

[00:34:37] the

[00:34:38] island

[00:34:38] stuff

[00:34:38] and

[00:34:38] I'm

[00:34:39] about

[00:34:39] to

[00:34:39] leave

[00:34:51] it

[00:34:51] happens

[00:34:51] but

[00:34:51] like

[00:34:52] it

[00:34:52] was

[00:34:52] I

[00:34:53] was

[00:34:53] like

[00:34:53] just

[00:34:54] let

[00:34:54] me

[00:34:54] fucking

[00:34:55] kill

[00:34:56] the

[00:34:56] last

[00:34:57] boss

[00:34:57] now

[00:34:57] please

[00:34:58] let

[00:34:58] me

[00:34:59] just

[00:34:59] do

[00:34:59] it

[00:35:21] for

[00:35:21] did

[00:35:21] this

[00:35:22] because

[00:35:22] I

[00:35:23] was

[00:35:23] saying

[00:35:23] to

[00:35:23] my

[00:35:23] co-host

[00:35:24] Beth

[00:35:24] that

[00:35:25] we

[00:35:27] basically

[00:35:27] got

[00:35:28] Persona

[00:35:28] but

[00:35:28] just

[00:35:29] in

[00:35:29] medieval

[00:35:29] times

[00:35:29] like

[00:35:30] the

[00:35:30] formula

[00:35:30] for

[00:35:31] the

[00:35:31] game

[00:35:31] is

[00:35:31] just

[00:35:32] Persona

[00:35:32] 5

[00:35:33] again

[00:35:33] like

[00:35:33] even

[00:35:34] like

[00:35:35] the

[00:35:35] part

[00:35:35] that

[00:35:35] you're

[00:35:36] coming

[00:35:36] up

[00:35:36] on

[00:35:36] Nave

[00:35:37] is

[00:35:37] like

[00:35:37] the

[00:35:38] big

[00:35:38] thing

[00:35:39] like

[00:35:40] in

[00:35:40] Persona

[00:35:41] when

[00:35:42] the

[00:35:42] big

[00:35:42] thing

[00:35:42] happens

[00:35:43] during

[00:35:43] that

[00:35:54] I

[00:35:55] have

[00:35:55] no

[00:35:55] idea

[00:35:55] what

[00:35:55] you're

[00:35:55] talking

[00:35:56] about

[00:35:56] same

[00:35:56] that's

[00:35:57] good

[00:35:58] because

[00:35:58] if

[00:35:59] you

[00:35:59] know

[00:35:59] you

[00:35:59] know

[00:35:59] and

[00:35:59] it

[00:36:00] is

[00:36:00] that

[00:36:00] that

[00:36:01] part

[00:36:01] in

[00:36:01] Persona

[00:36:01] was

[00:36:01] fucking

[00:36:02] why

[00:36:02] I

[00:36:03] have

[00:36:03] Persona

[00:36:03] 5

[00:36:03] it's

[00:36:04] just

[00:36:04] I

[00:36:04] always

[00:36:04] bounce

[00:36:05] off

[00:36:05] of

[00:36:05] it

[00:36:05] because

[00:36:05] it

[00:36:21] beat

[00:36:21] beat

[00:36:22] like

[00:36:22] I'm

[00:36:22] just

[00:36:23] constantly

[00:36:23] beating

[00:36:24] games

[00:36:24] Thrak

[00:36:25] have

[00:36:25] you

[00:36:25] bounced

[00:36:26] back

[00:36:26] into

[00:36:26] Shin

[00:36:27] Megami

[00:36:27] Tensei

[00:36:27] 4

[00:36:28] yet

[00:36:28] or

[00:36:28] you

[00:36:28] just

[00:36:28] I

[00:36:29] completely

[00:36:29] fell

[00:36:30] up

[00:36:30] okay

[00:36:30] well

[00:36:31] because

[00:36:31] I

[00:36:31] beat

[00:36:31] the

[00:36:32] Minotaur

[00:36:32] and

[00:36:33] that's

[00:36:33] a

[00:36:33] tough

[00:36:33] as

[00:36:33] hell

[00:36:33] boss

[00:36:34] and

[00:36:34] then

[00:36:34] you

[00:36:35] fight

[00:36:36] another

[00:36:36] boss

[00:36:37] shortly

[00:36:37] after

[00:36:37] that

[00:36:38] Medusa

[00:36:39] yeah

[00:36:39] and I

[00:36:40] was

[00:36:40] just

[00:36:40] like

[00:36:40] I'm

[00:36:40] exhausted

[00:36:41] the game

[00:36:42] exhausted

[00:36:43] me

[00:36:43] it's

[00:36:43] a great

[00:36:43] game

[00:36:44] but

[00:36:44] it's

[00:36:45] just

[00:36:45] it's

[00:36:45] a lot

[00:36:45] you know

[00:36:46] and especially

[00:36:47] it's like

[00:36:47] it's probably

[00:36:48] a game

[00:36:48] I shouldn't

[00:36:49] have brought

[00:36:49] on vacation

[00:36:50] and I was

[00:36:51] just like

[00:36:51] chilling

[00:36:51] so that

[00:36:52] was on

[00:36:52] me

[00:36:53] but you

[00:36:53] know

[00:36:53] but I'm

[00:36:54] still

[00:36:54] playing

[00:36:54] Dragon Quest

[00:36:55] 3

[00:36:56] so

[00:36:56] hey Mike

[00:36:57] what's

[00:36:57] your

[00:36:57] favorite

[00:36:58] RPG

[00:36:58] of all

[00:36:58] time

[00:37:00] Grandia

[00:37:01] 2

[00:37:03] I've

[00:37:03] never

[00:37:04] played

[00:37:05] Grandia

[00:37:05] I've

[00:37:06] never

[00:37:06] played

[00:37:06] either

[00:37:06] though

[00:37:06] go with

[00:37:07] the second

[00:37:08] one

[00:37:08] dude

[00:37:08] should

[00:37:08] I

[00:37:13] but

[00:37:13] 2

[00:37:14] just

[00:37:14] like

[00:37:15] the

[00:37:15] visuals

[00:37:15] yeah

[00:37:16] and the

[00:37:17] music

[00:37:18] why is it

[00:37:19] GameCube

[00:37:19] Dreamcast

[00:37:20] it's not

[00:37:21] badly

[00:37:22] expensive

[00:37:22] either

[00:37:23] that's

[00:37:24] good

[00:37:24] didn't you

[00:37:24] say

[00:37:24] it was

[00:37:25] only like

[00:37:25] 60 bucks

[00:37:25] or something

[00:37:26] it was

[00:37:26] like

[00:37:26] 50

[00:37:28] that's

[00:37:28] pretty

[00:37:28] good

[00:37:29] it's

[00:37:29] the best

[00:37:29] way to

[00:37:30] play it

[00:37:30] except for

[00:37:31] the HD

[00:37:31] version

[00:37:32] yeah

[00:37:32] the HD

[00:37:33] remaster

[00:37:33] on Switch

[00:37:33] is not

[00:37:34] bad

[00:37:34] either

[00:37:35] it's

[00:37:36] not

[00:37:36] on the

[00:37:36] Black

[00:37:36] Friday

[00:37:36] sale

[00:37:37] otherwise

[00:37:37] I

[00:37:37] probably

[00:37:37] would

[00:37:37] got

[00:37:38] it

[00:37:38] I

[00:37:38] think

[00:37:39] I

[00:37:39] paid

[00:37:39] 49

[00:37:40] for

[00:37:41] that

[00:37:41] from

[00:37:42] play

[00:37:42] do

[00:37:42] you guys

[00:37:42] always

[00:37:42] like

[00:37:43] the

[00:37:43] HD

[00:37:43] remasters

[00:37:44] of

[00:37:44] games

[00:37:44] because

[00:37:45] sometimes

[00:37:45] I

[00:37:45] fucking

[00:37:46] hate

[00:37:46] them

[00:37:46] I

[00:37:46] like

[00:37:47] the

[00:37:47] convenience

[00:37:48] of having

[00:37:49] all these

[00:37:49] games

[00:37:50] on like

[00:37:50] one

[00:37:50] system

[00:37:50] that is

[00:37:51] yeah

[00:37:52] that's

[00:37:52] the

[00:37:52] biggest

[00:37:53] draw

[00:37:53] I

[00:37:53] think

[00:37:53] but

[00:37:54] yeah

[00:37:54] but

[00:37:54] it's

[00:37:54] just

[00:37:55] like

[00:37:55] the

[00:37:55] collector

[00:37:55] in me

[00:37:56] is

[00:37:56] like

[00:37:56] I

[00:37:56] like

[00:37:57] having

[00:37:57] the

[00:37:57] old

[00:37:57] one

[00:37:57] I

[00:37:58] don't

[00:37:58] know

[00:37:58] yeah

[00:37:59] and

[00:37:59] then

[00:37:59] there's

[00:37:59] times

[00:38:00] like

[00:38:00] with

[00:38:00] like

[00:38:00] Final

[00:38:01] Fantasy

[00:38:01] 10

[00:38:01] HD

[00:38:02] they

[00:38:03] like

[00:38:03] made

[00:38:04] those

[00:38:04] characters

[00:38:04] look

[00:38:04] like

[00:38:04] soft

[00:38:05] and

[00:38:05] it

[00:38:06] was

[00:38:06] Titus

[00:38:07] like

[00:38:07] Titus's

[00:38:08] face

[00:38:08] models

[00:38:08] even

[00:38:09] Yuna

[00:38:10] dude

[00:38:10] like

[00:38:10] I've

[00:38:10] seen

[00:38:10] like

[00:38:11] screenshots

[00:38:11] of

[00:38:12] Yuna

[00:38:12] and

[00:38:12] it's

[00:38:12] weird

[00:38:14] literally

[00:38:15] just

[00:38:15] turned

[00:38:16] her

[00:38:16] face

[00:38:16] into

[00:38:16] a

[00:38:16] circle

[00:38:19] wasn't

[00:38:19] there

[00:38:19] a

[00:38:20] specific

[00:38:20] reason

[00:38:20] they

[00:38:21] did

[00:38:21] that

[00:38:21] though

[00:38:21] I

[00:38:22] think

[00:38:22] they

[00:38:22] used

[00:38:23] like

[00:38:23] the

[00:38:24] Kingdom

[00:38:24] Hearts

[00:38:24] models

[00:38:25] and

[00:38:26] they

[00:38:27] didn't

[00:38:27] mesh

[00:38:27] well

[00:38:28] with

[00:38:28] like

[00:38:28] the

[00:38:28] I

[00:38:29] think

[00:38:30] you're

[00:38:30] right

[00:38:30] on

[00:38:30] that

[00:38:30] yeah

[00:38:30] everyone

[00:38:32] else

[00:38:33] looks

[00:38:33] the

[00:38:33] same

[00:38:33] I

[00:38:33] think

[00:38:34] like

[00:38:34] anyone

[00:38:34] who's

[00:38:34] not

[00:38:35] in

[00:38:35] Kingdom

[00:38:35] Hearts

[00:38:35] yeah

[00:38:36] Waka

[00:38:36] still

[00:38:37] walking

[00:38:40] the

[00:38:41] HD

[00:38:42] version

[00:38:43] or

[00:38:43] the

[00:38:43] HD

[00:38:44] remaster

[00:38:45] the

[00:38:45] Radical

[00:38:46] Dreamers

[00:38:46] edition

[00:38:47] of

[00:38:47] Chrono

[00:38:47] Cross

[00:38:47] though

[00:38:48] that's

[00:38:48] the

[00:38:49] best

[00:38:49] way

[00:38:49] to

[00:39:30] it's not the way no i would probably just play the super nintendo if you want to play like

[00:39:35] dragon quest one that version is not a bad version because it's like three bucks usually

[00:39:40] but yeah but three i would say if you want to play three this is probably the one to go for

[00:39:44] like it it looks really nice oh my god uh yeah i i threw it on like the the whenever it launched

[00:39:52] like the night that it came like downloaded and like i was so fucking blown away by how god damn

[00:39:59] good it looks yeah i mean you can tell that like well you know yuji hori still like me i mean he's in

[00:40:05] control of the series really not square enix but uh he's just like you got to make sure the quality

[00:40:10] is there which is why it took so long because this was announced in 2021 yeah it's been a dragon quest

[00:40:16] like anniversary live stream and it aired here at like one in the morning and i stayed up and watched

[00:40:22] it oh man and i was just finishing my playthrough of dragon quest 2 at that point and i was going to go

[00:40:28] right into three but then they announced that remake and i'm like well i guess i'm gonna wait

[00:40:32] and then it was like a year or two later i'm like yeah let me mess around with the original three

[00:40:35] a little bit and i didn't get super far in it but i just beat um dragon quest 1 for the first time

[00:40:42] the super nintendo version of dragon quest 1 and honestly they kind of like opened my brain up to

[00:40:51] realizing i like a good short rpg yeah like chrono trigger is a good short rpg yep that one

[00:40:58] was really good it wasn't like it was kind of strange to get used to like if you die you end

[00:41:03] up back at the castle at the very beginning like that was kind of because well because that came

[00:41:07] out in 1986 so it's a very old ass game but it's only like 10 hours which yeah for an rpg that's

[00:41:14] nothing that's yeah that's the prologue of persona 5 uh but um but one through five like uh like two is

[00:41:22] about 20 hours three is about 30 and then four and five are about 30 35 a piece but when you hit

[00:41:29] six is when they start six is when they start having like four six is about 40 to 50 wasn't seven like

[00:41:36] 80 hours it's the original playstation version of seven is minimum 100 hours and it doesn't start

[00:41:42] getting good until you're like 30 hours in or some shit has the issue there there's a famous picture

[00:41:48] of the dragon quest 7 script and it's just like this massive book bookshelf of the script because

[00:41:53] because dragon quest 6 came out 95 and then 7 didn't come out till 01 so there was like a huge gap

[00:41:59] there and this is a problem is that like it's it's the same problem with persona it's that like

[00:42:05] you know like the gaming community knows this is the shit like you know this is gonna be good so

[00:42:10] they don't have to hook you right away well that's not great for like newer players i think with 7 is

[00:42:15] just they had so many ideas because there's a lot of different story things that happen they bring

[00:42:20] the job system back but it's not to like 40 hours in until you can change jobs what it's a good job

[00:42:26] system holy shit um and yeah and there's like puzzle elements there's like missed style puzzles that

[00:42:31] makes the prologue like ridiculously long though the 3ds remake trims it down to like 60 hours they cut a

[00:42:37] lot of fat off of it it it's still it's still kind of long but it it gets going a lot quicker

[00:42:43] but i've i've also heard a lot of people say that 7 is probably like one of the craziest rpg stories

[00:42:48] ever isn't it isn't that the one where you like you start as like the kid and then you like become

[00:42:53] like that's five it's like five oh that's five that's my favorite in the series seven seven is

[00:42:59] like is like you start on this little small island and then as you go these other islands start popping

[00:43:04] up in the sea oh and the adults are being like oh don't go there they're fine but you like you

[00:43:08] sneak over to those islands and you find out like what's been going on you know fragments of the

[00:43:13] forgotten past um but yeah five is you literally start getting born out of your mother um and then

[00:43:19] your mother dies and then it cuts to you at like age five like sailing the seas with your dad and then

[00:43:24] you go until you're an adult and then you get married and have kids and then those kids grow up

[00:43:28] to join your party so it's like crazy like you're yeah i won't say too much because the story takes

[00:43:34] some interesting twists and turns but it is a fantastic story probably the best story of all

[00:43:38] the dragon quest games it's uji hori's favorite game in the series yeah what else you got mike hey uh

[00:43:43] naiv you're a target now have you ever watched syphilis and ollie on mtv like two sock

[00:43:51] syphilis what syphilis and ollie have you watched syphilis it's a sock puppet comedy variety show on mtv

[00:43:59] that lasted like two seasons um no it was like cranky anchors nope it's like the same

[00:44:05] of that oh awesome anyway i've been i've been uh telling uh aaron that all of the show's ideas

[00:44:15] have come from syphilis and ollie and making him watch syphilis clips and if he plays any of them

[00:44:21] for the audience at home you'll instantly recognize

[00:44:26] it's like the super pod format but mtv did it like in 1998 i've never in my life seen this is

[00:44:33] crazy it's good there was a clip that mike sent me of just play it can you just play the chester

[00:44:39] clip do that it's like a minute long oh boy okay hi it's time for a word with chester and so we're

[00:44:55] gonna have a word with chester hey dude hey how are you doing man you always ask questions so can i

[00:45:03] ask some questions sure dude you always have that option chester does that mean yes yeah just what

[00:45:10] what do you want ask whatever you want what i want to know yeah okay really okay can i go up in the roof

[00:45:20] why it's the squirrels again why what's wrong you remember squirrels oh are the squirrels picking on

[00:45:29] you again yeah they're up something up there why can you hear them on the roof or yeah i can hear

[00:45:34] them working up there they've got little tools and fax machines i think they're gearing up for the big

[00:45:42] one the big one what do you mean i think they want my nuts what are you talking about dude

[00:45:53] they're after my nut collection oh your nut collection what are you gonna i'm gonna chase

[00:45:57] them down the yard down the road uh-huh i'm gonna chase them and the neighbor girl uh-huh she said

[00:46:04] they're rocks at them for me great dude okay she's uh thanks jester did you see the neighbor girl

[00:46:14] she has they even did fake ads uh yeah like the civil war corpses yeah give these corpses a home

[00:46:30] precious royce home shopping but it's like this whole the whole format of this show yeah so anyway

[00:46:35] god damn it it's like our mystery science theater or something we need to do that shit for network

[00:46:41] bonus content shit because we still have to do small soldiers i my friends won't watch horror

[00:46:47] movies with me anymore because i'll just fucking dissect them i make them trivial i make them dumb

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[00:49:58] francis boatman by by day he's a regular cop but by night he's a shape-shifting boat person

[00:50:06] half man half boat he's francis boatman mike do the mike do the boat is he jewish

[00:50:19] he's not a very quick boat no it's no it's like ed ed and eddie when they have like double d like

[00:50:25] yank on his fucking oh yeah yeah and his lips turn to that yeah yeah yeah so is it boatman every time i'm

[00:50:32] on the episode now yeah yeah yeah we're gonna keep continuing the series so like the first one was

[00:50:37] like the origin story the second one i forget but this time it's uh um son of boatman sorry son of

[00:50:46] boatman it's boatman the return of the son of boatman his son gets kidnapped by boatman's arch nemesis the

[00:50:56] land man i just picture when he returned and got that right away

[00:51:04] or that whoever that singer from dead sea almond dallas jr or something whatever the name is

[00:51:09] blueberry almond oatmeal dallas

[00:51:14] blue oldman share gary oldman

[00:51:20] day old man i just picture like i just picture like a commissioner like old and gristled looking

[00:51:28] at like the sun leaving she's just staring into the sun his eyes are crusting over

[00:51:34] they say he's one sob he was like son of boatman they pop out his eyes like a fucking like popcorn

[00:51:41] bring me pictures of boatman you got jk simmons on this but he can't even see him because his eyes are

[00:51:49] all raisined up from staring at his foot he's got sun poisoning so he can't open his eyes dude

[00:51:55] i'm afraid of water because of rabies why don't we make a cartoon like why don't we just find someone

[00:52:00] who can draw so that we just make a cartoon our cartoon would be out of control it would be dude

[00:52:06] it'd be this contact adult swim this would fit right in yeah oh we should extended universe with

[00:52:12] john toon or whatever oh john toon that's what it was that's yeah he met his ultimate nemesis

[00:52:18] john toon fucking pontoon boat but so is that the guy that was fucking c-do's yeah i think so

[00:52:26] um you just start writing this down like what is pontoon and sea dune what does that baby look like

[00:52:32] what kind of boat a horrible disgusting creature that's just a normal just sinks right away yeah sea

[00:52:40] dune so so so landman uh um john landman uh boat's ultimate weakness land because boats can't go on

[00:52:51] land until until he goes through a trance he goes through a transformation he gets like real legs

[00:52:58] he's a trans boat he's not real human legs that's that's why he's boatman yeah yeah yeah that's true

[00:53:06] but no no because that's not a motor making that sound it's just his legs kicking really fast he just

[00:53:10] kicks his legs but he's a boat he's like a reverse mermaid but so the twist the twist to this new

[00:53:19] movie is that he's like a like a lycanthrope now or like a werewolf like he's yeah he he is a boat at

[00:53:25] night he there is no other option like he transforms into a boat at night he's human during the day so

[00:53:30] like the landman comes and does shit the natural progression of this story obviously is is werewolf

[00:53:35] you know wereboat and he's so drunk with power that now he says things that don't make sense like

[00:53:41] wait until you see my final transformation you're gonna love my dorsal fin and people are like boatman

[00:53:47] you don't have a dorsal fin he's just drunk on power boatman bites somebody where would a boat's mouth be

[00:53:57] maritime uh on the bow or other boat parts yeah we really should have did some like uh

[00:54:04] like nautical vocabulary before diving back into the trilogy here anchors maritime law water

[00:54:17] starboard yeah starboard poop deck poop deck yes another one of his arch nemesis harpoon tank

[00:54:27] is that the lady turning into austin bowers

[00:54:31] it's just a can of tang that shoots a harpoon at him harpoon tank holy shit oh swamp fang

[00:54:39] if boatman bites because boats can't go in swamps so like so he beats swamp fang swamp fang is just in

[00:54:49] the in the swamp being like you can't get me out here that is an alligator that was like agent's

[00:54:54] like a really like really really white girl like you can't get me out here

[00:55:01] catch me out here that's my fucking spot i wanted to hear you just sound like a teenage girl

[00:55:11] into uh an airboat like an alligator oh that's good too the swamp thing he's like he's got it's like an

[00:55:19] airboat but it's got like alligator scales and like jaws and like little legs

[00:55:27] did i've touched the water at all

[00:55:32] i'm in a great deal of pain and swamp fang also thinks it's doing like a really awesome job too like

[00:55:38] swimming but it's not and it's like i'm gonna fuck a bass have fucking awesome it can only talk

[00:55:44] it's only sentient when it's in its boat form when it transfers back into an alligator just a normal

[00:55:48] alligator again it doesn't remember it is anything that happened

[00:55:52] we're into the trilogy now we still don't know we talked about the origin story it doesn't exist

[00:55:57] like i don't know how many movies we have to get through before we figure out why there's boats

[00:56:02] i don't know what the fuck you're talking about exactly nobody goes back let's go back to the one-off

[00:56:08] games episode because i think it was like there was a horrible nuclear explosion and francis was

[00:56:14] turned into a boat or something because he was on the water this lore is getting deeper than

[00:56:22] skibbity toilet yeah it's episode 77 now i think is it 77 yeah the only reason i know is because they

[00:56:30] just introduced the yakuza into the lore so now yakuza is canonically and kamarucho hold on hold on

[00:56:37] hold on francis boatman also fights kaiju because like kaiju emerged from the depths of the sea

[00:56:43] because of all the camera yes because of all the uh the nuclear toxic waste and gobbledygook in the sea

[00:56:50] the the the kaiju rise up and then francis boatman merges together with john toon and swamp thang

[00:56:57] and the fan boat crocodile like a fucking megazord yeah dude this is me if you take this all down

[00:57:03] for the extended boatman universe wikipedia page please thank you we need a dinghy we need a dinghy

[00:57:13] character oh dude that's his sidekick that's his sidekick that's his sidekick in a dinghy

[00:57:22] it's just it's just a it's just a regular dude named like travis in a fucking dinghy being like

[00:57:27] it's gone man like and he's just like lost out of sea whenever they finish battling out in the sea

[00:57:33] against these kaiju they just leave them there they're like we'll see you back at the base and

[00:57:38] he's like jesus fucking he's gonna fucking row his ass no no he's laying there and he's like well

[00:57:46] it's sink or swim but then but that night that night dinghy doesn't come home and they realize he's

[00:57:54] been kidnapped by kayak kyle the kayak pedal boats we're just naming boats we know

[00:58:05] paddleman dude dinghy like so everybody else make it to passover a dinghy dinghy's just like

[00:58:11] real stupidly shaped too like his torso is nothing but a fucking robo but then it's like his head is

[00:58:19] just like on the the end of the boat and his legs are just stuck underneath the water like it's one

[00:58:23] of those fucking mermaids yeah pirate ships just like a head there we make it look like skibbity

[00:58:29] toilet like his head's just right there that's just right there that his legs are under the water

[00:58:33] and his arms are like on the side of the boat and he uses those to like to row he actually has to swim

[00:58:39] like this i could use a hand in here yeah he has the doggy paddle dude this is so good this is like a

[00:58:44] multi-million dollar he has a secretary named lorraine and her superpower she turns into a submarine

[00:58:49] her name is sub lorraine

[00:58:57] no but this is the thing that he never sees her so she is helping him from the shadows like ada wong

[00:59:03] in resident evil

[00:59:06] separate ways

[00:59:11] what are you doing here lorraine

[00:59:15] she has a red dress on she shows up with swamp fang they're like well i had a boss of

[00:59:20] fucking claws but my bucket outfit for today unbeknownst to all of them there's a very very

[00:59:27] evil uh oil rig that's trying to take over the world or some shit because that's what that story

[00:59:32] needed was a 13th boat

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[01:00:30] what else do we have mike well i mean there's only one other video game thing but not that this

[01:00:35] episode is about video games or anything anyway but so thrak was here after going to his show he

[01:00:41] wanted to talk about uh you guys ready for like a real topic oh wait what about our topics haven't

[01:00:47] been real i can't wait for this i just thought up a good one i thought about like a mini one for us

[01:00:54] real fast so so did i but go ahead red vines or twizzlers go oh red twizzlers red red vines

[01:01:00] twizzlers twizzlers you guys are out of your goddamn minds thrak i i i'm old and i'm old enough to admit

[01:01:07] that i don't like either of them that doesn't break the time at all somebody pick thrak out of this

[01:01:15] if you're gonna make me choose which one i would pick red vines yes three or two red vines but i don't

[01:01:21] like either that's fine you guys have won nothing all right well i'm gonna do the trump thing and it

[01:01:27] doesn't count it doesn't count because i'm the undecided voter thank you so much thrak i love you

[01:01:33] i love you too all right jerry what's yours mine was because i was thinking about this today

[01:01:40] do you guys ever play a game with with a strategy guide or anything like do you ever just start it

[01:01:47] and go i'm gonna use this and yeah because like i'm playing i pull blockers all the time like one of

[01:01:53] the loser one of the one of the ufo 50 games is really fucking cryptic and it's really good though

[01:02:01] it's the dungeon crawling one val brace but like it is insanely cryptic and like you'll get an item

[01:02:08] and you're like i have no idea what the fuck this is for and i don't want to like use it on myself and

[01:02:13] it does nothing when i could like dip it into a fountain and then get like a mega sword out of it

[01:02:18] like so i've been just like reading like a guide on this on the steam page and part of me is like

[01:02:28] i feel like i'm kind of cheating because i think part of the appeal of the game is that

[01:02:33] you're supposed to like kind of organically find these things and i'm like i don't have fucking

[01:02:37] time for this like i don't want to i don't want to fuck my run because it's run based like it saves

[01:02:41] there's six floors in the dungeon and it saves every time you get to the next one and it saves like

[01:02:47] your progression so if you die then however you entered that floor that's how it starts but like

[01:02:55] it's very very cryptic so i've been i've been looking at a guide so i don't like what's what's

[01:03:00] your guys's feelings on reading guides getting through games love it i have a ps or a fantasy

[01:03:07] star online episode one and two strategy guide like a like a physical one that's so beat to shit from

[01:03:13] me using it that the spine doesn't even stay together anymore because you guys went to like

[01:03:18] certain pages so many times that the glue is gone for like maps and like item drops and stuff like

[01:03:24] that yeah guides are awesome that's what i did before i podcast is i made i made achievement

[01:03:29] guides really tapped me because he knew i knew how to edit i could teach him how to edit and then i

[01:03:34] never teach i never taught him he had to learn on his own you make him on true achievements yeah i

[01:03:40] made him on true teams i made youtube video companions too um i mean see i use that if i ever but i

[01:03:46] mean i use that if i ever try to like if i'm trying to go for all the achievements in a game i'll go

[01:03:50] there and be like you know what how do i do this random thing you know true achievements is sick uh

[01:03:55] they have like this whenever they whenever it was their 10 year anniversary they had like this these

[01:04:00] are like our accomplishments and stuff and one of them was the top five most rated guides and mine

[01:04:05] was like number four one of mine was really yeah wow oh shit which one was it uh for a game called

[01:04:11] abzu which is just this artsy game oh i've heard of that game yeah that's a very relaxing game yeah

[01:04:18] it's also like the the least amount of words i ever because i was like how how do i write how

[01:04:26] it's it you can go in any direction like how it's a fully 3d you're swimming in the ocean so i was like

[01:04:32] i'm just gonna post screenshots over and over and over and over again and people were like

[01:04:36] thank you and i'm like this is the least amount of work i've ever put in one of these and this is the

[01:04:40] one everyone likes you guys that's how it works man yeah i think guides are fine that's not a big

[01:04:46] deal you there's a lot of times i'll play a game like raw basically until i get stuck and then i'll

[01:04:52] be like all right just how the fuck do i do this yeah i did like the first two floors of valbrace

[01:04:58] without a guide and then i just happened to pick up like some item and i was like the fuck does this

[01:05:04] do so then i was looking for like a walkthrough to see if like there was an item breakdown and then

[01:05:10] it was like a full guide and one of the now one of the things that you do in this game is you learn

[01:05:16] magic spells so to do the spells you have to hold a button and then you have to like basically like

[01:05:24] draw like these lines with like the d-pad like it's like it's like basically like combos like up up down

[01:05:30] down left right left right to do like shield and you find them on the like on walls like drawn on

[01:05:38] walls and you don't like just get the spell like you it's like you learn how to do it so part of it is

[01:05:44] like seeing them and learning them and like as i'm like reading this thing it was just like here's all

[01:05:50] the spells how to do them and i was like oh shit and like there was one that i missed from the like

[01:05:57] the first floor that was like so fucking helpful it literally like lets you see like a 16 by 16 snippet

[01:06:04] of the like the map the dungeon map like where you are so like stuff like that where i've been wasting

[01:06:11] so much time just running around being like have i been in this area yet but like i totally missed

[01:06:17] this thing but because of a guide it's helping me get through it because like i don't like i i enjoy

[01:06:22] the game a lot but i don't i don't want to like do that thing like i don't want to just beat my head

[01:06:29] against the wall and make a bunch of poor decisions yeah it's really weird because i don't know where

[01:06:33] my lines are because it really just depends on how much i want to be immersed in the game because

[01:06:38] like and it depends on what is immersing me so it's like when i played persona 5 i used a guide

[01:06:42] from from one second in all the way to the very end i used a guide and i literally followed it

[01:06:49] like exactly are you doing that with metaphor i did not because that was that was one thing was

[01:06:54] that there wasn't a guide whenever i first started playing so i was and i was like i'm for sure playing

[01:06:58] this right now so i'm just gonna play it and once i got to a point where i'd already missed a book

[01:07:03] by the time like a big a big guide came out i was like well fuck it i'm just gonna not use a guide at

[01:07:08] all now because i've already fucked up it's already ruined so but it's like there's i i don't i will

[01:07:13] almost always be like oh i'm gonna use a walkthrough i don't understand or i'm like i'm gonna go look at a

[01:07:17] youtube video i don't know what the fuck i'm doing i don't know where i've done it for metaphor a couple

[01:07:21] of times where i like i'll go to an ign thing because i'm like where does this mission start

[01:07:25] because i don't know i i must have not yeah there was why i i used the ign thing a couple of times

[01:07:31] because i was like where where do i unlock this like class i don't even understand like where i who do

[01:07:38] i have to talk to to fucking get this to unlock um like have you unlocked all of the uh archetypes

[01:07:44] so far i think i've done everything i can so i think i think the i think i only have two locked

[01:07:49] and i'm pretty sure i have two party members left to get so dude do you have the do you have the

[01:07:54] commander i do have the commander yeah i i missed that for so long because i like once i was done

[01:08:00] in that town oh yeah i was like peace and i like left and then that guy was just always like i really

[01:08:06] want to talk to you and i was like why does this guy want to fucking talk to me so much yeah she was

[01:08:11] like what's your name the little fairy was like hey you need to go talk to that guy and i'm like why

[01:08:17] he was a nothing burger in this whole part like who gives a shit

[01:08:22] yeah but he's got an interesting story after like i'm i'm getting through because it's like oh

[01:08:27] this is obviously he's gonna be the mayor and then it's like well no yeah i skipped all of his

[01:08:31] shit by the time i unlocked it i literally was just hitting start and making it skip through all

[01:08:37] the dialogue and i was just getting like because it'll it'll skip through so much and then it'll

[01:08:41] stop at like a selection like where you get to make a choice yeah and i'm pretty much just getting the

[01:08:48] story from that those like little snippets of choices and i was able to put together what was

[01:08:54] happening with him just by doing that like i just i didn't care but i was like who gives a shit about

[01:09:00] your fucking i gotta fucking bitch about metaphor for a second because like it's a tiny little

[01:09:05] nitpick but when the choices that pop up will pop up sometimes like during the dialogue and i will be

[01:09:14] going to press a to go to the because i've read it already so because i'm not like waiting for the

[01:09:19] voice actor to stop talking so i'm like i'm done reading now and i'll press a and the decision will

[01:09:24] come up and i'll instantly choose the top one and i'm like fuck i hate their feelings though i'm i'm

[01:09:33] happy to to report though that uh 90 of the fucking decisions that you make in that game are for nothing

[01:09:40] like yeah your decisions don't matter i love when they're like hey what do you think we should say

[01:09:45] to this guy and you get like three things and you say you pick one and then fucking your fairy is like

[01:09:50] yeah i don't know pick the other ones and then you're like uh okay this one there she's like

[01:09:57] yeah not that one either how about the other one that's the only one left that's the one i want you

[01:10:01] to say and it's like i fucking hate when they do that when it's like pokemon you have to pick this

[01:10:07] dialogue option well just make the fucking character say it why you gotta let me like pick the thing

[01:10:13] i think the character doesn't talk unless you make them talk i think dude here is my fucking nitpick

[01:10:19] that goddamn main character his voice actor in the english there's something about the cadence of

[01:10:25] his voice that drives me fucking crazy because he like sighs after every sentence and it's like

[01:10:31] such an anime boy sounding like and he's sort of has like a slight lisp like i see this isn't this

[01:10:39] isn't an issue when you listen to japanese because i don't know what the fuck a japanese person sounds

[01:10:42] like well hang on hold on i will say though a hundred percent if anybody's listening to this that

[01:10:48] want to play metaphor i encourage you to play it in english because the english voice acting is

[01:10:52] actually really good except for the fucking little anime boy like it's so good like dude remember

[01:10:58] nave i sent you that clip of zorba talking and you were like what the fuck he sounds like shrek

[01:11:04] he does sound like shrek he's yeah he caught me so hard because i i hadn't had listened to a second

[01:11:09] of english until you brought it up brought it to my attention no the all the english voice actors are

[01:11:14] really really really good in that game and i mean what well i was gonna go to anime corner but don

[01:11:20] the don's got fucking really good english voice acting too and because i've heard that that show

[01:11:24] is really crazy it's so crazy it's so really it's so good oh god it's so good but it is fucking wild

[01:11:32] like i wouldn't watch at least that first episode i wouldn't watch that around your family yeah i i've

[01:11:38] been told that there's some crazy shit in it and i'm like yeah well i've read berserk and they were

[01:11:44] like yeah you should check out that first episode yeah i don't think it's as bad as anything in

[01:11:49] berserk but like it is what's really the first episode i mean i don't know i don't know what's

[01:11:55] in berserk honestly i thought berserk was in really hardcore oh there's some yeah there is well

[01:12:03] yeah well that's what i'm saying don is not at that that bad i don't think don ever gets as bad

[01:12:09] as i was gonna say read the first page of berserk and it's like oh we're starting here

[01:12:14] like it's like it's like hey something really bad's gonna happen and then it doesn't happen and you

[01:12:18] know oh okay that's good that's what i was right there

[01:12:22] that's berserk i have i have a berserk shirt because i the fuck what was the oh yeah that metal

[01:12:27] show and uh brand of sacrifice wasn't it oh yeah or no what no it wasn't them um

[01:12:33] i don't want to say lorna shore but i think it was lorna shore i think it's a lorna shore shirt

[01:12:38] yeah but it's got berserk on it i'm not gonna go look for it it's in my fucking pilot that's

[01:12:42] fucking wild yeah you you you were on a podcast that i've done since then and you were you had

[01:12:47] that shirt on i was like oh that's a fucking crazy shirt and you were like yeah it's lorna shore

[01:12:52] i was like what the fuck lorna shore if they couldn't get if like they were already not cool enough

[01:12:57] and then they have to bring out berserk shirts yeah it's fucking sick yeah um okay strategy guys

[01:13:04] donna don't it's good all right so i'm gonna put you guys scouts on her everybody put their hands up

[01:13:09] where i can see them so you're not using your phones let's try to guess each of you gets one

[01:13:13] guess guess one of the top five best-selling strategy guides of all time start with jerry

[01:13:19] what is the fantasy seven that's number three pokemon yellow no ocarina of time no earthbound

[01:13:31] no that came with the game i know the game didn't sell the game didn't sell

[01:13:38] no marvel versus capcom i just don't want i i only don't trust aaron because he'll just start

[01:13:42] clicking away here if i put you want me to tell you you want me to tell you another one

[01:13:46] want me to tell you another one fantasy 10 no that's number six final fantasy nine

[01:13:52] no final fantasy eight yes that's the best-selling strategy guide of all time final fantasy eight

[01:13:58] the uh that makes sense yeah it has to teach you how to play that shitty card game

[01:14:01] thank you god thank you so much 2.3 million copies of i love how final fantasy

[01:14:09] that's a strategy guide physical copies of that one

[01:14:12] mike do i need to keep my hands up no you're done now was kingdom hearts one of them no uh the other

[01:14:18] two were pac-man and the original super mario brothers so okay but man so this was part of

[01:14:26] that this is one of the like half blogs that i've been writing for you aaron i've just i have the

[01:14:30] outline and i've been collecting information so one of the things that square enix did

[01:14:34] was they specifically put obtuse stuff in there from six seven eight nine in there so they could sell

[01:14:43] supplemental material to go along with their games so like think about the like

[01:14:48] okay i did a post about this one time about getting like barrett's ultimate weapon in final

[01:14:53] fantasy seven where you gotta like have him in your party and you're running down that staircase and

[01:14:58] you gotta look out the window but you have to have barrett in your part any party of three

[01:15:01] and you have to like without that how would anybody or like in final fantasy eight how would anybody

[01:15:06] like when you're floating in outer space or whatever when you're trying to uh meet back up before the

[01:15:12] ship sucks you up you have to like click that one star to get i can't remember which portion of

[01:15:18] whatever is ultimate weapon but they were purposely doing things that you would just never figure out

[01:15:24] unless it was an accident so you would talk about with your friends so one of your friends would buy

[01:15:29] the strategy guide and then that's how they sold supplemental material i'm really hoping to shit like that too

[01:15:36] like 10 the only way to get titus's best weapon was to find all the different mirrors and shit

[01:15:41] and that's when they went over the edge because no way it was nine no it was 10 wasn't 10 the one

[01:15:47] that was online where it was like something like the strategy guide was only like half and 11 11 was

[01:15:51] online 11 yeah it was 11 and 14 for the mmos but one of the it was either nine or 10 um had like

[01:15:58] online supplemental material like you didn't get it would you'd go to a page of the book and it would

[01:16:03] be like that was nine yeah and then you would have to go online and now the website seriously yeah so

[01:16:08] now it's like the physical copies of the book are nearly worthless because it tells you to go to

[01:16:13] this way like oh go to this yeah yeah because the website's gone now that's really stupid are they on

[01:16:19] the way back machine i don't think so man i mean somebody's obviously like it's all all that information

[01:16:25] is other places online but using like the links in the guide doesn't take you anywhere anywhere

[01:16:30] yeah the only thing i liked about strategy guides was they would have a lot of like really cool like

[01:16:35] art exclusive to them yeah for the game no strategy guides are awesome but yeah but there was a point

[01:16:40] there um when magazines were dying like there were so many magazine companies in late 90s early 2000s

[01:16:46] and then into 2010 that had formed because of the like you know the boom of playstation britney games

[01:16:53] yeah well i mean there's yeah there's like just we're doing just a list of n64 guides me and another

[01:17:00] guy scott and there's we've come up with like 121 like different publishers and sub publishers of

[01:17:07] just n64 guides worldwide wow like everybody has their fingers in supplemental material now mike i don't i

[01:17:16] don't mean to to bring this up but i'm actually planning on throwing on because i've been throwing on some

[01:17:22] n64 stuff lately and i discovered this um rom hack of ocarina of time that turns it in it's like a

[01:17:30] roguelike and it's really really fucking good so i was like oh i should play some more n64 and i think

[01:17:36] i think my next n64 game that i'm going to play and beat is actually going to be quest 64 like i'm

[01:17:42] actually going to give it i'm going to give it an honest go jerry didn't or jerry you're going to beat

[01:17:46] it before aaron who did an episode with me like 49 episodes ago and didn't play the game

[01:17:54] quest 64 oh yeah what game yeah you and tommy had me on and like i i played the game because you know

[01:18:02] i've played the game and then we just i'm gonna play it what she thought of it because you guys

[01:18:07] i already have i already have a save file going i made it to like the first like town after like

[01:18:12] the castle place that you're in and i was like this isn't so bad like this is this is fun i think

[01:18:20] like it's kind of a cozy feeling going with that dragon quest vibe you had before where when you die

[01:18:25] because there's no real consequences to dying so it dies and it takes you back to the last town that

[01:18:30] you saved that you retain all of your experience all that stuff yeah it has it has a dragon quest

[01:18:36] influence for sure i watched his video so i know all about it man but but on

[01:18:42] the opposite are there certain games that are better without a guide like going in pure blind

[01:18:47] yes a hundred percent it yeah yeah definitely because there's there's inscription inscription is

[01:18:53] one i would say like do not read a friend of mine a friend of mine he started playing it and he didn't

[01:18:57] want to tell me anything about it so another game that i think um is worth playing no guide is

[01:19:03] catherine speaking of atlas that's a good one too yeah that is a very fascinating game and it's better

[01:19:08] to play that blind just to kind of yeah but it would be hard to write a guide for that because

[01:19:12] you can only really just give you give someone pointers because like yeah that fuck gets fucked up

[01:19:17] so fast well we're plugging super pods stuff uh rick the pixel project radio guy did a really great

[01:19:23] catherine episode where he's doing exactly what you're talking about where he just kind of

[01:19:27] kind of guides you through the story beats i just listened to that the other day it was great

[01:19:31] yeah but it's good to go yeah i prefer playing that like completely blind i play it for people

[01:19:37] because i'll like i'll bring people over and be like hey play this game and they'll i'm like this

[01:19:41] is really hard though you're probably gonna quit and they'll be like fuck you i'm good at video

[01:19:44] games they'll get to like the second level like i can't do this dude and i'll just like all right

[01:19:48] sit down with the youngster let me show you how to fucking play qbert or whatever the fuck

[01:19:52] this game is so fucking good dude i love that shit i'm so good at catherine i fucking love that game

[01:19:59] it is a good game i should play that i'd recommend it it's really good now nave you'll be glad to know

[01:20:06] that uh recently a buddy of mine and i we sat down and he was like let's just throw in a bunch of

[01:20:11] fucking random xbox 360 stuff because he has a modded 360 and it just has like a fuck load of

[01:20:17] stuff loaded up and i was like just going through the library and i was like oh i remember this when

[01:20:22] we were just like throwing some random shit on and i was like god damn i forgot how much i

[01:20:29] liked lords of shadow that game fucking kicked ass oh yeah i used to fucking love that and then we

[01:20:36] threw it on and i was like i thought this was different like i thought it was more of like

[01:20:43] a different style but it kind of reminds me of like old school castlevania and like not a metroid

[01:20:48] vania but like old school stuff because it's like kind of level by level by level you do go back and

[01:20:53] backtrack and shit and then like another thing that we threw on was um aliens versus predator

[01:20:59] which oh yeah that game is good man like that's a good fucking game i have such intense love for

[01:21:07] like the 360 ps3 generation just how games were made back then and i just remember it's fantastic

[01:21:13] i just remember so fed up mexico filter back then yeah breaking bad filter yeah i i just like didn't

[01:21:22] complete any games in that generation because that was like when i actually had money for myself and

[01:21:28] i was just buying games left right and center and i would just like i would start something and i'd be

[01:21:33] like oh now that game is out i'm gonna buy that and i would just keep moving on from games and there's

[01:21:39] so many that i want to go back to like i've never beat the first like condemned or condemned to

[01:21:44] dude and i have to i like i've played both of them and i know how good they are because i i'm a huge fan

[01:21:51] of the fear games and you know same people that made those oh god did you play trepang 2 yet

[01:21:58] uh no i have it i it's i have it i own it i just haven't even gotten that's gotta be that has gotta be

[01:22:04] up there that's gotta is it that's another game you should play without a guide darksiders 1 and 2

[01:22:10] are good ones to get at too from that generation especially darksiders 1 well no i guess they're

[01:22:14] both really good you're gonna you're gonna play people prefer to i think you're gonna play trepang

[01:22:19] 2 with tears in your eyes yeah the whole time because you're so happy i just need to play them

[01:22:23] really like i mean i've i i can't believe i beat it in one sitting on like the second on like the

[01:22:30] hard difficulty like an inch from the tv i'm that's why i'm saying it like i gotta tell everyone

[01:22:34] if you like fear god play trepang dude like holy shit i've i've seen trepang i've seen a friend play

[01:22:42] it and immediately i was like is it what is is this a fear mod what is what are you playing right now

[01:22:47] he's like it's trepang and i was like literally this is fear and he was like what the fuck is fear

[01:22:51] and i was like what do you mean what the fuck is this game is fear like wait till you get the

[01:22:56] shotgun it is literally fear shock because like as soon as he hit the slow mode it was like that's

[01:23:00] cool oh fuck and like the guys are like in slow motion like yelling at you and you're just like

[01:23:05] kablam kablam and i was like oh like yeah and i bought it like that you can dual wield those

[01:23:12] shotguns and go slow and slide under someone's feet and just blast them into the air as they're flying

[01:23:19] dude it's so awesome yeah this game kind of like came out out of nowhere to like very little fanfare

[01:23:26] like people are just like the fuck is this and i kind of started seeing a little bit more about it

[01:23:32] and then i seen somebody play it and i was like okay i think i gotta i think i gotta get this this

[01:23:38] looks insane this is one of the few s tiers this is gonna this is probably my game of the year

[01:23:43] is trepang okay yeah it's i mean besides infinite wealth and maybe metaphor if i like it towards the

[01:23:51] end but you're paying to is definitely the indie game of the year at least holy shit

[01:23:56] no my indie game of the year is ufo 50 i don't think that's gonna change i've been searching for

[01:24:01] this game on 360 for the last 45 seconds because we were talking about 360 games and it's not a 360

[01:24:07] it's not a 360 game it's funny how the fuck do you spell it

[01:24:13] t-r-e-p-a-n big trepang with a it doesn't have like a ah there it is three or a two or something like

[01:24:22] it's gonna be trepang two we just talked about it yeah well i mean i think i think that when you look at it

[01:24:28] it's like the exponent exponent two yeah exponent trepang squared it's not the sequel like there's no

[01:24:35] trepang one i think there is a trepang one mike what do you have for us do you have anything else

[01:24:41] for us it does no we'll save the other stuff for a different episode we did strategy guys that was

[01:24:46] way better okay you're welcome i'm pleading with the audience to buy it because i don't want

[01:24:54] nathan jerry to have to talk about sports games

[01:24:59] so drac and i will save that for the next time we do have you ever played blitz the league yeah

[01:25:05] this league's good it's not as good as nfl blitz okay well we'll bring nate back for the sports

[01:25:10] one and kick jerry out then whatever he's gonna ruin our fun i uh i played i played some golf games

[01:25:18] like on ufo 50 he's just lying now so he can be on the no there's a there's a golf zelda game

[01:25:28] oh yeah there is yeah golf area i beat that last night um and then there's also ping golf which is

[01:25:35] like a cool like 2d golf game type thing so yeah sports oh and then there was a there's like a bean

[01:25:43] bag dodgeball game that was good too oh you should play there's a game called ninja golf that

[01:25:49] you should play on the atari again i will say this about sports games as long as sports games are

[01:25:56] arcadey i like them because you know what beach spikers is a fucking wild game yes that is a good

[01:26:03] game no ninja golf it was on the atari 7800 the atari links and you're a ninja yeah and it's like and

[01:26:09] it's like you play golf and then when you walk to go get your ball it's like an action platform yeah

[01:26:14] yeah uh yeah it's a game and it's when we had jamie uh on her on retro rehab she talked about that

[01:26:22] she said that it's like one of her favorite games on the atari yeah and she said that it's actually like

[01:26:26] like yeah she said it's legit good and she said it's basically like fucking uh takashi's castle

[01:26:32] like yeah kind of like when you get to like uh like the putting green you just like throw shuriken

[01:26:38] at a dragon yeah fight a huge dragon yeah yeah it's on the uh the atari 50 collection

[01:26:46] okay it's worth playing on there i love the atari 50 collection they did a really good job with it

[01:26:50] i wish that's the one where you can like go in and like it's almost a virtual museum

[01:26:54] it's a virtual museum it's really fucking cool and it's like so it's like ufo 50

[01:26:59] kind of well there there's like well there's there's 2600 5200 7800 the links they throw jaguar

[01:27:06] games in there there's like some old arcade games they do some like reimagined stuff as well

[01:27:11] um it's like a decent comprehensive history of atari and i think it's uh handled really really well

[01:27:16] i wish there was more like jaguar stuff because like they didn't have attack of the mutant penguins

[01:27:21] which is like the coolest fucking game on the jaguar but you know i love that game it should

[01:27:25] have been on there god damn i'm traumatized by this game because this is the game that when i was

[01:27:29] trying to convince alex to play n64 because it's a good console she just kept talking about fucking

[01:27:35] attack of the mutant penguins and i was like it is a cool game stop talking about these fucking

[01:27:39] penguins i'm trying to tell you about goemon but it's a cool game though it's wacky as hell

[01:27:45] that's good i'm gonna rewind it back to trepang um

[01:27:50] i've been doing research can i play golf in trepang well uh kind of but uh so with their

[01:27:56] discord when you join their like discord discord uh you go to their faq and it shows you the

[01:28:04] information about trepang one and a download link is there and it is a 2d game about a sea cucumber

[01:28:10] trepang literally means sea cucumber it is completely unrelated to trepang two no way

[01:28:19] that's and i'm in their discord and it's there i'm not i don't know if i want to download it

[01:28:24] trepang three is just gonna be like a full-on rpg yeah with anime girls yeah completely different

[01:28:30] three different games with the same name um mike before we get going uh do you have like a hot take

[01:28:38] of the day no i don't do those you don't do hot takes nave takes nave give us a hot take of the day

[01:28:45] man i don't want to go for the ones that i'm always like talking about my hot take is i'm really

[01:28:51] disappointed with the way that sony's been handling their lead and it's predictable but at the same time

[01:28:56] you know it's painful to watch it's painful to watch how much they're squandering their goodwill

[01:29:03] and it's also just equally as painful how much bread people not bread how what is it called

[01:29:10] they're carrying a lot of the fans are carrying a lot of weight for this company that doesn't give

[01:29:15] a shit about them and i just watch it is it like you think sony's like returning to like the ps3 days

[01:29:21] of being arrogant but like people aren't going to give them as much shit for it this time i mean

[01:29:26] it's not i don't think that's such a hot take i'm i'm a i'm a sony fan but like i'm getting real

[01:29:32] tired of these fucking remakes like of games you can already play on the ps5 like yeah like if they

[01:29:38] were doing it for like old at like ps3 games like people would be excited yeah for sure like

[01:29:43] there's people would want to buy like yeah like infamous or it was pretty much like when when they

[01:29:48] were like last of us 2 remastered i was like but why it just came out for fuck's sakes like

[01:29:54] there's nothing to remaster i i like i mean i even thought when resident evil 4 got announced that it

[01:30:00] was coming out with a remake i was like that's too soon this is way too soon for this but it was

[01:30:06] still really fucking good because yeah yeah i was i was skeptical on the resident evil thing i was

[01:30:11] skeptical on it because it's like that's such an acclaimed game it's like how do you remake it

[01:30:16] and they found a way to do it they found a fucking lot in a lot of ways they improved the original

[01:30:21] i well i mean i i still stand by my statement of if you've never played resident evil games before

[01:30:29] you can just play the remakes you don't you don't necessarily have to go back to the originals

[01:30:34] because like i mean if you want my hot take i think the og resident evil 4 is still in a way a

[01:30:39] little bit better yeah there's probably like and again i mean i think at the very least i would say

[01:30:45] re4 original has the better first half but the remake has the better second half because it really

[01:30:51] cleaned up the second half of that game okay so we've established that jerry is the playstation guy

[01:30:56] here so we can dump on jerry right what so what has playstation's model been since like the ps2 so

[01:31:03] ps2 to ps3 what innovations did they make three to four what innovation did they make four to five

[01:31:10] what innovations do they make well nintendo was going from the gamecube to the wii and doing motion

[01:31:16] controls and then they went to the wii u and did a handheld uh you can get away from your tv device

[01:31:21] then they went to the switch which is a fully portable thing playstation has just been like

[01:31:27] exemplifying the law of diminishing returns where it's just like well let's just make it a little

[01:31:30] prettier well let's add a different disk drive and make it a little prettier again no 100 like i'm

[01:31:35] so i should probably make this clear i'm actually a nintendo fanboy first and then everything else

[01:31:41] afterwards like it's kind of like the the order of operations for me is like nintendo because i can't

[01:31:48] live without nintendo like franchises like mario zelda kirby all that shit i'm like i have to i have to

[01:31:55] have that if i had to choose like one console if it was like you can only pick one i i every single

[01:32:02] time i'm picking a nintendo console i which is wild because if you pick an xbox you can put it in dev

[01:32:07] mode and just emulate nintendo yeah so like nave said though like so that's the fandom that's propping

[01:32:15] playstation 5 up right now for sure yeah because it's not the library and it's not innovation and it's

[01:32:21] not you know comparatively the console versus the xbox is you know yeah like i mean how long has the

[01:32:28] ps5 been out now since 2021 or two 21 20 21 2020 yeah four years so it came out the year of the

[01:32:37] pandemic yeah yeah right yeah bad idea so like they should have laid it in four years in i still feel

[01:32:43] like which is wild four years into a console i feel like there isn't a totally strong like console

[01:32:50] seller like sure if you wanted like a handful of probably uh well 16's on pc it runs like garbage but

[01:33:00] like it's probably coming to xbox in like a year it probably yeah the all that's the fucking the

[01:33:06] fucking emergency break the escape shoot fucking so uh what is it square unix has done the total u-turn

[01:33:13] for uh the playstation well more and more companies are doing that though it's not just them it was so

[01:33:19] bizarre in the first place it's like why would you just not accept more money like yeah i definitely

[01:33:26] don't like sure okay the sony studio stuff like astrobot and stuff like that yeah of course that's

[01:33:32] going to be like your exclusive games and stuff but when it comes to like you know square enix

[01:33:38] you should have it on everything like everything and it's also a thing that i really hate is on pc

[01:33:45] there's so many goddamn stores so like you have an epic store there's games that are only on epic

[01:33:50] like alan wake 2 is only on epic what the fuck and they're like yeah we didn't really meet the sales

[01:33:58] targets that we were looking for that's because you didn't fucking release it on steam dude like why

[01:34:02] did you do that microsoft was just like okay we're done just put shit on put shit on steam even

[01:34:07] though we have we own both blizzard's client and also xbox's game fast buy too xbox has two separate

[01:34:14] online storefronts for like the pc i know three technically because it puts its games on steam so

[01:34:20] it's it's so weird yeah the amount of like launchers that you have to like i love pc like that is pretty

[01:34:28] much my primary aside from like my nintendo consoles and i absolutely hate the fact that it's like okay

[01:34:38] i gotta have i gotta have an epic launcher i gotta have game pass launcher i gotta have fucking uh origin

[01:34:43] or uh ea i gotta have ubisoft like there's so many like fuck off we don't need you to have a store like

[01:34:50] just let it all be funneled through steam like i would love for like my pie in the sky dream is that

[01:34:56] one day gabe newell is just like i have bought the rights to all the stores and they will all be

[01:35:02] funneled through steam now like i wish that you could just load up game pass on steam like that would

[01:35:09] be amazing like i'll still gladly pay for game pass because i love game pass i mean i'm pretty sure i

[01:35:15] could be wrong on this but you can actually like set those launchers to load up in steam you can but

[01:35:21] it's super fucking buggy i've tried it um because you can like if you use an xbox controller you can

[01:35:28] navigate the game pass app with the control like it lets you do it it's still kind of wonky because

[01:35:35] like you can actually navigate windows with an xbox controller um again it's it's yeah it is kind of

[01:35:41] weird like it doesn't work that well the best controller to function with pc outside of like actual

[01:35:48] games is the dual like the the dual sense like the touchpad on it is great for like a mouse

[01:35:53] um but again you got to use steam to enable like steam import or have like a separate thing but

[01:35:59] the point is like all these launchers and shit like i don't want to have to just let me go through

[01:36:06] steam steam is the most functional thing on pc for playing pc games just let it all funnel through

[01:36:13] there like everything but it'll never happen it'll never fucking happen well it's probably like

[01:36:19] they'd be worried about like monopoly and pc stuff and also these companies don't want to give valve 30

[01:36:24] if they don't have to oh dude speaking of god is pretty cool fucking god is trying to buy that other

[01:36:31] anime company oh yeah katokawa the the one with the fromsoft yeah because everyone was like oh they're

[01:36:38] trying to buy fromsoft i'm like i don't think they're trying to buy fromsoft i think it's i don't think i

[01:36:42] i don't think that would go over very well well i think it well that company has like a majority

[01:36:46] staken from but i think it's more the anime play that they're looking for and they're trying to have

[01:36:50] a literal monopoly on anime yeah yeah they already they already have like i think it's like a two

[01:36:54] percent staken from soft so i don't want to yeah going back to the whole like the steam and like one

[01:37:01] launcher thing gog.com their like launcher thing yeah it's great to have this like steam integration

[01:37:07] thing that was really really cool but i think they discontinued that and that sucks no

[01:37:11] gog galaxy is still a thing and it it's definitely really cool um my personal nitpick with that is

[01:37:18] that the majority of my pc gaming is done in my living room like in my theater room and i want the

[01:37:26] big picture mode thing and if if they would just release like a big picture mode thing where it's

[01:37:31] like a console consolized that would be great the there's another program called play night that

[01:37:37] actually allows you to add all of the different stores and it automatically adds all the games

[01:37:44] and all the box art and all the metadata it adds all that shit the only problem is it does not have

[01:37:51] steam input and steam input is so crucial i find like for some games like especially games that don't

[01:37:57] support like fully support controllers you just turn steam input on you're like yep just make it work

[01:38:02] on controller and it just fucking works like we were using the nes mini the controllers from the nes mini

[01:38:09] have that weird like you know the the thing that connects into like the bottom of the wii controllers

[01:38:14] that yeah that little hook that's what the nes mini controllers have yep and we were using that

[01:38:21] plugged into an adapter plugged into the pc and we're using an nes controller for ufo 50 and for a long time

[01:38:28] we couldn't get it to work and i was like just open up the steam input thing click on it and it was

[01:38:35] like boom there you go done and it just fucking it just worked hell yeah man yeah that's a good cue

[01:38:45] take us out of here aaron timed time to go percolate some coffee random recommended games

[01:38:54] are we doing uh random recommended games or not i recommended japan yeah i mean yeah dragon quest 3hd

[01:39:04] okay there you go what what about you mike what would you recommend people go play right now

[01:39:10] snack world gold the dungeon call on the switch snack world that's a good word that's a good one dude

[01:39:17] level five yep level five i love that company yeah yeah it's a great game funniest like food pun

[01:39:25] rpg roguelike you've ever played hell yeah cool aaron do you have something everybody needs to go play

[01:39:34] sushi striker right now sushi striker the way of sushido you can get it on 3ds or switch but 3ds is

[01:39:40] the way to go it's dirt fucking cheap it's awesome if you love goofy awesome anime cut scenes and you

[01:39:47] love cool fast paced puzzle games and cool like creature collecting rpg mechanics go play sushi

[01:39:55] striker you son of a bitch i'll throw a i'll throw a real random one in here uh everybody that likes

[01:40:02] mega man should absolutely go play gravity rush or not gravity rush sorry gravity circuit

[01:40:08] gravity circuit is like very much like an um like a regular mega man not mega man x looking game but

[01:40:16] it also kind of has like dna from mega man x thrown in there um track i know that you were just recently

[01:40:22] playing some mega man x and kind of it sounded like you were really enjoying yourself especially

[01:40:27] now that you're discovering things you didn't think were even possible in the game like going back

[01:40:32] classic games you can't do that and i don't know the classics for jerry not recommending ufo 50

[01:40:38] for the however many straight episode that's right yeah i learned from my mistakes mike

[01:40:44] yeah next in x i'm stuck on the spider boss oh that thing sucks yeah fucking ass yeah so you have like

[01:40:52] a fraction of a second to decipher a puzzle yep and i have every the only thing i don't have is the

[01:40:58] hadouken but i have everything else okay yeah you'll be all right until you get to that sigma fight

[01:41:04] and then you'll be throwing the controller around it's all good yeah but yeah gravity circuit is a

[01:41:10] really good mega man like and it's i think it's on it's on switch it's on pc it's it's kind of

[01:41:14] everywhere it's really good nice nice awesome okay that's it folks this is the end of the show i need

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