Ep.98 - Video Game Worlds We'd Like to Live In (ft. Alex and Gerry)
Download MP3[00:00:02] Hello, Superstars! Hi, it's me Aaron aka the Kinsenera King and the SuperPod Saga. Yes, hello, hi, thanks for joining us. Welcome back. I'm your host, Aaron, have a seat, compa squad sit on down. For ready first time listeners, this is the podcast where we discuss
[00:00:31] different video game topic each week with different guests. Hangout, have fun, talk some video games, and video games, and video games in the world. We want to live in, how do we want to work that before we get to that? Let's introduce some guests.
[00:00:50] Let's introduce the fresh face first. First up we have Alex, good friend of mine aka Anubis Hero. Hello, thanks for having me. Yeah, yeah, it's been the last time you were actually
[00:01:04] able kind of on the show was the Pokemon draft. And before that was the console start up to your list. Yes, the Patreon exclusive one. So if you want to hear my angry rants about some of these
[00:01:15] terrible launch video game, go to patreon.com slash SuperPod Saga, hi, believe? That's right. And support, Aaron. But not the, not the Atari Jaguar because fuck that's sort of a terrible 3D cube with Jaguar faces. And it's like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, yeah.
[00:01:38] That's gross. Alex, do you have any, anything that you want to plug or any, any like streams or anything you do that you want to plug with a listeners here?
[00:01:47] If you happen to catch me last time and I talked about my YouTube channel, you're going to see an overhaul shortly. I've been working on some new things and it's going to be pretty nice by the time
[00:01:57] it's all said. Yeah, and oh, who do we have here? But, uh, Bojiri? Oh, it's me again. I apologize if you don't like me because I keep coming back. And I'm not going away. I'm sorry. I need support.
[00:02:18] I need house and some money. We are physically attached at the hip. If one of us is cut off, the other one will die. So like, you either get both of us or we were more we both die. So we're not
[00:02:32] attached like you think it's like my neck is attached to his hip. It's like it's a very, very absurd situation. Oh, so open it would be like a total like a total like Chinese finger trap kind of thing that
[00:02:43] we cool. It'll like walks like I don't know how to do with my hands but like walks sideways or something stupid. Hey, Jerry, plug your show and anything that you do that you want to plug. Yeah,
[00:02:55] it's not for my toes. No, no, no, no. Yeah, you could get me over on Super Ghost Radio, which comes out every other Friday and that's just me and Greg and Beth and we're talking about
[00:03:12] games we want to play, games we're going to play kind of just kind of a current game show, I guess a grab bag if you will, you know, walk into a nice convenience store and go
[00:03:25] go get one of those $2 surprise bags and just fill with the best candy. And then of course, if you if you live in under rock, then you don't know yet about the greatest collaboration
[00:03:38] of all time, retro rehab, which is Aaron and myself talking about retro games, funny yet informative and we're, you know, doing all kinds of cool stuff over there. Some hidden gems, we're doing curated lists. We got some guests. We interviewed fucking VIM, which was cool.
[00:03:57] It was fun. Yeah, I had over to retro rehab and check all that goodness out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do some news sometime. I don't know, no, I'm not going to bring up the endless shrimp thing again. No, fuck it. Hey everybody, no more endless shrimp.
[00:04:18] Fucking red lobster was so much money off of endless shrimp that they're closing down 50 restaurants. I'm not making this up. I swear to God, this is a real poor one out for the
[00:04:27] lobsters. Mr. Red, Mr. First name, Red, last day lobster himself. And if you cross them, he'll show his claw so far up your ass. Yeah, I'd be losing all of this money. I think that
[00:04:44] they'd give me the shrimp for $7.99. Oh God, I don't know how I'm going to go on with my life. That was the only way that I could eat every day and let shrimp. Is that easy being an
[00:04:57] Aaron's fucking colostomy bag? I used to eat endless shrimp until I got mercury poisoning. Then I was just sleep for a month straight, sleep it off. Turned into a thermostat. Oh no, that means they're talking to a thermostat. Be pooped 74 degrees.
[00:05:23] Not like a new one. I didn't go to about like a thermometer. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't think it's what you're ready either. Oh, okay. Eat so much shrimp. You turn into a lobster or something. Tell us, go. I wish I could be a telescope. I don't know.
[00:05:49] He gets really emotional when he talks about telescopes. Tell us, gobson shrimp. It breaks him down. Had to walk away. I was wanted to be a telescope man. I know. I keep telling him every
[00:06:02] since we were kids, he can't just turn into a telescope and start to see tries. You know, I didn't know what the hell the teacher in third grade when she said,
[00:06:10] what do you want to be when you grow up? And I said, I want to be a telescope. Oh, I want to be a half of a whole demon. And then she said,
[00:06:17] fuck you, you're going to be a thermostat. That's all you need. You're going to be a thermostat. You're just going to contain my service. You're going to be a thermostat carries around ham and cheese sandwich. Just put some guy named Bill. With a fuck is your stuff?
[00:06:33] Do it, thermostat. I suppose the whole liquids in there. No, I do. I keep my sandwiches cold. Cold ham and cheese. Let's, let's, we're talking about the best game world still living.
[00:06:49] Can I get a, oh yeah. Oh shit. Hold on. Oh fuck. Oh yeah. We're going to take a real quick break. Listen to some tunes. And when we come back, we'll do the the discord Q&A. Stay tuned.
[00:07:32] We're back from the break. Yeah. This is the cool Q&A segment of the show where I asked the discord server question or went to the topic. And then we read the answers on the show.
[00:07:44] We'll get everybody a chance in the spotlight. That's the segment we're doing it right now. I asked to server. I'm going to some video game worlds that you'd love to live in. Shout out to the
[00:07:55] Kthucia's Jeff for recommending this topic because he did it. Thank you Kthucia's Jeff. We'll go for a shorter. So we'll go Alex, Jerry and then me. Start us off, Alex. All right. So show boys Mike said number one is obviously Pokemon. Yeah.
[00:08:12] It's a call of. I understand. I understand. I swear. I'm just going to swear right. Gotta get oh yeah for war. Oh yeah. Oh, Jerry. Yeah. So our friend friend of the podcast Matt storm
[00:08:28] aka storm again is saying I would love to live in the world of boyfriend dudge and both to run a beach and meet hot people who transform into badass weapons that I could date and
[00:08:38] dudge crawl with sounds like a sexy dream come true. God damn it, you're right. That is a sexy dream come true. Totally right. God damn. Now here's the question. Do you roll man's
[00:08:49] send while they're in weapon form or human form? I think it's when they're in human form. I think I might be more into it if it was weapon form. Well here's the thing. Okay. Um, I've been reading
[00:08:59] berserk and I watched a young lady straddle guts as giant sword. So yes weapon form can be doable. weapon form can be hot. Yeah, you could I like a weapon. I've played many many hours of
[00:09:14] so caliber two with the with IV in her whip sword. So oh my god. I would let do with that. What's not will. I was just a little bit. Yeah. The cathoosius Jeff. He says a fire in a
[00:09:27] live in a world of the same skills as a video game character. I would love to live in Star Fox, Skyrim, Fallout 4 or No Man's Sky. If I were to live in the world as myself it'd be a simulator
[00:09:37] like a American truck simulator or snow runner. Obviously Pokemon is another consideration. Dude. Yeah, truck truck simulator will be cool but I get real sleepy when I drive. So I could not be a
[00:09:48] trucker. I would fucking die. Snow runner. Same thing. It's a good one I drive. I'd fucking die. And Pokemon would be cool. So we actually have a reply to the Kususius Jeff. I almost said it.
[00:10:03] I corrected myself. I agree. Alejandro replied to its saying for the Fallout 4 one is I would strive with idiots of on-perk and I feel like with how our conversations have been so far.
[00:10:14] I feel like we all kind of have that little plus bonus for the idiots of ons. Absolutely. This is the perk. Is it just give you bonus charisma for being a fucking idiot?
[00:10:24] Like, I don't know. Yeah, it's like basically like yeah. It's like a little bit of charisma and XP because you're so dumb. You need all that help you can get. Please help me.
[00:10:36] Alex, you can still take the one from no man. Yeah, we got no man from looks like the retro wildlands. Well, I'm sure people are going to jump all over the living world of Pokemon. I can't do it.
[00:10:49] It sounds like a fun pitting creatures against other creatures, but I couldn't do it. I get sad when my dog is sick. I'd go live with my charm and run a farm somewhere, but to answer the question, the world of Mario Odyssey, tons of awesome locations and
[00:11:06] the baddies aren't all much too contend with. Let's do his jump while I'm in their fucking dead. Also shout out to Charmander because that's Charmander's still alive. That's not me better be. If not, we better not tell no man. Sorry, no man.
[00:11:26] Oh boy. Oh, Jerry, I think you get the next one from Alejandro. Yeah, Pokemon, Concierge is an option now that the Netflix show popped up popped out. Shame there's no second season.
[00:11:39] It's pretty neat. I don't know what that is. It's a stock motion Pokemon show on Netflix or Pokemon Go on vacation. Yeah. Oh man, it sounds, it's a Pokemon show me. Why isn't it sound like that whole Pokemon
[00:11:56] Park thing from the beginning of like Pokemon 2000 or is it mutual strikes back? It was one of the two were there was two thousand Pokemon. This sounds right. Yeah, I don't forget man. Go,
[00:12:07] hobo go. Lefty, uh, left a gift of animal crossing character. Fuck. I know who that is but I can't think of their name. Uh, I says I'm the animal crossing living on an island sounds pretty
[00:12:18] chill right now. Fuck yes, especially if I can be best friend slash neighbor slash homeboy with my man but um Delhi and oh what's the what's the goat's name? Oh, fucking on animal roots.
[00:12:37] I wish no animal crossing goat, sureb, sureb is his name. Sureb. Yeah. I like Bruce better. Hell yeah. Not wrong with the goat name Bruce. This next one is from none other than Judge Brad.
[00:12:55] Good name. I'm going to say it every four one out for the homey judge bread. Um aside from the potential galaxy ending threat of the reapers, I'd love to live in the Massive Act universe. I just
[00:13:08] want to live and explore space, man. I want to explore Lyara. I want to explore. There's a lot of things I want to explore in the Massive Act universe. You know what I'm saying? Space heroine.
[00:13:24] No comment. No. Oh fuck man. Alex you can take the last one from last last one from Adam. Holy shit. So we got Adam from revival and extinction. He says I'd also vote Pokemon and a certain
[00:13:39] percent power world. My homie. Also the world of dayusex. I would love to get augmented. Oh, yeah dude. I mean, you'll see him my list. I share a few with the discord people, but
[00:13:54] I definitely understand. That deserves an OEM. Oh yeah. Fuck. I want cyber arms like jacks. I want cyber legs. I want cyber eyes. So I can not work glasses all the fucking time. I want to get
[00:14:08] cyber ears. Cyber nose. So I get smell good. I'm giving him cyber lips. Cyber sweat glands. So I just stop sweating. I don't fucking though. It just secretes a liquid of my choice. Remember cyber
[00:14:23] sex. Remember when I was a term? When you'd go on ICU people like are you into cyber? Are you into sex? ASL. ASL. It was always fucking 45 fucking M and then just like Ohio. Dude. Why, Ohio delicious. Alex
[00:14:52] will know this man. My brother Devon, he and I when we were younger we used to go on Yahoo chat rooms. He's talking about my dog. Okay. And we would just pretend that we were older kids and we would
[00:15:04] just go to any chat room and try to be as cool as possible. You're like, you like to smoke weed? People would just be like, like, yeah man, and we'd be like hell, yeah. You're so cool if you smoke weed or whatever.
[00:15:17] Dumb kids. Kids are cool man. XX4269420XX. Remember when all the user names were like that, like XXX straight underscore edge underscore XXX, or whatever, those are the those are the days.
[00:15:34] All of Xbox 360 names. That's it for the discord Q&A. They're all done. So we'll take another short break. And we'll be back. Now let's get to our our picky poo, sarpics. Let me in potatoes in the
[00:16:08] episode. Whoah, again, top it and yeah meat boys. Yeah, give me yo meat baby. Who wants to go? What's to give them first? Get me boss. I want to get lost in a hogey roll. They're much away. Who wants to a man. Oh, oh, go. Yeah.
[00:16:40] Hey. Oh, I'm behalf of the super pod network. I want to apologize for our singing. Nobody's gonna. Every single day, you know what? I might want to check that out. And then they just heard that shit and they're like, you know what? Never mind fuck that.
[00:16:58] Get the pencil patre. I guess the patre. I'll do a first one. Oh, that's a ship on hold. Sorry, go. I'm glad for the first time in doing this show. One of my picks that I had in my brain right
[00:17:15] in ago was an already in the discord server. And that is I would love to live in the world of dragon quest. Oh, yeah. Any of them. Why? A, a curatorial, I mean, who doesn't love that? Look, you know, like those nice big mountains and stuff.
[00:17:38] I just want to go up and pick a slime up. I'm not going to beat them up. I don't need this money. I don't need those two coins and one XP that you get from a little blue slime.
[00:17:47] I'm just going to take one and just throw it on my backpack and just go. I'm going to backpacks for some reason in this world. That's fine. I'm trying to sum too. Tornico does. Tornico from Dragon Quest 4. Shantonico. I just, I don't know.
[00:18:03] I love all of the characters and stuff in the world of dragon quest. Anytime I've played in these games, I'm just like, yeah, man. Like, I just want to hang out and just like, you know, just settle down my life in just some little town
[00:18:21] and some little nook. Go to a bar, see Angus coming in and build it. I just want to, I want to be a fly in the wall when Angus comes into a pub and just goes, oh, I've got not.
[00:18:38] And then book tries to order a dragon and then they kick his ass out. You don't know how Angus is? Yeah, from Dragon Quest 8. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's my first pick. It's a great pick. Did you have you ever played Dragon Quest 9?
[00:18:55] Whenever you're done doing what you're doing? I have not played Dragon Quest 9 but the two that I have played fully, I've like thrown some on but the two that I've played fully are Dragon Quest 8 and Dragon Quest 11.
[00:19:11] Dragon Quest 11 was the first one that I played and that blew my mind. Like I could not believe how good that game was. Also it just keeps going. It just does me. It's not stop. It's so good, so, so good.
[00:19:31] And I mean, I don't know, something clicked at some point where I was like, I love Dragon Ball, so goddamn much and this is basically just Dragon Ball the RPG but not in the same world. And man, the, you know, it's not playing Dragon Quest 9.
[00:19:52] It's so hard for me to say like which game there's like there's no bad game in the series like maybe maybe two because of how unfair it was on the NES. Yeah, they're all great games. They build the world so fucking well.
[00:20:11] All the characters and enemies, even like the bosses, they look really cool because the character Yamada can't go wrong with that. Like if I could wake up to the little flutey stringy melody in the morning, like you do
[00:20:24] waking up from a fucking inn in some of the Dragon Quest games that would be cool on wake up to that shit. Yeah, solid bucket pick. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Alex, what's a solid pick?
[00:20:39] So I'm actually, I am and I'm not surprised to know where I picked my first pick. I actually picked borderlands. Ooh, yeah. I'm surprised. It's a little spicy. A little spicy. I actually tried to be technical with this.
[00:20:53] So I gave like three to four pros and cons for each world I chose. So you go for hell yeah. So for borderlands, the pros I have is like Wallace Carnage. Think about it. You can do whatever the hell you want. Who's going to stop you?
[00:21:08] As long as you're not poor, you have a new you machines if you die. You just come back, which is pretty nifty unless you're banned it because they're all poor. You imagine the crazy people you eat along the way, the amount of stories and just everything
[00:21:22] you know, you go to a bar and you try to go hit on moxie and you hear all the crazy people talking to the background and less entertainment. All the side quests. All the side quests you do. Yeah.
[00:21:34] And if you want to settle down, you know, start an honest family. You could go be a third farmer. Is that a real thing in Borderlands? Yeah. That's a deep cut. I think that's Borderlands 3 had the reference to third farming. It's like a one off like one sentence.
[00:21:52] Well, yeah. The Borderlands fanboys are going to love that comment. The third farm. So the cons I did. The terms. It's true. Colvin. Oh, okay. Some of the thoughts. Yeah, that's his broke. If you're broke, not much better than honest living. It is an honest living.
[00:22:19] The other issue you're ready to is, you know, some of these big monsters that live on these plants will try to eat you. Just fair. Makes you kind of concerned. And then Bantich was the other big con with it. Psycho Bandits who I don't even know.
[00:22:35] They're messed up. And then their psychos. So yeah, they'll no kill you in a moment's notice. Terts and Tert accessories. Also, yeah, man, that all the fucking insane weapons that you can just buy or like pick
[00:22:50] up from somebody you killed that'd be pretty fucking cool because like now you're unstoppable and you own you own everything because I want mad man with the gun. There's nothing you could do about it. That's an always sunny reference for anybody that gives fuck.
[00:23:04] So anyways, I started blasting. But I can't see, I can't see no good. So I started running, but I don't run so good. No, my, that's a great pick. My first pick is, I just can't fucking stop rambling and like going off on Tangerine.
[00:23:26] Dude, I need to be stopped, but I'm five star men. This is a, this is not a starter car. This is a chariot of the gods. The cold and God. It's the implication. Oh, my god, man. Oh, fuck don't please don't I. It's too close all the time.
[00:23:46] Dude, I would love. I'll have your finest milk steak. Stop it. Stop it. I am. I said this in another one of our episodes. I did with Tommy and remember 64 day about our favorite video game locations, but in a bar from Persona 4, holy shit.
[00:24:11] I would love to live in that town. I guess it's not a war. I guess I'm a murderer though, maybe. Oh, yeah, yeah, post murders. Like after one over the game takes place, that'd be cool because like I don't want to get fucking killed. Yeah, I don't know.
[00:24:26] But like the rest of the world, I don't want to see no, no Aaron sneakers hanging from a telephone wire. What'll meet with my homies that you asked for a fucking steak or whatever the fuck they eat there? Yeah, it sucked into a TV.
[00:24:43] Yeah, dude suck me off in a TV. Well, well, that escalated quickly. I don't know what the fuck this show is. Dude, hey, you know, for anybody that has played Persona 4, you'll know exactly what I mean, where for those who haven't, it's just a fucking small town.
[00:25:04] Like it has opposed to like Persona 1, 2, 3 and like 5 and like other Shin Megami 10 games that take place in the fat ass world of Tokyo where like everything is fucking right there, skyscrapers and shit, you know, by just like a like a small-ish country town.
[00:25:24] You've got like local mom and pop stores with like books, there's stores for like a blacksmith that makes weapons for whatever reason. All sorts of shit like that. You've got the department store that just opened up, Juness, train station, Venom machines all that shit.
[00:25:39] It just gives me hell of small town vibes and it's to be really, really cool to live in in about take me there, take me away at Lestadi. I mean, you don't have to call me out, but I'll take you away. Yeah.
[00:25:53] And then big strong arms take me away. What the fuck is this episode? I don't know, but here comes the next bit. I have to that like this is this is a record because I every time I come on
[00:26:08] here and I'm like, I got some shit man, then no one's going to say. And then fucking judge bread comes in and says some shit that's exactly the same that I was going to say. And then steal my thunder and shit, but nobody mentioned dreamland from Kirby.
[00:26:24] Dude, dreamland? Come on. Look how fun that shit looks. And it appears like you could eat all the sweets and shit that you want and diabetes doesn't even exist there unless I mean, King, DDD might. And the food looks really good too.
[00:26:44] Like all hot dogs in the burgers and shit that you can get to have like the the Kirby face like plopped on the bun dude. Looks so good. And like if you're if your friends have it a bad day and you got full health,
[00:26:57] he doesn't have a lot of health left. Score for there and give them nice little Kirby kiss. Share your health with them. Um, can you do that a little slower next time? Yeah. I wonder if the mic picked up that that's smooth, but I sure hope so.
[00:27:19] I hope so. For the audio listeners, I mean, we don't record video ever, but for the listener is not shit. I don't think so. Hey, yeah, dreamland though. That's a solid fucking pick man. Yeah. Yeah, dude, dreamland. Dreamland fucking awesome.
[00:27:37] Even like the bad shit in dreamland is like still pretty cool. In all the little animal friends who you can ride like Rick and the fish, like I'm not the best swimmer. Yeah. Oh, is it Ricky? Maybe it is Rick.
[00:27:51] If he's funny or if it's Rick, if it's just Rick, he from trailer park boys Ricky. Hell yeah. It's drunk and fucking stone or whatever he says, fucking, review all the in pepperoni or whatever Rick, Kirby dreamland. He's a little hamster guy. Yeah, Rick, the hamster.
[00:28:12] Yeah, he's faster and doesn't slip on ice. Who the owl who can fly quickly even through harsh winds? And also is it kind or kind of a, I think it's a kind. I don't know. Kind of. What's the kind of in son fish? Yeah, baby.
[00:28:30] Hey, we're talking about that fish. I was disappointed. Hey, man. I like the fish. What uh, Alex. Alex, what's your dose? Didn't mean to offend me. Maybe that's why you can't stop talking about a fucking endless trip going away.
[00:28:44] Maybe he's just like having this weird affinity for like sea creatures. Like, Hey, man, step up my man, kind of. Step up. Throw some respect on kindness. Hey, it's weird. Like I fucking terrified of the ocean, but like fish are cool. So some of them,
[00:29:03] Angler fish are fucking disgusting. Fuck those. I'll eat the fuck out of a fish. I'll eat some soup. Bro, you don't even know. Don't even know. Lather up that eel. Dude, he was good. You're really good. He'll just need to taste like fish. Like barbecue eel sushi.
[00:29:23] That just, that's just a little treat right there. Taste a little treat for you. Taste a little mouth. We need to taste. I mean, we'll say taste. We need to change. We need to change the subject right now. Alex, what's your next? What's your next pick?
[00:29:36] I'm going to go in order to buy it just because so many people have said a few of mine. I picked actually one of mine was bio-shock. Ooh, we're going to kind of cool like the whole world or like, like, rapture or something.
[00:29:48] I'm thinking more of the rapture than I am. I'm, one. No, two. So my fault you don't understand the brilliance of the bio-shock series. Oh, I understand it's just the fact that, first was borderlands, which is like fighting for your life.
[00:30:09] And then once again, back to bio-shock where everything can collapse on you and drown you and then also stuck in there with a bunch of maniacs. Well, also I agree. I would love to live in rapture. I have a reason.
[00:30:22] My pros were, oh, let me get to that. Oh, yeah, plasma. Let me come on now. I want to just take it. That'd be cool. Vile and just like like a shooting hero in real fast. Just do them. You can just shoot lightning. Bam, lightning.
[00:30:35] You know, a blan. It's like chasing a dragon except you can catch it this time. Ah, I am. I mean, I did point out that it was a utopia prior to the collapse. Oh, yeah. When you think about it.
[00:30:49] Yeah, I was thinking about that actually as soon as I kind of started back pellet in my head a little bit. I'm like, wait, maybe he means like rapture before shit went down because if
[00:30:59] if wrapped like I would like to see what rapture looked like before shit went down like proper. Like I would like to explore around rapture and like a new bio I mean,
[00:31:07] we're never going to get a new bio shock and but like if there wasn't yes we are. Well, there's that new well, there's that new one by the people that made bio shock. There's actually it's plasma shot. Sponsor be bio shock for.
[00:31:20] They actually confirmed it's from it's taking the IP of bio shock. What bio that car? If they're they're make you're thinking of a topic heart was the ones who were like some people who made the first two bio shocks, they went to a different studio.
[00:31:35] And I think they made a time of cart. No, well, no, a time of cart was a bunch of that. They were all from Russia, I believe, but there's like there's this new one.
[00:31:46] I can't they announced that I like last year's summer games fest and the trailer was like fucking crazy. And it looked like I'm I got to look at this. I was going to bother me.
[00:31:56] Oh, apparently from what I read, it's said it'll be sent a colony somewhere in Antarctica. That's Judas Judas is that is that new one I'm talking about new game from bio shock creator. Yeah, more like bio shock than ever. Which makes sense.
[00:32:10] It was we could back to my thing before I forget where it was that. Rapture. Yeah, rapture. More like we rapture. Sorry. I mean, how cool would it be just to walk out and it's like you live in an aquarium because you live on the ocean.
[00:32:29] We should just talk about fish right? And then here's some cons, it's kind of racist, you know, I'm not down with the racism. It's kind of old timey racist. And then I did book for the cons that eventually will collapse in chaos because no YouTube is ever perfect.
[00:32:44] And then the last con is Booker. I fucking hate Booker as a character. Really? And infinite, I hated Booker as a character. I feel like the payoff at the end, I felt more tragic towards a
[00:32:57] Elizabeth than I did Booker because Booker to me up to that point was very flat and they just tried to like, oh, shit, we need to give him a story in the last like third of the game. That's true.
[00:33:07] I don't know if it's a hot take or not, but I did not really like bio shock three. I love bio shock one, like a lot. And I don't think I ever actually fully completed bio shock two, but I do remember
[00:33:20] like in that as well, but I don't know what it was about three, like I just something about it, like I actually I think I know what it was. It was the fact that it was like a lot more linear.
[00:33:29] Like there wasn't any exploration like the first two games and I just, I don't know. I didn't hate it. Like there were some really cool moments. I remember the thing in like the bird cage was a pretty epic moment, but I don't know.
[00:33:44] For some reason, I don't know what it was that with bio shock three just didn't land well. Try the end. Do you, I will say if you wanted to experience like you're talking about rapture
[00:33:54] like before the collapse, I believe it's one of the two DLCs they added and I don't remember if it's both, but you actually go back to a pre-destructive rapture. No, it'll be a little bit. A little bit, yeah.
[00:34:06] It's like a little snippet of the map you can explore before I get on this right. I did not know that. I like the sound of that. It's pretty cool. Speaking of cool sounds, I, uh, everyone's gonna make fun of me after this, but uh, I,
[00:34:25] another one of mine. For the two people who played Shadowverse, it's Shadowverse champions battle, went hang on, I can explain. So it's like, uh, uh, I don't even know if I can't explain it. Shadowverse is like rip off magic or you geobasically,
[00:34:43] but in champions battle, you're new kid to this like school. And you basically solve all your fucking problems by beating people in a card game. So that's cool because like, I'm always wondering do that. Like ever since you geogx were there were like,
[00:34:58] oh, we play cards in school. We play cards for school and we beat people with cards to solve problems. And I, as a kid, I was like, yeah. Like I don't need to learn math or science anymore. I could just learn cards.
[00:35:13] Show me how good you are at solitaire. Beat me in gin, rubbery, or all blow your nuts apart. It's funny you say that is because that's a vault 21 from Fallout New Vegas. They solved all their disputes by gambling. That's the vault for me, baby. So yeah, Shadowverse is,
[00:35:38] I mean, I don't even think I can explain how the game is played. Let me look at our purpose. Is this you geo? No, it's, it's, it's Shadowverse. It's its own like card game. Isn't there a Shadowverse in you geo? That's the Shadow Realm.
[00:35:53] You're thinking of their chair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's such a rip off. It took half the name for you. I mean, if you're talking about Shadow, like you could say that like the hedgehog? Wait, which game first? Shadow to hedgehog? Shadowcare Shadow, maybe.
[00:36:11] Oh, the last thing that came first. Well, okay, so yeah, Shadowverse is kind of cool because like, this is one of the cards don't, hearts stone than anything because you've got like points that like you, you'll, you if was it.
[00:36:26] The beginning of your turn, you'll have points so you used to play cards and then look with each turn that goes by, you'll get more points to be able to play like better cards and bigger cards. And there's different tribes or like different,
[00:36:40] different clans I think that you can like build your deck off of. So there's like Shadow, Angel, there's like a like a blood mancer or some shell like that. There's just like warrior stuff. It's, it's pretty fucking cool if you haven't played Shadowverse.
[00:36:56] There is of course just a free fucking mobile, pre-mobile card game, Shadowverse, but Shadowverse Champions battle, like I said, it's like your new kid in the school. You meet some friends, you join a card game club and they're like hey, we're gonna make this card game more popular
[00:37:12] and you do so and I'd be the fucking best with that because I love cards and I want people to play cards and I'd be like, I'm gonna beat you in cards, give me your fucking money because I win and then I don't know, that'd be cool.
[00:37:29] So Aaron, I'm a little, I don't know if it's one of your next picks or something but I'm a little disappointed that my next pick has a menu, number one pick. That's Earthbound. I want to go. I want to go.
[00:37:42] The world of Earthbound man, all the little Saturn man, hang out, hang out with Ness and poo in the gang. And you know, it just had it in town, hit up that pharmacy, give your data call, be like dad, I need some money.
[00:37:57] I gotta kick the shit out of the spiteful crow that's been melting off to the all day. Money for a new bat to wall up this crow to death. Not any cross, spiteful crow. It's spiteful crow. Hold on, say spiteful crow again. It's spiteful crow. It's spiteful crow.
[00:38:14] There we go. I tried the time that. Yeah, then you can just, you can whip out your fucking cell phone order of pizza and the dude will run up to you no matter where the fuck you are into the little pizza and it's, that's, that's fucking cool.
[00:38:28] You could teleport by running really fast. That's really cool. Plus, I, I just like the idea of just like being like, okay, what am I gonna do today? I'm just gonna, I'm gonna walk in a town and then you can, you just get that
[00:38:40] happy like doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, like I want that music to be the music of my life. I just want it to, I want that music to rain down to heaven all day long.
[00:38:52] And when I go to beat up some punks with a yo-yo and you have those cool like, uh, kaleidoscope like lava lampy backgrounds and every getting to a fight. So like the next time I want to, like, the next time I want to fight a dog
[00:39:05] and I decide to see like kaleidoscope at the background. I'm like, shit's going down. It's four side bitch. How often do you fight dogs? I don't actually fight dogs. That was just a joke because in earthbound you fight a lot of dogs
[00:39:20] because guy gets this evil and all that shit. I mean, you also fight a lot of other really weird things like inanimate objects. Like, I feel like maybe it's just like fucking, like you're just on drugs the whole time and you're like, I'm gonna go fight this
[00:39:36] garbage can to a kaleidoscope back. It's like a bad LSD trip. Yeah, before the cops get called. Hey, my mom throws angry garbage can. Hey, mom, go and out to them. I'm gonna go fight this fat kid at the back of the arcade. Where's my bat? Holy shit.
[00:40:00] Also aliens. You would like, I swear to God, they're aliens, aliens, aliens. And in zombies sometimes. And it's such a colorful world, like something about the earthbound world that just like, it's so striking to me.
[00:40:15] And like, it's funny because when I was a kid, I thought that game looked like shit. It was like, it looks dumb. This looks like some fucking like children's coloring book or something like, what is this even? And then now I mean years later,
[00:40:28] I have like a just profound love for that game. Fuck yeah. I shame on you for not picking it. Shame. I really thought about it, but it's like fuck. Would I, would I want to live in that world where I would probably end up becoming like
[00:40:44] possessed and getting my ass kicked by kids? Maybe not. But, uh, no, yeah, yeah, that is good. Earthbound rules if you haven't played Earthbound, go play it. I paused the episode and go play it. Go get it to some game pass. Now just kidding.
[00:41:03] I think if you have no time to online, it's like, it's still still free for like then a 10 o'clock. Yep, 20 bucks for a whole year. Yep, you're stealing it from them because uh, like a fun way to walk. I can find another way to steal it from them.
[00:41:17] Right. Complete in box copy from you will cost you your entire fucking house. So you might as well get in it so. Yep. Who next? I believe I'd be next. Okay. And I'm just going to go speaking your Earthbound and bad power trips.
[00:41:36] One of mine was, I mean this one was been mentioned up several times but it was Pokemon. And uh, pros, it's Pokemon enough said. We know you need to talk about the pros. But here's some of the shit that people don't think about with Pokemon.
[00:41:48] Like most ghost Pokemon are Dix. When you read about them, they're a bunch of Dix. I mean, when you look at like fans up in trivia, they're literally just souls that died in a forest. You have what's riffle, and this feels children. Oh yeah, Jesus.
[00:42:07] Yeah, I forgot about that. Like oh my god. Ganga are in haunt here like their dream eater attack. Literally will kill you while you're sleeping. Yep. I love those Pokemon. Yeah. Fucking um, cubo, where's the skull of its mother? That's really, really sad. Oh yeah. Like how?
[00:42:28] How are there so many? And like what the fuck happened to their mom's bro? And meoth is addicted to poker. Yeah. I hate water, especially wet water. Fuck man. Yeah, man. Yeah, Pokemon will be cool.
[00:42:46] I would out of hate to have team rocket or team whatever the fuck. Should be depending on what region you're in, team whatever the fuck show up and be like, we're gonna fucking kill you in your Pokemon and take your money or something.
[00:42:59] I think the trade off there is the fact that you can just be like, all right, I'm gonna go visit my friends overseas and just get the fuck on a laparus and be like peace. Right, or flying your Pidgeot or some shit. A fuck. That's the way.
[00:43:12] Fuckin' Pidgees. Get on that laparus. You don't think that laparus. I feel like a laparus could go so fast that it would be like a hovercraft and we just like drift onto the like the sand banks and just bring you wherever the fuck you want to go.
[00:43:28] I'm gonna fly on a, uh, oh what's the, the talent flame? To be cool to ride on talent flame, we all warm and shit. And yeah, you can do it. I'm staying still yet. Fly for him fucking region to region.
[00:43:43] Oh, and, uh, and whenever you fight someone and beat him in a battle, you win money. So let me call you never have to work a day in your life. You just beat the fuck out of people.
[00:43:51] Actually, they, they, um, there's a good game theory about this game theory episode. And Pokemon trainers are poor. Like they break its own based on like the Poke Dollars to the yen and then they can go from the yen to the US dollar.
[00:44:05] And it's like the average Pokemon trader makes like $6,000 or something like that a year. Like something ridiculously low. Fuck yeah. So it's just like, it's just like bum fights basically. Yeah, I do trash can fire, bum fights.
[00:44:21] It's bum fights or a self park reference to crack baby fights. Crack baby basketball. This is suicide note, but did you see that there's a new South Park special coming out on far? Oh yeah, and Farms going on on O's-Zempick.
[00:44:38] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I believe it's not so I wonder how much gym leaders get paid or gym leaders even two get paid in the Pokemon world. Got what was his name?
[00:44:53] He was in, um, Houston Scarlett and finally, but he was like an elite four member as well as a gym trainer because the job pays that little. Fuck, what the fuck is his name? I can't remember man.
[00:45:07] I don't remember anything at all from Scarlett and finally except for like surreal edge because he's fucking sick. Looks like a mega man villain. It's awesome. Uh, hold on, I'm looking good enough right now. It's gonna bother me. Um, yeah, Pokemon that we've spoken to all of
[00:45:21] some Jerry. What's your favorite Pokemon? Um, I think it used to be Mewtwo, which is like, here's the thing. All right, I'll be I'll be straight with you. Okay. I have only ever played and beat Pokemon red and blue. Sit. Um, I have played other Pokemon games.
[00:45:48] I don't just like them. I just haven't really ever played them. That said, I do really like Gyrados. Gyrados is cool. Yeah. But I also like, um, I like Gyrados Conter. Yeah. Yeah. We got Gingar and Porygon. Got Poyotor. That's fucking cool, too. Got Wario. Yeah. Wario. Yeah.
[00:46:16] Yeah, Gingar. Oh yeah. Fuck, that's the one I have in my basement, too. I would fuck else was I gonna say no. Yeah, Pokemon will be cool. I almost put that one down as well. But I figured everybody would fucking pick that because
[00:46:29] everybody in their childhood in the playground was like, what if life was like Pokemon? What? Pokemon is life homey. It really fucking is. I have side duct tattooed Pokemon is life. I've got three Pokemon tattoos. I'm out. Oh my god, please just tell me they're all three
[00:46:50] evolutions of diglet. No, it's just Gingar pouring on Poyotor. Let's, uh, before we get to our, I've got two picks left. I can probably come up with another one. Let's let's take an ad break. Hello. Let's take a break.
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[00:56:39] For doing what I could not. Yes, yes it's true we're back. Oh man, that pup is looking glorious back there. Oh, there we go. My, my next pick! I got a circle back there we go, my next pick. Okay, but that fucking old little hit very few brain,
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[00:58:05] Oh, so fantasy life dude. Probably very few people have played this game but it's great it's on a 3DS. So game much like the title suggests you live a fantasy life and you can pick like there's a bunch of different jobs like Fisherman,
[00:58:24] carpenter, woodcutter, chef just like a bunch of shit and at any point you can just switch from one job to the next like you get a bunch of XP levels and like one job and you can switch off to the next at any point and be like
[00:58:37] you know what I've cut enough wood. Now I want to be a carpenter and build shit and then you can do so and then you can change to become a cook and be like okay well that want to make some fucking scrambled eggs or something stupid and yeah.
[00:58:50] That's just stupid of scrambled eggs. Hold your tongue. Listeners like I actually held my tongue. Yeah scrambled eggs are good though. I can't tell because right now your video looks like scrambled eggs. Doesn't really? Yeah it's bad. What the fuck man? You're not internet is taking a shit.
[00:59:11] I mean your audio is fine but you look like a fucking a filter that Instagram would have told me to use back and like 2010. Like give me that like glass filter with the stupid. It's getting slightly better. There we go. What did you do?
[00:59:32] I'd open up the settings. Are you? Yeah. Just open settings it fix you. It's like you threatened Riverside and it was like no no okay if I find calm down we don't need to tweak anything. Maybe it's my internet because yeah this has been a shit.
[00:59:48] It's been a storm so over here. You want to know it was crazy? The whole time we were recording this I don't know maybe I got choppy too or something but I forgot that I was downloading Hellblade 2. Hellboy you're hellblade. Hellblade. Okay okay okay just double check it.
[01:00:06] Hellboy 2 has been out for a hot second. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up. Put down for a moment. Put down for a moment. I was just gonna say was that wrong. Pearlman or Gary Vucy I can't remember. Wrong. Could you imagine hellboy with Gary Vucy?
[01:00:18] I'm tired of fighting it's time for a fucking Oh my god Gary Vucy definitely takes gas station with dick pills. He fucks the fish like it's something but we think they're vitamins though.
[01:00:34] But this this shady man on the street told me to take up a little help with my heart and my crazy doggy teeth. God I'm a hellboy. God I'm a hellboy. Who wants to go next because I said fantasy life and
[01:00:50] I'll go okay I'll go I'll go I want to live in Jurassic Park. Okay okay yeah but the but the game from 1992 on Super Nintendo. Nice top down view. I guess what I'm trying to say is I want to live in a world where I
[01:01:06] I can see myself on a top down view. That's cool. I mean like I guess but what if you take gas station and put a one of its feel cut with your little kitchen coming forward. It's my compass man.
[01:01:28] North North North North North North North North North North North North North. He's imagining you spitting. It's all you do North and then you stop. Oh, just like a link doing like the sword speed attack. Yeah, yeah. Not a sword. It's more do.
[01:01:49] But my actual answer is not a trashbar. It's actually what how is nobody said the legend of Zelda? How is nobody said the legend of Zelda? Like I don't know. I want to go and just wake up one morning and be like man I'm really like thirsty.
[01:02:06] I kind of want to go hit a beetle for like an energy drink or something and just like without beetle for a fucking red bull. I'm going to go in monster trouble. Does this little whatever the fuck he does whenever you go in there?
[01:02:20] Hang it with single for a day. Tickle tingle. I don't want to tickle tingle. I want to yeah that would be fucking cool. Like I mean I guess just playing the game you can make all sorts of like cool stupid shit,
[01:02:36] but I want to actually like write in the cool stupid shit that I make. Like when you attach like three balloons to the top of a fucking horse carriage and then watch it lift off like a rocket and it's silly loose fuel and fall in the poor horse.
[01:02:50] I always put the horse off because I feel bad. But like if there was a horse I can imagine it smashed in real life but yeah it was first term would explode into a million jimlets. That was a jiblet on the horse.
[01:03:09] Well yeah the cool monster trucks you can make. They'd be really cool or the fucking cool robots I always saw everybody make. So here's the thing though. You're thinking of like new Zelda. I'm thinking of like operative time Zelda like and like win-waker Zelda.
[01:03:22] Those are the ones that I'm thinking of. It's like a feel like would be cool. Oh yeah win-waker would be crazy. That's what I mean like beetle do. Get in your boat.
[01:03:31] Say all the high seas and be like I really need a monster energy right now and then just see beetle just float around you like hell yeah it's time for monster energy drink. He's slam that glass bottle of monster energy like and then the bottle disappears or whatever.
[01:03:48] You get the monster and it's like you hear money it's like Yeah if it would be cool to live in like so if the world you lived in was actually like the game world one for one like it would be cool.
[01:04:07] I don't know what the fuck I'm going with this. It would be cool to live in like n64 early 3p polygon world like I don't know man. Like Majora's mask termination like that that'd be really cool to run around and explore
[01:04:20] the open world of high roll and uh I just want to go hang out with a bunch of fucking go wrongs all day Dude just chill out eat rocks. He's getting a fucking drum circle with them and he's like
[01:04:33] and just watch them like rub their bellies and shit and then eat rocks. Fuck yeah. Hang out with some octar rocks or whatever they're called. No fuck damn fuck damn. All right nobody needs no octar rocks. I mean that's not a rock. No.
[01:04:57] It's just slowly developing it's basically the turkish it's like turning into that the board it's it's a known side effect of got anybody else that like the more pills you take uh
[01:05:09] the the more blood up pulse from your from your brain so you slowly develop brain damage and And like you can't six can years from now, you're just like hanging out with your grandkids and they're like grandpa, why do you talk like that?
[01:05:21] It's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're just sitting in your wheelchair total dick fucking fully erected for no reason because you can't help it anymore. You're just, your body is so attuned to make it the blood flow to your lower ear to your nether's.
[01:05:43] Like, from all the guests, they should pills you take it over the years. So your body's just stuck, dude. Alex, what's your next pick? My next pick is I'm sorry, everyone. Let's turn into a lot of dicks. And speak to the dick episode. This is the dick episode.
[01:06:02] And I had to be a buddy. Come on, please. Hey, first of all, that's actually the name of the fucking gym trader. I was talking about it. It was a gym in the part of the lead to the name of Larry. Oh, shit.
[01:06:16] I had no, one of my off the wallpicks I chose was a master hunter. Oh, okay, that'd be fucking cool. I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, like fucking catch a raffle or she fucking skin it alive, make some bitch and armor out of it.
[01:06:31] Like, I'm not sure how it would taste, but I mean, oh my god, every single one of those games to make the food just look amazing. And it's like, it's like a nice food and rise is so goddamn good looking.
[01:06:48] Oh my god, even in the world, they're like a full fucking like pile of, not a pile, holy bowl of stew. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't know why some pile. I'm in a bowl. Pile on that stew. It's just keep piled in my bowl.
[01:07:02] I don't care what's overflowing with. The whole pile on of stews, a column of stew upside down pile on. I'm just giving me a funnel. I'm just fucking fucking a filter too. Oh yeah, I need just the broth. Yeah, monster hunter would be fucking cool to live in.
[01:07:21] Like, to eventually carry some of those gigantic fucking hand first off, hold on, hold on, hold on. What's your all's main like weapon or class in monster hunter? Ah, fuck, I forgot what it was called. I'm a switch. I'm a switch. Oh, I even got it.
[01:07:39] You've got a tattoo right here in my arm. Can't see you're just, I'm just a great sword. That's fine. It's super vanilla. Why don't we play monster hunter rise some more man? I don't know if I'm some monster hunter. I love monster hunter rise.
[01:07:54] Wait, I think we already had this conversation. What do you have on? I have it on Switch and Xbox, baby. Is I have it? I have it on Switch and Steam. I think Steam is crossplay with Xbox. I believe so. I'm a battlehorn. Oh yeah, I'm the battlehorn.
[01:08:16] I'm playing together for a while. Yeah, yeah. I'm always down to play some monster hunter. I actually didn't ever beat rise. I would like to get in there and actually beat rise. Let's do it. It's fucking up.
[01:08:31] They added so much free like missions and stuff before you even get to Sun Break. Like, there's a lot. You can think of it so close. Well, yeah, you see a hundred hours in that game just to finish everything that they added for free.
[01:08:46] The thing I like about monster hunter and I tried to get in a monster hunter so many fucking times but it wasn't until Greg, my co-host on super ghost was like, all right, dude, rise is coming out. You got to trust me on this. It's coming to PC.
[01:09:01] I'm buying it and so are you. And I was like, I don't know man. I don't think monster hunter's really my thing. I tried world. Here's the thing. I only played it solo and when he was like, no, no, no, okay, here's what's going to happen.
[01:09:14] We're going to do this co-op and I want you to like blow past all of the tutorial menus everything. He was like, I'm just going to teach you how to play monster hunter. That's what you do. Don't even pay attention to the tutorials.
[01:09:28] I'll teach you how to do it and he just took, he was like, pick a weapon and we're going to go to the training ground and I want you to just try out every single weapon and God dammit, it clicked like that.
[01:09:40] Like I was like, oh, this is, this is way cooler than I thought and it turned into one of those games where I'm like, look at my watch going. I think we can get what we're hunting. Yeah, we can get one more in.
[01:09:55] And then that would turn into like, okay, that was a good hunt. We got that gone. We got that guy pretty quick. Why do we do like one more hunter or something? And then yeah, it's just like staying up past my bedtime playing monster hunter.
[01:10:08] It's so fucking good dude. I was supposed to teach Tommy how to play the game, but he just doesn't have the goddamn time, but yeah, I got really hooked on monster hunter for back
[01:10:19] on the day on 3DS and then eventually they had one of the fuck, well, well, well, monster hunter episode one of these days, that'll be fine. But yeah, monster hunters are fuck. My brain is so like, motion now because of all the gas station thick pills.
[01:10:37] Monster hunter is a solid pick. My, the last pick that I had jotted down is the world of, oh, there's the Zena Blade Chronicles 2 because the world in that game is kind of like, it's a little
[01:10:54] bit like Zena Blade Chronicles 1 where like you're sleeping on the, on the backs of like giant beings. But yeah, and Zena Blade Chronicles 2, the world is essentially just this giant cloud ocean. Nobody knows what's underneath the cloud ocean until later in the game when you do find out.
[01:11:09] But everybody lives on the back. Gramps. Don't forget about graphs. Yeah, and grams. See, they're on the back of Graham. See this. Fuck, I forgot about Rex's fucking accent dude. Puyra. Yeah, so he doesn't that game is so fucking cool except for like Rex's cool, but right.
[01:11:30] His goddamn voice, we just have to go say grumps. I'm a salvageer. Oh, I'm right. Hi. So yeah, so the continents and like the lands and she liked that, they're all literally like on the back or like parts of these gigantic beings called Titans.
[01:11:51] I think they're called a sounds right. And it'd be cool to just experience a whole fucking gigantic world on the back of just these colossal fucking beings because some of the places you go to in that game, you can look
[01:12:07] around and see parts of the Titan moving as it slowly walks through the cloud sea. And it's, I think Xenoblade 2 is a masterpiece. I think so too. It's really, everyone disagrees. Yes, I strongly disagree with people disagreeing.
[01:12:28] I think Xenoblade 2, like I played Xenoblade 1 right before Xenoblade 2 came out on the recommendation of my friend. And I remember just being like, how have I gone this long without playing this game? Like, I love action RPGs. I don't know why I slept on this for so long.
[01:12:47] Maybe it was because it came out late to the Wii and like, and it was just yet to, I think it was a game stop exclusive or something stupid. And then like, and then it came out on 3DS, but like, that's not, I wouldn't say that's
[01:13:00] the way to play that game. It's cool that it came out on 3DS, but also you have to have a new 3DS to play that. And yeah, I just remember like, playing through one and like,
[01:13:10] normally I don't like to go like from long as JRPG to the next. I like to kind of like break it up and do like some shorter smaller games in between. But like, I went from Xenoblade 1 to Xenoblade 2, like, one after the other.
[01:13:25] And it was, oh my god man, like jumping into Xenoblade 2 was fantastic. Oh my god, I wish I could experience that game for the first time again. And I don't know what it is about 3, but it doesn't appeal to me nearly as much.
[01:13:40] Yes, everybody, Ranson, Raves about 3 and how great it is because I'm sure the story is cool. The story seems cool, but the gameplay is just fucking black. Like, it's, finally the podcast, D'alo actually fucking hated that game.
[01:13:55] He, like he, he was like actively like texting me every time he sat down to play it. And he was just trying to get through it and he was like, every 2 seconds there's like a new character show to me. Like you should be scared of me because.
[01:14:10] And then like so many characters just get introduced and then they're just like nothing burgers. And then in the end then you get another side quest. And then the classes don't do fucking anything, they don't add or do anything to the game.
[01:14:25] I hate the class system and it's in Xenoblade Chronicles 3 because it's just, it, I don't know. So here's a question. Should I skip Xenoblade 3? I haven't beaten it. Everybody says the story is cool.
[01:14:40] Like it's interesting as fuck. Let me guess. Let me guess what you're about to say. Everybody says, oh, but the story picks up. I pretty much like, well, a couple of people that I've talked. I mean, Beth loved it. Beth played it and was like, I loved it.
[01:14:55] But then I had other friends being like, no, this game fucking sucks. It's not like the story does not pick up and it's like super confusing. It's just like they're, they keep, they just keep introducing villain after villain after villain and it's just like,
[01:15:09] who cares about any of these people? Yeah. Yeah, one and two are really, really fucking good. Two, two, two, two. Two is my favorite in the series so far. What's the do fucking episode on the serial play series? God damn it.
[01:15:23] I loved the fucking blade system. I loved how you can, it's like a, a fucking agatia game basically inside of a game where you just like rolling cores to get cool new blades.
[01:15:33] I think the coolest thing about that whole system though is the fact that they got so many different artists to come on to do like guest art for each one of the blades. Like you got fucking well, I mean, Ted Surgeon and more, he designed,
[01:15:49] and, um, Jin and Malice, Malice, like he designed those characters. But he also did some artwork for the watch call. It's like the blade art. Yeah. And I think I might have mentioned this on retro rehab when we spoke about Castlevania 64.
[01:16:09] The lead art designer on Castlevania 64 actually did one of the, the blade arts in Xenoblade 2. That's yeah, there's all kinds of obscure like artists that got that chance to make something there.
[01:16:28] And you can get, and you can get cosmos from Xenoblade or no Xenoblade saga as a blade. That's, that's really fucking cool throw go back. Yeah, see fuck it. Xenoblade 1. That view cool bro the living also. Xenoblade 3 don't really know Xenoblade X.
[01:16:47] I just want to roll around on those grassy fields. That's it. Yeah. Oh Alex actually wasn't a my turn. Technically it is, but we don't care about you. I'm the Alex. Yeah. I'll just go take my dick pills and fuck myself.
[01:17:10] I mean, I have a, I still have a few more. And I even thought of like two extra ones. Well he is retaking because I've not played as the inoblade effort do it talk about it. I was inoblade. Yeah.
[01:17:22] What are the ones I was thinking about was I don't start together? If you, if people don't know it's like a $15 game on steam when it's not on sale. Fun is how co-op you have goofy characters do weird things. The hard thing about it. How do I explain?
[01:17:40] Is air you play the little bit? I didn't try to teach you a little bit. It's hard to survive. Yeah. You don't start together.
[01:17:48] You know, and you have the darkness you have to have light at night time or you'll die because the darkness will come in each you.
[01:17:56] But you've like cool boss fight you can run in around in and it's just like, it's like going camping with your friends but you eventually can build like weird high tech things.
[01:18:05] And you have weird creatures like pigment who will come in like if you're not a human they can eat they fight you. They will.
[01:18:14] Like I'm not even joking my favorite character is the spider he's half spider half boy because he was built by one of the ghost star spiders and like I go by pigs and those has come after me and try to kill me. I remember that spider. Yeah.
[01:18:28] Yeah. That's the weather again. And then you know, you got caves and stuff you can explore you can go boating forever and you can fight like weird technical monsters in the water like a giant. The giant bird. It's like a stork. Like fuck yeah.
[01:18:44] It's like carnival themes like old school carnivals big red tents. I get that world makes me feel very uneasy. It's it's it's interesting like there's like deep lore into it if you like really care about like the lore of these weird indie games.
[01:19:00] But that's also just a shout out that a y'all have some friends just go down low don't start together. Beth and I played a little bit of a. It's pretty fun. Jerry what's nice one.
[01:19:13] I try so hard to refrain from talking about go on on every single podcast. I swear to God, I do. I try Greg just ripped on me on the last episode of Super Ghost because he was like every fucking time with this game.
[01:19:29] But I want to live I want to live in that that world that that Edo like Japan world. I just want to live there. That's this all one. One lived there with all the goofiness. Carfulness. All that music, the bang and music.
[01:19:47] I everywhere just fucking music or a death from the sky. Oh, now. Poor it also. And this got the spider guy. I just want to I just want to like get a big horn out. And then have like my giant robot come down to his like crazy song.
[01:20:05] And then just bring me places fight other robots. What's all I want? I'm telling you dude. I'm fucking pal again. Go man is amazing. I keep saying I keep saying no one's fucking listen to me. Airman's last time you played a go man.
[01:20:21] I think the last one I played was the one on SNES. Mr. going into starting go man. Too long too long. That's too long. I've never played go man. How do I hang up this girl? Just by Felicia. There's there's like two on the N64 that are pretty.
[01:20:42] Yeah, I think what once once like school and then 2D and then one is a fully 3D or something. Yep. That's cool. Yeah. The fully 3D one I still to this day argue is as good as all Korean up time. Yeah, you go ahead laugh. Yeah.
[01:21:00] It's not it's not a laughing matter. I'm not a Zelda fan either. That's like anything that's Jerry's bread and butter is a Zelda and go home on. Yeah. And Mega Man. Mega Man is like my big thing. Fuck yeah. I'd you fuck that up.
[01:21:20] This monster energy is wearing off and so are my gas or jubilee hills. I have a last like honorable mention that was one of my picks but like three.
[01:21:34] I'm not only one person said it in the discord Q and A but the world of animal crossing would be cool to live in.
[01:21:41] I'd love to just chill on island and hang out with my best buds and just be neighbors with them and go to the fucking roost cafe. I see some coffee with my fucking homies and then just hang out with ham or whatever the fuck his name is.
[01:21:54] Fuck that. I want my boys deli. Yeah, they. But. Those are the things before hammer fucking be pushed for shoot-over. What are you talking about? Hard slummy. I'm Gary in fucking sausage. You don't have to hear hard slummy. Go face it at the post.
[01:22:14] Yeah, that's a nice mouth. We have no. Animal crossing would be so fucking cool man. Yeah, it's chill on an island hang out with your fucking buds. Just drink coffee and do whatever the fuck you want. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
[01:22:32] I don't know. I don't know if you're some guy taking a mouse. All right, honorable mentions. Yeah, my actually one of my honorable mentions was definitely animal crossing just because looked like Tom Noke being like the chill is bank ever. He's like, eh, just baby whatever. That's true.
[01:22:51] I'm not worried about it. My honorable mention is probably going to just be asteroids on the Atari. I just want to float around the space and get fucking fucked up by an asteroid or something. And my little balls.
[01:23:02] I want to just fall into a pit and fucking die. You're a bit by a snake and fucking die. Yeah, how's he going to say? E.T. Fall into a pit and fucking die. Everything on the Atari is just falling into a pit and die.
[01:23:22] That's, yep, that's it. That is the show, everybody. Yeah, that's all the best. All the best game rules we want to live in. One last time Alex because I'm going to fucking fall asleep and turn into mush. Go and plug all your stuff.
[01:23:38] Let's list there's no where they can find your stuff and then your socials if you have them. Go ahead. So if you find me on social media, you're going to see nothing for like the last two to three years because I don't care about socials.
[01:23:49] I just have it for the domain purposes. The only place you can actually find me is, super pod, so I got discord, plug in that right now. And my personal YouTube channel on youtube.com slash the news here. Nice. Nice, nice, nice, and Jerry.
[01:24:06] Work to people will find you and your shows and all that stuff. Like if I'm on super ghost radio, yeah, kind of about go on probably. And that is at the super ghost radio on Twitter.
[01:24:20] I'm going to go on super ghost radio on Instagram at super ghost live on Twitch and super underscore ghost on YouTube. And of course, gradas collaboration of all time, Retro rehab, you know it. I know it. Aaron and I every other week talking about some cool Retro shit.
[01:24:39] You can get to get us on all your socials at Retro rehab pod. And or on super pod network.com. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also find super ghost on super pod network.com. The super pod network. And that's it. Yeah, that's all of us.
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