[00:00:00] - [Gerry]
Tell Cheyenne to praise the fucking sun.

[00:00:03] - [Aaron]
Cheyenne, praise the sun. Praise the sun.

[00:00:06] - [Treeky]
No. Okay.

[00:00:07] - [Aaron]
Silence, praise the sun.

[00:00:09] - [Gerry]
Okay. No. That's Woah.

[00:00:11] - [Mike]
Oh, he hates presence of sun. He doesn't like that.

[00:00:13] - [Aaron]
He doesn't like that.

[00:00:14] - [Mike]
No. Like, Castlevania 42 is his favorite game. He doesn't like Castlevania either.

[00:00:18] - [Gerry]
Castlevania 42. Not Castlevania 42.

[00:00:23] - [Treeky]
Guys, don't forget that Castlevania 64 and Castlevania Legacy of Darkness are completely different games according to

[00:00:29] - [Gerry]
They sure fucking are. Hey, Derek. You know

[00:00:31] - [Aaron]
what's always good for shoulder pain? What? If you lick my butthole. Snap. What it do, everybody?

[00:00:38] - [Aaron]
My name is Aaron. I wanna be possessed so fucking bad.

[00:00:43] - [Gerry]
And I'm Jerry, and I don't give a fuck anymore.

[00:00:46] - [Aaron]
This whole night has been a fucking curse, and you're listening to Superbot Saga. Hey. Hey, everybody.

[00:01:05] - [Mike]
There

[00:01:13] - [Aaron]
it is.

[00:01:13] - [Treeky]
He's hitting the old Benjamin.

[00:01:17] - [Gerry]
So this has gone so awry that at this point, I'm willing to attempt to do this. And for the listeners, it's legal in Canada, so

[00:01:26] - [Aaron]
come Suicide is badass.

[00:01:29] - [Gerry]
Don't say that.

[00:01:31] - [Aaron]
I'm just Probably gonna

[00:01:32] - [Treeky]
get fired tomorrow by being Jerry's

[00:01:34] - [Mike]
gonna pop himself live on air.

[00:01:36] - [Aaron]
You're getting all that bubbling in you. You'll be you'll be alright.

[00:01:38] - [Treeky]
Well, I've decided to un un unlock a little bit. Unleash.

[00:01:42] - [Aaron]
Must do it.

[00:01:42] - [Treeky]
Inner beast a little bubbly.

[00:01:44] - [Aaron]
Oh, it's the berry kind. Oh, boy. Alright. Yeah. So shit.

[00:01:50] - [Aaron]
This is super pod saga, the number one the number one podcast on the Internet. It's, holy shit. We've had

[00:01:56] - [Gerry]
some About to be.

[00:01:57] - [Aaron]
Some very minor setbacks, but we're finally getting to this shit.

[00:02:01] - [Gerry]
Minor? I think that that might be not the right word.

[00:02:07] - [Treeky]
It's probably the most major

[00:02:09] - [Gerry]
Oh my god.

[00:02:10] - [Treeky]
Act I've ever had in

[00:02:11] - [Gerry]
any context. Introduce the guests. Let's get on with the show. Yep. Because if not, you're gonna be divorced.

[00:02:18] - [Gerry]
I'm gonna be way too stoked to continue to do this.

[00:02:21] - [Aaron]
Way too divorced. I

[00:02:26] - [Gerry]
wanna watch Hamas Tale, and I wanna watch Bart Loadas, and I wanna I'm sorry. I'm I'm I'm not making fun of shit. Like, I it's

[00:02:33] - [Aaron]
it's okay. Do it. Just do the thing. Just Roast the bitch. No.

[00:02:36] - [Aaron]
I'm just kidding.

[00:02:37] - [Mike]
Woah. You

[00:02:39] - [Treeky]
gotta cut that out.

[00:02:41] - [Aaron]
No. She calls me names all the time. I'm she I'll call her back down here again. She's she's denying this name. Clip that.

[00:02:47] - [Aaron]
No. I'm not gonna do that. Okay. Anyway, yes.

[00:02:49] - [Mike]
Is this part of the intro?

[00:02:50] - [Aaron]
This is it's it's the greatest collaboration of all time.

[00:02:53] - [Gerry]
Yes. Yeah.

[00:02:54] - [Aaron]
Yes. Jerry and I are on a quest to discuss every single video game topic each week. This week, we're ranking the Castlevania game subtitles or something. I think that's what's happening. There's been way too much happening.

[00:03:08] - [Aaron]
We'll just we'll fucking we'll see how this goes. But first, go to superpodsaga.com. Check all that out. Okay. That's done.

[00:03:15] - [Aaron]
We have guests. We have cool guests. They're here. It's working. Everything is working fine.

[00:03:20] - [Aaron]
I'm not panicking.

[00:03:21] - [Gerry]
Don't say it too many fucking times, Aaron.

[00:03:23] - [Aaron]
That's right.

[00:03:24] - [Gerry]
I'm gonna drink You're gonna drink yourself.

[00:03:25] - [Aaron]
Jinx it. Shut up. Sorry. I'm knocking all wood.

[00:03:28] - [Mike]
Yeah. Wait till Here we

[00:03:29] - [Gerry]
drink yourself. Yes. I'll introduce the guests. Hey. We got some guests here.

[00:03:32] - [Gerry]
We got some fine guests. We got some returning guests. We have Mike, who is also known as Quest sixty four on the goddamn Internet. Mike, welcome back. Please Hi.

[00:03:46] - [Gerry]
Please tell me

[00:03:47] - [Mike]
that you're Mike. Myself for what we do here.

[00:03:50] - [Gerry]
Yes, Mike.

[00:03:53] - [Mike]
Yeah. It's worth mentioning that.

[00:03:54] - [Gerry]
Don't give us a heart attack.

[00:03:56] - [Mike]
Well, perfect.

[00:03:57] - [Treeky]
No. We can. We can. Now we can.

[00:04:01] - [Mike]
Perfect. Hey. I'm Mike, and I'm Can you talk over the topic?

[00:04:06] - [Aaron]
Alright. I'm

[00:04:11] - [Mike]
I'm I'm Mike. I'm here to say words in an order you've never heard before. Possibly.

[00:04:23] - [Treeky]
Shit. He's a mailman.

[00:04:26] - [Aaron]
Oh my god. Don't talk to

[00:04:28] - [Mike]
him, dude. We're gonna I'm also as as that's

[00:04:32] - [Aaron]
fine. There's only so many

[00:04:33] - [Mike]
of mailman. That's not that's doxxable. We're good. Yeah. There's only there's only a couple.

[00:04:38] - [Aaron]
Fine. Nates are mailman too. They could be they could be, like, sleeper agents together or

[00:04:42] - [Gerry]
something. Male bros.

[00:04:44] - [Treeky]
Male bros.

[00:04:49] - [Aaron]
Hell yeah.

[00:04:51] - [Gerry]
Bill Brooks. We also got another guest here.

[00:04:53] - [Mike]
I'm I'm still not doing anymore.

[00:04:55] - [Gerry]
Oh, no. I was cutting you off so I could introduce the other guest.

[00:04:58] - [Aaron]
It's

[00:05:01] - [Gerry]
okay. I have a bone to pick with you later, Mike. So we'll we'll get back to you. And our other guest returning once again from my stomping grounds of East Coast Canada, the one and only Tariqi.

[00:05:15] - [Treeky]
Hey, guys. What up? It's me, Tariqi. Your e clown, you're YouTuber.

[00:05:22] - [Gerry]
Why you doing Pennywise lip?

[00:05:27] - [Treeky]
Right. Right. Why am I doing that?

[00:05:29] - [Aaron]
I don't know.

[00:05:30] - [Treeky]
I'm scared. I'm you know, I'm excited for today mainly for two reasons.

[00:05:35] - [Mike]
One

[00:05:35] - [Gerry]
To finally get it started.

[00:05:37] - [Treeky]
Get it started because holy shit. I'm ready to, like anyway. Two, this is the first podcast of me and Mike, and Mike's the one who kick started my career.

[00:05:45] - [Aaron]
What? Shit. Although he won't admit it. Mike, admit it. Seriously?

[00:05:51] - [Treeky]
Yeah. Mike is the reason why I'm yeah. He's literally the reason why I'm at least as a small YouTuber right now.

[00:05:59] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Wow.

[00:06:00] - [Treeky]
That's You guys not know that? How did you not know that?

[00:06:02] - [Gerry]
I didn't know things about anybody.

[00:06:04] - [Aaron]
I think I've heard that from Mike.

[00:06:06] - [Mike]
He made a Quest 64 video, and it was the best thing the Internet's ever seen. And boom. Here we are.

[00:06:11] - [Gerry]
Yeah. It was awesome.

[00:06:14] - [Aaron]
Especially every time the camera suddenly cuts to the the gigantic knockers on what's her face, you're like, oh, hello.

[00:06:20] - [Gerry]
Like, what's

[00:06:22] - [Aaron]
yeah. That part's awesome. I love that.

[00:06:24] - [Gerry]
Everybody go watch Disney plus 64 video.

[00:06:27] - [Treeky]
Please. It's it's a fan favorite.

[00:06:29] - [Gerry]
But

[00:06:30] - [Treeky]
yeah. No. I'm excited to be here, be back again. I love doing these so much. I hate when it takes two hours to set up, but I I I certainly Yeah.

[00:06:40] - [Aaron]
Agreed. Oh, fuck. For for the listeners, okay. So I was at a track meet. I left early, and then Riverside wouldn't work for Treecky, and then Mike joined in.

[00:06:52] - [Gerry]
Babe. And then No one no one cares about that stuff. That's true. We don't need. They don't

[00:06:59] - [Mike]
I thought they might find

[00:07:00] - [Aaron]
it funny, but, yeah, fuck me. Whatever. Okay. Let's boys, Mike, Trikie, let's do the let's do the guest question. I'm gonna ask you boys, what is your what's your favorite what's your favorite metal band?

[00:07:12] - [Gerry]
Well, actually, I I have a specific question for Mike.

[00:07:15] - [Aaron]
Okay. Fuck. Fine.

[00:07:17] - [Mike]
Mike? Oh. Oh. Yeah.

[00:07:21] - [Gerry]
Is this is straight from me. K? I just wanna know. Mhmm. Who do you think you are?

[00:07:34] - [Mike]
Follow-up question. And? Follow-up question.

[00:07:39] - [Gerry]
What gives you the right?

[00:07:41] - [Mike]
I'm just kidding. Fight for my right to be on

[00:07:48] - [Aaron]
this podcast? The fight for my right to party, first of all?

[00:07:54] - [Gerry]
I'm just kidding. Mike and I that's this is mine and Mike's love language.

[00:07:59] - [Treeky]
It's just asking, like, obscure questions. Yeah. Existential questions.

[00:08:04] - [Mike]
It's just office quotes.

[00:08:06] - [Gerry]
Yes. Okay. Fair. I do wonder what your guys' favorite metal band is, though, for

[00:08:11] - [Aaron]
real fans.

[00:08:12] - [Treeky]
I I can hit it. Aman Amarth.

[00:08:15] - [Aaron]
Oh, motherfucker. Yeah. Dude, favorite favorite song. Favorite song.

[00:08:21] - [Treeky]
Is it's either Embrace the Endless Ocean or Twilight of the Thunder God.

[00:08:25] - [Gerry]
Oh, Twilight of the Thunder God. It's fucking I said, said, I I could kiss you right now right on the fucking list.

[00:08:30] - [Aaron]
It's a top five album. Guardians of Asgard.

[00:08:34] - [Treeky]
Oh, give me the

[00:08:34] - [Gerry]
spooky baby.

[00:08:38] - [Aaron]
Like

[00:08:43] - [Treeky]
you just can't scare me like this every single time.

[00:08:47] - [Mike]
Yeah. That's just gonna become a bit now. I'm a cold I I don't really I don't listen to a lot of those. I do really like Mastodon.

[00:08:56] - [Gerry]
Some shit. Are you

[00:08:57] - [Treeky]
Oh.

[00:08:58] - [Mike]
No. Mastodon's good. Mastodon's Yeah. Like, Blood and Thunder's good. Crystal Skull.

[00:09:05] - [Mike]
I don't know. The the I don't listen to a ton of metal anymore. There used to be a lot of cannibal parts. Pantera. And shit like that.

[00:09:11] - [Mike]
Oh. Not Pantera. No Pantera. No Metallica. Yeah.

[00:09:18] - [Mike]
Typo Negative. Does that count as metal? Typo Negative's good to clicking out.

[00:09:22] - [Gerry]
Like, go ahead.

[00:09:23] - [Mike]
Yeah. Like, where are

[00:09:24] - [Gerry]
we going here? I

[00:09:24] - [Mike]
just listened to Eric Click. Yeah. He

[00:09:29] - [Gerry]
does. He has a huge dick.

[00:09:30] - [Mike]
You can see it. Who?

[00:09:31] - [Gerry]
It's on the Internet.

[00:09:33] - [Treeky]
The guy of the singer.

[00:09:35] - [Aaron]
The singer of type one nigga. I'm not gonna look

[00:09:36] - [Mike]
at his dick. Not gonna look at his dick.

[00:09:38] - [Aaron]
Not all

[00:09:39] - [Mike]
that. I know. I'm I'm not gonna look him.

[00:09:40] - [Aaron]
I'm not

[00:09:40] - [Mike]
gonna did

[00:09:41] - [Aaron]
look at his shit. Hell yeah.

[00:09:43] - [Gerry]
Hell yeah. Out one time because it's, like, pretty impressive.

[00:09:46] - [Aaron]
Speaking of speaking of impressive dicks. Wow. Let's move on to super important breaking news because we we super pod saga, especially three years old as of May 9. Woo hoo.

[00:09:58] - [Treeky]
Happy birthday.

[00:09:59] - [Gerry]
Woo hoo.

[00:10:00] - [Aaron]
Woo hoo. Happy birthday.

[00:10:01] - [Mike]
Yeah. You're cool.

[00:10:02] - [Aaron]
There's there's that. Is there any other news, Jerry, or should we just just have that?

[00:10:08] - [Gerry]
Oh, I do know some news.

[00:10:10] - [Aaron]
So some

[00:10:11] - [Gerry]
kind of troubling news. I don't know how well this is gonna go over in the EU, but apparently, Nintendo has come out and said, hey, if you try to put homebrew on Switch two, your console's gonna be a brick. Oh. I shut down. Is wild because it's like, well, bitch, I paid for it.

[00:10:32] - [Aaron]
If I wanna

[00:10:32] - [Gerry]
like, even if it's not for piracy or anything like that, if you just wanna, like, put HomeReal on there so that you can, like, enable shit, like, on Switch one so that you can increase frame rates and overclock the system so you can actually run Pokemon Scarlet correctly, You should be allowed to do that. You fucking bought the console. Like,

[00:10:50] - [Aaron]
I'm sorry. At the cost of, like, banning you from online or something. Like, yeah. You you paid money for the fucking thing. You can do with it whatever you want.

[00:10:58] - [Gerry]
Yeah. The fact that they're coming out there and being like, no. Like, you you even if you even say homebrew around that Switch, we're putting that thing in the garbage for you.

[00:11:08] - [Treeky]
Yeah. That is wild. They're so archaic.

[00:11:13] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Meanwhile, Steam Deck's like, you wanna you wanna do everything to this? Then go ahead.

[00:11:18] - [Mike]
How is Nintendo different than, like, PlayStation or Xbox? Like, if you talk about modding your PS five and playing it online, like, people get their PlayStation fives banned for way less than that.

[00:11:30] - [Aaron]
Do they?

[00:11:31] - [Gerry]
Oh, yeah. Yeah. You could see that all that shit still happens.

[00:11:34] - [Mike]
Yeah. But they don't bring up

[00:11:36] - [Aaron]
your console.

[00:11:37] - [Mike]
Saying naughty words that well, Nintendo said that, but, like, that doesn't mean they're more likely than not are just banning your online. Like, they're probably not

[00:11:45] - [Gerry]
They could

[00:11:45] - [Mike]
Ricky No.

[00:11:46] - [Treeky]
They just cover their ass.

[00:11:47] - [Mike]
They will be using it for

[00:11:48] - [Gerry]
the console. Said that it they will make it so that you cannot use the console. Like Like, at online.

[00:11:55] - [Mike]
At all. Nintendo says all sorts of things. Like, the actual logistics of doing that, it's much more likely they just kill your account.

[00:12:02] - [Treeky]
Maybe that's what they meant.

[00:12:03] - [Aaron]
Could you at least play shit offline, or do they just, like

[00:12:06] - [Mike]
Challenge Nintendo to do that. I'll say it online right now. Nintendo, if you're listening, come for my console.

[00:12:11] - [Gerry]
Mike's probably right. It's probably just a lot of them puffing their chest up now and being like, you guys better not do this again. Like, I swear to god, we had a real rough time with it the first time around. You could be you better fuck off.

[00:12:23] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Like, it'd be like that fucking from that Always Sunny episode where they're trying out for the Philadelphia Eagles, and that that coach is like, I gotta say it one more time. I say it one more time. And he's, like, breaking that clipboard on his knee, dude. That's that's how I yeah.

[00:12:39] - [Aaron]
Yeah. That's Nintendo.

[00:12:40] - [Gerry]
Just breaking the clipboard.

[00:12:42] - [Aaron]
Yeah, dude. Sprints. Anyway, that's news.

[00:12:46] - [Mike]
Yeah. I think that they're more likely to just bring in your account, and then they'll just say that you bricked your shit. Like, no. You just can't connect to anything or do anything. Could be.

[00:12:54] - [Mike]
Could be.

[00:13:07] - [Gerry]
This is a perfect time to

[00:13:10] - [Treeky]
crack this beer, Mike. My god. High. You guys are getting high drunk, and I'm sitting here on, like, about twenty milligrams of caffeine.

[00:13:18] - [Aaron]
The dog You keep

[00:13:19] - [Gerry]
it up. You keep it up, buddy.

[00:13:20] - [Treeky]
You'll find out. Gonna go I'm leaving to go make another coffee. I'm I'm not doing that.

[00:13:25] - [Aaron]
This Paloma didn't do shit to me. So, like, I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:13:29] - [Mike]
There's no caffeine in Paloma.

[00:13:31] - [Gerry]
Keep going until the liver gets nice and fatty.

[00:13:33] - [Aaron]
Nice and pickled. Speak speaking of pickles, now we're going on to our topic. We're we're

[00:13:41] - [Gerry]
Yes, sir.

[00:13:41] - [Aaron]
We're ranking all them Castlevania subtitles. So so what we're doing is, as far as I understand, we're just basically making a list of what what the top 10, like, the collaborative, like, top 10 Castlevania subtitle list. Is that what's happening? Yeah.

[00:14:03] - [Mike]
That's good. We like we like the names of the Castlevania games, and we wanna decide on what's

[00:14:07] - [Gerry]
the game. Man.

[00:14:11] - [Aaron]
You know Mike's over there just grinning away. Yeah. Aaron Aaron's flow is just killing

[00:14:16] - [Gerry]
me. Like his hair?

[00:14:18] - [Aaron]
No. Just the way I talk, probably, because I'm, like, autistic, maybe. I don't know, man. Let's go, dude. So Tricky prepared a cool little minigame for us that we're gonna do right now.

[00:14:32] - [Aaron]
Go ahead.

[00:14:36] - [Treeky]
Get your reading ears on because it's time for Tricky's Tricky Tunes. 10 questions, 10 answers. Can you guess which song belongs to which Castlevania game? Jesus. So the way it's gonna work is every time you get a question right, you get a And if you don't, we had it right, you lose a point.

[00:15:01] - [Treeky]
And the winner has the most points, I don't know. I'll give you a smooch or something.

[00:15:08] - [Gerry]
Can I take a jean job? I'll take a jean job.

[00:15:11] - [Treeky]
An OTP over the pants?

[00:15:13] - [Gerry]
OTP, baby. OTP. That's on that circle k.

[00:15:18] - [Treeky]
Each there's rules. There's some rules.

[00:15:20] - [Mike]
That's illegal in Wisconsin. You can't do that over jeans here. Sorry.

[00:15:25] - [Treeky]
Mayor Mayor?

[00:15:26] - [Aaron]
Mayor? Mayor of Minnesota. Or not Minnesota. Wisconsin.

[00:15:29] - [Gerry]
God damn I like mayor of

[00:15:30] - [Aaron]
Minnesota, man. Minnesota. The mayor of Wisconsin was like, no more over the pants. No OTPs. No OTPs.

[00:15:38] - [Mike]
You can tell Aaron from Iowa because he has no difference between states.

[00:15:42] - [Treeky]
No. That's fair.

[00:15:43] - [Gerry]
That's

[00:15:43] - [Aaron]
fair. I only know Iowa. What do you mean other states?

[00:15:46] - [Treeky]
Each soundtrack will be from a different game, so there's no repeats. So that's one thing. There is and I'm being totally totally fair with this. There's one trick song. Hence, the Tricky's Tricky tunes, which is worth bonus points, but not negative bonus points.

[00:16:07] - [Treeky]
And then I will give you guys a total of two group hints as to what game the system's on if you guys need it. Cool. You guys ready? You guys are

[00:16:16] - [Mike]
you ready?

[00:16:17] - [Treeky]
So you're a team?

[00:16:18] - [Mike]
Well, you're

[00:16:18] - [Treeky]
not a team. But basically, if you guys get stuck or if all you're stuck on something, you get two hints just just so you're not stuck for maybe

[00:16:28] - [Mike]
So we're team. We're totally a team.

[00:16:30] - [Treeky]
You're a team. If you you have to get a total point total that's positive. I don't know, dude. Okay.

[00:16:37] - [Aaron]
So it's like supermarket sweep?

[00:16:38] - [Treeky]
It is. It is. It is. Okay.

[00:16:40] - [Mike]
So I

[00:16:40] - [Aaron]
go threw that out of my ass. I'm just joking. Go ahead.

[00:16:43] - [Treeky]
I don't even I don't even know what supermarket sweep is like.

[00:16:45] - [Gerry]
Nothing. It's nothing

[00:16:47] - [Mike]
like It's nothing like supermarket sweep, by the way. Listeners, nothing is the same.

[00:16:52] - [Gerry]
Super Castlevania sleep. Yes. Sleep. Sweep.

[00:16:55] - [Treeky]
What? You guys are high and drunk, and I'm sober and tired. Okay.

[00:16:59] - [Mike]
Yeah.

[00:17:00] - [Treeky]
Number one, get your get your ears ready. Okay? Is number one. Each clip is about ten to fifteen seconds long, and there's 10. You guys ready?

[00:17:10] - [Gerry]
Yes. Do it. K. I know this. Circle of the moon.

[00:17:21] - [Aaron]
Aria of Sorrow.

[00:17:25] - [Treeky]
Mike, do you have an answer?

[00:17:27] - [Mike]
Yeah. That's circle of the moon.

[00:17:29] - [Treeky]
Okay. Yep. It is Castlevania circle of the moon. GBA. That's awake, baby.

[00:17:33] - [Treeky]
First song. First level, I guess. Okay. Okay. Two points.

[00:17:37] - [Treeky]
I gotta get my I gotta get my little notebook out.

[00:17:39] - [Gerry]
I just wanna point out how quickly I got that.

[00:17:42] - [Treeky]
You got that extremely quickly, absolutely.

[00:17:44] - [Aaron]
Cool,

[00:17:45] - [Treeky]
Jerry. You guys are still going by team. Right?

[00:17:48] - [Aaron]
So that

[00:17:48] - [Treeky]
means you guys have a collective one point. Yeah. Sweet.

[00:17:51] - [Aaron]
That's a Sure.

[00:17:52] - [Mike]
The only reason Jerry got it first is because he's closest to you location wise, and the Internet's really bad.

[00:17:58] - [Gerry]
Probably. No. That's not true. Yeah. No.

[00:18:01] - [Gerry]
Actually, furthest away from all

[00:18:03] - [Mike]
you fucks.

[00:18:04] - [Aaron]
So true.

[00:18:05] - [Gerry]
Alright. Number two. Who do you

[00:18:06] - [Mike]
who how Wi Fi works? It does across country lines doesn't work.

[00:18:10] - [Gerry]
Fuck sakes, Mike. Let's just play the game. It's over.

[00:18:13] - [Treeky]
Okay. Number two, guys. What is this song?

[00:18:22] - [Gerry]
That's Super Castlevania four. It's the fuck. It's the caves.

[00:18:33] - [Treeky]
Is what's everyone else's answer?

[00:18:36] - [Aaron]
I'm going with Jerry.

[00:18:39] - [Mike]
I don't know. Only heard Jerry's voice.

[00:18:41] - [Treeky]
You can only hear Jerry's voice. Okay.

[00:18:44] - [Mike]
Jerry just talks over every song now.

[00:18:46] - [Gerry]
Okay. Let's keep my answer, man.

[00:18:48] - [Treeky]
At least at least wait till it's done then, I guess.

[00:18:50] - [Gerry]
Sure. Fine.

[00:18:52] - [Treeky]
Fine. No, Jerry. It's okay. I like your ambition. So I'm assuming that, Mike, you you don't know?

[00:18:57] - [Mike]
No. I don't know that one.

[00:18:59] - [Treeky]
Okay. And Aaron doesn't know either.

[00:19:00] - [Aaron]
It sounds very SNES y, so I'm going with Super Castlevania four.

[00:19:04] - [Treeky]
Alright. Well, I'll give it to you. You guys still have one point. Was it Actually, no. You still have you have two points.

[00:19:12] - [Treeky]
It was. It was Super Castlevania four. It's actually the Forest Of Monsters, the second second stage. It's right before the caves.

[00:19:19] - [Gerry]
So close.

[00:19:20] - [Treeky]
This one this one I this this one next one, this one's gonna be a little bit well, just listen.

[00:19:30] - [Aaron]
I know this one.

[00:19:42] - [Treeky]
Alright. What is it, boys?

[00:19:43] - [Aaron]
Symphony of the night. K.

[00:19:46] - [Mike]
I don't think that's symphony of the night. I think that's portrait.

[00:19:48] - [Gerry]
I don't I don't remember ever hearing that in symphony of the night.

[00:19:53] - [Mike]
But I think it's portrait of ruin.

[00:19:55] - [Gerry]
K. Hold on. Oh, yeah.

[00:19:58] - [Aaron]
That is portrait of ruin. I'm sorry. I'm stupid. Yes. Portrait of ruin.

[00:20:01] - [Gerry]
Because the the the sound is way too crispy.

[00:20:05] - [Treeky]
Crispy clean, baby.

[00:20:06] - [Mike]
I'll go

[00:20:07] - [Gerry]
with Portia to ruin as well.

[00:20:08] - [Treeky]
Okay. Technically, Aaron did shout his answer at first.

[00:20:12] - [Mike]
Yeah.

[00:20:12] - [Treeky]
But I will that is okay. That just means you guys are at three points.

[00:20:17] - [Aaron]
Woo hoo.

[00:20:18] - [Treeky]
It is it is We're

[00:20:19] - [Mike]
no longer a team. Aaron Aaron's out.

[00:20:21] - [Aaron]
It's a Oh, come on.

[00:20:23] - [Treeky]
It it is the desert portrait from Portrait of Ruin. That's great. Alright. What is this? This is guys by the way, plug for myself.

[00:20:32] - [Treeky]
If you watched my Castlevania Legacy of Darkness video, you would know this song and how much I freaking love it, but it's not from Castlevania Legacy of Darkness.

[00:20:59] - [Gerry]
It's Rondo of Blood.

[00:21:07] - [Treeky]
What's everyone else?

[00:21:08] - [Mike]
I don't know that one.

[00:21:10] - [Aaron]
Oh, it's it's it sounds like something on it sounds like Bloodlines. I don't know. It sounds very Genesis y.

[00:21:15] - [Treeky]
Oh my god. Okay.

[00:21:17] - [Gerry]
Because that you're locking in?

[00:21:18] - [Treeky]
You're locking into what are locking into?

[00:21:20] - [Aaron]
I'm locking into Fartbase. Hold

[00:21:21] - [Gerry]
on. Ronald yeah. Wait. Wait.

[00:21:23] - [Mike]
Wait. Wait.

[00:21:28] - [Treeky]
I'm just laughing because No.

[00:21:30] - [Gerry]
But Jerry

[00:21:30] - [Mike]
let let Jerry say his piece.

[00:21:32] - [Gerry]
He's just like, bro, I got it. I got it.

[00:21:35] - [Treeky]
Immediately gets it wrong.

[00:21:39] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Because now I'm Perfect. I'm fucking thinking now, like, I was thinking it's Rondo of Blood, but then I was like, wait. No. That's not the that's not the TurboGrafx one.

[00:21:48] - [Gerry]
The terb like, the PC Engine. That's the one. What's the fucking name of that?

[00:21:53] - [Aaron]
Rondo of Blood was on PC Engine. That was PC Engine CD.

[00:21:57] - [Gerry]
Oh. I'll you the I'll tell the Bloodlines. Yeah. I'm thinking of Bloodlines, the Sega one.

[00:22:02] - [Aaron]
Yeah.

[00:22:02] - [Gerry]
That's what I was yeah.

[00:22:03] - [Aaron]
It's got the fart base. It's Bloodlines.

[00:22:05] - [Treeky]
And and what is Mike's what was Mike's answer?

[00:22:09] - [Mike]
I didn't I said I didn't know it. So, you know, more power to these guys

[00:22:12] - [Treeky]
than you were. Right? Technically, you're at a negative point because, Jerry, you did say your answer wrong.

[00:22:17] - [Gerry]
Yeah. What

[00:22:17] - [Mike]
a I

[00:22:18] - [Gerry]
knew there

[00:22:19] - [Treeky]
was blood. But but Aaron actually said the right answer. He said bloodlines. It is bloodlines. And it's sinking old sanctuary, which is, like, my favorite song of all.

[00:22:29] - [Aaron]
Please be back on the team?

[00:22:31] - [Treeky]
Well, you guys are at one point now.

[00:22:34] - [Aaron]
Mike, please. I'll do anything. Okay.

[00:22:38] - [Mike]
You're back on the team.

[00:22:38] - [Aaron]
Yes. Alright.

[00:22:39] - [Mike]
Off the bench. Jerry, shut up. Shut up till the song's done.

[00:22:42] - [Treeky]
No. He did he there's the thing is he did shut up until the song was done. He just confidently said the wrong thing, which was amazing.

[00:22:50] - [Mike]
It's new team strategy. As soon as the song's done, we quietly discuss amongst ourselves.

[00:22:56] - [Treeky]
Discuss it. Just don't say a title. Don't say a title. That's the rule.

[00:23:01] - [Gerry]
We could we

[00:23:01] - [Aaron]
could go in the chat or something. No.

[00:23:03] - [Gerry]
We can

[00:23:03] - [Treeky]
go in

[00:23:03] - [Gerry]
the chat. Sure.

[00:23:04] - [Mike]
Sure. Alright. Next not yell at Triqui.

[00:23:07] - [Treeky]
Yeah. I actually take offense to see Alright. Next song, boys.

[00:23:32] - [Mike]
Aaron?

[00:23:33] - [Gerry]
I think I know what it is.

[00:23:35] - [Mike]
What do you think, Jerry? I think it's off of 64.

[00:23:38] - [Gerry]
I yeah. I think it's I don't know know which I think it's legacy of darkness, but I'm not a % sure. But I think it's legacy of darkness.

[00:23:46] - [Treeky]
Is that where you're

[00:23:47] - [Mike]
Well, Aaron, you would say they're the same game anyway. Right? Would Isn't that what Aaron said about the I would say they're the same game.

[00:23:53] - [Aaron]
Oh, but fucking Yoshi's Woolly World on the Wii U and 3DS aren't the same game. Okay.

[00:24:00] - [Treeky]
Okay. Listen. Now listen to this. Okay. Castlevania 64 and Legacy the Hunters are different games because the layouts and stuff are different, but they are essentially the same game.

[00:24:09] - [Aaron]
I don't know.

[00:24:10] - [Mike]
So if we say Castlevania 64 and it's Legacy of Darkness, we don't get a half point. Right? No. We gotta be right?

[00:24:16] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Do you wanna go with legacy?

[00:24:19] - [Treeky]
Actually, no. That sorry. It it literally is in both of them. So, yes, legacy of darkness Perfect. And and or it's the villa.

[00:24:28] - [Gerry]
Can it is Legacy of Darkness?

[00:24:30] - [Treeky]
Yeah.

[00:24:30] - [Gerry]
Yeah. You're goddamn right

[00:24:31] - [Mike]
because I just played

[00:24:32] - [Gerry]
that not long ago.

[00:24:33] - [Treeky]
Yeah. It's the villa. Okay. Well, then there you go. Aaron doesn't count because he just said I don't I have no clue

[00:24:39] - [Mike]
right away. Yeah.

[00:24:41] - [Aaron]
For But I need

[00:24:42] - [Mike]
to keep my fucking mouth warm No confidence. He's back off

[00:24:46] - [Treeky]
the team. Yep. Back on the team. Okay. This one this one might get you guys.

[00:24:50] - [Treeky]
This I think this one might get it's by the way, they get a little harder in quote, unquote harder.

[00:24:57] - [Aaron]
Like a penis.

[00:24:58] - [Treeky]
Like, I was gonna I thought it too. I didn't say it

[00:25:00] - [Mike]
because I thought

[00:25:01] - [Treeky]
this was a Christian podcast, but apparently not.

[00:25:05] - [Gerry]
Alright. Clean, boys.

[00:25:24] - [Treeky]
What's that, baby? What's that from?

[00:25:27] - [Gerry]
I am pretty stumped on that one.

[00:25:29] - [Aaron]
I wanna say I wanna say curse of darkness because it doesn't sound compressed like 64. Yeah.

[00:25:36] - [Gerry]
Mhmm. That's the first PS two one. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

[00:25:38] - [Aaron]
It doesn't sound compressed as fuck like any of the n 64 ones, and it doesn't sound as tinny as the PS one or as farty as the Genesis. Yep.

[00:25:47] - [Treeky]
I wanna say curse of darkness. Curse of darkness?

[00:25:51] - [Gerry]
Curse of dorkness.

[00:25:53] - [Aaron]
K. Curse of dork. Mike, what are you thinking?

[00:25:58] - [Mike]
I was kinda waffling between that one and lords of shadow.

[00:26:02] - [Gerry]
It's good guess too. It's not lords it's not lords of shadow.

[00:26:06] - [Mike]
Okay. Well, then go with what you guys think.

[00:26:08] - [Aaron]
Okay.

[00:26:08] - [Treeky]
That's fine. That's actually a big negative three for all of you. It is a PS two one. It's lament of innocence. Fuck.

[00:26:14] - [Treeky]
It's the other PS two one.

[00:26:17] - [Gerry]
Aaron, when I said, is that the first one? And you said yes.

[00:26:20] - [Aaron]
I don't know. I just know it's a PS one

[00:26:21] - [Gerry]
one or PS two one.

[00:26:23] - [Aaron]
I know. I know. PS two one. Yeah.

[00:26:25] - [Treeky]
To be to be fair, both soundtracks

[00:26:28] - [Gerry]
Fuck.

[00:26:28] - [Treeky]
Both soundtracks for cursed darkness and lament of innocence are both similar. Lament is a little bit more funky. Hence, what you just listened to. Okay, guys. We only have four more.

[00:26:41] - [Treeky]
We're down to the wire. Let's do not a speed run, but we're just we're gonna go to the next one. What's that, baby? Unpleasant.

[00:27:00] - [Gerry]
It's not GBA. It's nothing on GBA. It could be DS. Mhmm.

[00:27:09] - [Aaron]
Me

[00:27:10] - [Gerry]
I'm thinking it's DS. Something on DS.

[00:27:14] - [Treeky]
Mhmm. That limits you to

[00:27:15] - [Mike]
three options. I think it's ecclesia.

[00:27:17] - [Aaron]
That's what

[00:27:18] - [Mike]
I'm certain that I just played the game twice. Okay.

[00:27:22] - [Treeky]
Jerry, you want an agreement with him?

[00:27:24] - [Mike]
I'll go with him. Portrait, and it's not sorrow. I think it's ecclesia.

[00:27:28] - [Treeky]
Boys, you are at negative one. You are now at two because it is order of ecclesia. It's rhapsody of the forsaken. It's the, prison of my Nyra or Minera. That's that's like my favorite song in that whole game.

[00:27:41] - [Mike]
Only Castlevania game I played this year.

[00:27:44] - [Treeky]
You go. Listen. I knew you would get it. I knew someone someone here was gonna know what it was. Alright.

[00:27:49] - [Treeky]
Next one. Number eight, baby.

[00:28:10] - [Aaron]
Is this a trick?

[00:28:13] - [Treeky]
I don't know.

[00:28:14] - [Aaron]
This this sounds like Bloodstained.

[00:28:18] - [Mike]
Okay.

[00:28:18] - [Aaron]
I'm fairly certain this is this is blood that was Bloodstained.

[00:28:22] - [Mike]
I don't know that song, I was gonna guess it was the Xbox three sixty one with the with the

[00:28:27] - [Aaron]
With shot?

[00:28:28] - [Mike]
I'm doing a shot every time we get one wrong, so this is gonna get worse.

[00:28:33] - [Gerry]
I also just took another hit on my fucking pen.

[00:28:36] - [Aaron]
I was trying to get another Paloma then.

[00:28:38] - [Gerry]
You guys you

[00:28:39] - [Treeky]
guys are just getting more

[00:28:40] - [Gerry]
bacon drunk. Stupider and stupider. Yeah. Let's just stop with him.

[00:28:46] - [Mike]
Harmony of despair. But it doesn't make any sense to be harmony because he hasn't played that, so he doesn't know any of music.

[00:28:52] - [Treeky]
That's true. But that's true. And they're all that does all remixes. I have listened to soundtrack, but

[00:28:57] - [Mike]
What the

[00:28:57] - [Aaron]
hell is it? Yes.

[00:29:01] - [Gerry]
I what it was what is your guys' answer?

[00:29:05] - [Aaron]
Mine's bloodstained. It's

[00:29:06] - [Mike]
absolutely bloodstained. Bloodstained?

[00:29:09] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Ritual of the night. Yeah.

[00:29:11] - [Mike]
The game made by the DS, Castlevania community.

[00:29:14] - [Treeky]
Igorashi made it. Koji Igorashi who who developed most of the Metroidvania's.

[00:29:20] - [Aaron]
Symphony, yeah, and the DS ones.

[00:29:23] - [Treeky]
I wouldn't do Symphony of the Moon, though.

[00:29:24] - [Gerry]
I actually thought that it was from Symphony of the Night,

[00:29:29] - [Treeky]
but Okay.

[00:29:30] - [Gerry]
I don't think I don't think it is. These guys seem like they're pretty confident.

[00:29:33] - [Treeky]
So so you're saying Symphony,

[00:29:35] - [Mike]
confident at all. I've never heard this song.

[00:29:37] - [Treeky]
Harmony of despair is what is that what you said, Mike? Harmony of

[00:29:42] - [Mike]
is wasn't I thought it was harmony. I said I thought it was harmony, but then I realized you never played any of that, so there's no way you know the music.

[00:29:48] - [Treeky]
Good logic. Well, it's good logic. Okay. So you just basically don't know. You don't

[00:29:53] - [Mike]
know.

[00:29:53] - [Aaron]
Just tell us the answer.

[00:29:55] - [Gerry]
You just

[00:29:55] - [Treeky]
don't know. Alright. Okay. Okay.

[00:29:56] - [Mike]
Tell us

[00:29:57] - [Treeky]
if it's bloodstained. It is bloodstained ritual of the night. It's it's on the promise. Voyage of promise. It is it listen a second.

[00:30:08] - [Treeky]
You guys have one point now. The reason why it's like Symphony of Night is because it's made by Michiru. You have one point, because you guys both got it wrong, and he got it right. So that equals out to being oh, no. Wait.

[00:30:23] - [Treeky]
That is right. Two wrong and one right. So that's negative one. What? Yeah.

[00:30:27] - [Gerry]
You're going down.

[00:30:27] - [Mike]
Jesus. I thought we were a

[00:30:29] - [Treeky]
team. No. You guys are doing terrible. But the good news is I told you that, oh, that was worth double points, but not double negative. So, actually, you're at

[00:30:40] - [Aaron]
two. Fuck. Yeah.

[00:30:41] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Good job, Aaron.

[00:30:43] - [Aaron]
Hell yeah, dudes.

[00:30:44] - [Treeky]
Yeah. Put it

[00:30:45] - [Gerry]
on your resume, baby. It's a

[00:30:46] - [Treeky]
Castlevania game in spirit. Next one.

[00:30:48] - [Mike]
Good news. The No. Go on. Math in this game is not gonna get easier. Nope.

[00:30:53] - [Mike]
That's it.

[00:30:54] - [Gerry]
Gets harder.

[00:31:11] - [Treeky]
K. When we

[00:31:12] - [Mike]
say this together, we all know this one. Right? Simon's Quest. Castlevania two.

[00:31:22] - [Treeky]
K. So you're all in agree. Yeah. Jerry, what was the three fingers, though?

[00:31:27] - [Aaron]
What was the what was the

[00:31:28] - [Mike]
The quest 64 of Castlevania.

[00:31:30] - [Gerry]
You, man. Fuck

[00:31:33] - [Treeky]
you. I'm gonna say this. I enjoy Simon's Quest. I like it.

[00:31:37] - [Gerry]
You know what? There's a really good rom hack for Simon's Quest that gives you a map. It makes some, like, really good quality of life changes.

[00:31:45] - [Treeky]
See, love that.

[00:31:46] - [Gerry]
I recommend that because Simon's Quest is not a inherently bad game.

[00:31:50] - [Treeky]
No. It's just confusing

[00:31:51] - [Mike]
to makes Simon's Quest really good. You just take the sand out of your butthole and just play the game and enjoy it.

[00:31:56] - [Aaron]
Yeah. I feel the same way about Chrono Cross and Final Fantasy eight. Get the sand out of your ass and just play the game. They're full.

[00:32:04] - [Treeky]
Out of your ass.

[00:32:04] - [Gerry]
We don't need to do that tonight, though. No. It's true.

[00:32:07] - [Treeky]
Alright.

[00:32:07] - [Gerry]
Chrono Cross and Final Fantasy eight, doc. That's that's spicy.

[00:32:13] - [Mike]
I love Aaron, Final Fantasy eight is awesome, Aaron. We're on

[00:32:17] - [Treeky]
I I I Aaron, I'm on your side too. I actually love it. And I love triple triad, and I don't care who knows.

[00:32:22] - [Gerry]
You know what's funny? One of my least favorite things from Final Fantasy eight is kind of in Claire Obscura Expedition 33.

[00:32:29] - [Aaron]
Oh, triple triad.

[00:32:31] - [Gerry]
No. There is no card game. Thank Christ.

[00:32:34] - [Treeky]
Yeah. That's whack. Alright. Alright. Alright.

[00:32:36] - [Treeky]
Alright. Alright. Last one, guys. You can get this. You guys got

[00:32:38] - [Aaron]
this. Okay.

[00:33:00] - [Gerry]
Do you want me to say it? Do you guys not know it?

[00:33:02] - [Aaron]
Is it Lords of Shadow? I don't know. It's Lords of Shadow.

[00:33:05] - [Treeky]
Okay. Which one? Fuck three. There's three of them.

[00:33:10] - [Gerry]
Oh, yeah. There is. Fuck.

[00:33:12] - [Aaron]
There's It it's not the DS one. It's not it's not

[00:33:15] - [Gerry]
No. That's definitely the DS one. Or the yeah. The three DS one. It's not that.

[00:33:21] - [Gerry]
I think that, like, I I wanna go to is the one. Yeah. That's the most recent Castlevania that I've played, and I feel like it's on that. But I'm

[00:33:31] - [Aaron]
Two?

[00:33:32] - [Gerry]
Fuck up.

[00:33:33] - [Aaron]
Because two was all about

[00:33:34] - [Mike]
Well, the 3DS mirror of fate was on March, wasn't it? Yep. It wasn't just on DS.

[00:33:39] - [Treeky]
And mirrors of fate was also made by Oscar Araujo or whatever, who's the greatest composer of our time.

[00:33:45] - [Aaron]
Oscar Meyer?

[00:33:46] - [Treeky]
Oscar Meyer. And he's, like, genuinely I love the music in those games to no end.

[00:33:51] - [Gerry]
Those games are actually really cool games.

[00:33:53] - [Treeky]
I'm a glazer for lords of shadows, and I cannot wait to make a video for those games.

[00:33:57] - [Gerry]
This holy shit. We were I returned to the game with a friend of mine. I was like, dude, let's just throw on fucking lords of shadow for a second. I was like, because I remember loving this game. And then soon after, the game kinda got shit on because the second one wasn't as good.

[00:34:12] - [Treeky]
Yeah. The second one was

[00:34:13] - [Gerry]
And then people were like, oh, actually, fuck this whole series. And it was like, what do you mean? Like, the first one

[00:34:18] - [Mike]
was fucking crazy. Jerry, what what which fucking game is it? Jerry, which game is it? We haven't picked a game. Let's go with one.

[00:34:25] - [Gerry]
One.

[00:34:25] - [Aaron]
I wanna say one.

[00:34:28] - [Treeky]
Guys, it's Lords of Shadows two. Descent to the castle's dungeons.

[00:34:33] - [Gerry]
See, I told you guys we should've won with two.

[00:34:36] - [Treeky]
You guys lost. As a team What in

[00:34:40] - [Aaron]
your heart, we want play myself from?

[00:34:43] - [Treeky]
In your heart, you won. You actually guys got a square zero points. It's almost as if you didn't play at all.

[00:34:50] - [Gerry]
So that means that we get a bonus question.

[00:34:55] - [Treeky]
I don't have a bonus question, but no.

[00:35:00] - [Gerry]
We don't deserve that. No.

[00:35:02] - [Mike]
It's fine.

[00:35:03] - [Aaron]
Oh, well,

[00:35:04] - [Gerry]
we broke even.

[00:35:05] - [Treeky]
You guys broke even.

[00:35:06] - [Mike]
Woo hoo.

[00:35:07] - [Treeky]
And they actually, you know what? The rule was you just can't go negative.

[00:35:11] - [Aaron]
So we did win. So win.

[00:35:12] - [Mike]
So, actually, you

[00:35:12] - [Treeky]
did win technically. By by technicality, you guys did win.

[00:35:16] - [Gerry]
Aaron, hit the soundboard. There

[00:35:22] - [Mike]
you go.

[00:35:23] - [Gerry]
Tricky's I

[00:35:23] - [Treeky]
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[00:35:28] - [Aaron]
Thanks, Tricky. Sub and and and prescribe.

[00:35:31] - [Gerry]
Prescribe me some Ativan. So

[00:35:35] - [Aaron]
so Right. Do we wanna take the ad break and then do the subtitle ranking and then call it?

[00:35:41] - [Mike]
Sure.

[00:35:42] - [Aaron]
Yes. K. We'll be right back. Hey, Jerry. Do you ever Hi.

[00:36:00] - [Aaron]
Ever

[00:36:01] - [Treeky]
do

[00:36:01] - [Aaron]
you ever find yourself stuck in a situation where you might need a fake mustache maybe to to keep yourself from being spotted at a funeral you didn't wanna be spotted at or something for whatever reason?

[00:36:13] - [Gerry]
Well, I I needed a a fake mustache the other day when I went and got a colonoscopy.

[00:36:18] - [Aaron]
Would you need a fake mustache for that?

[00:36:20] - [Gerry]
Because I don't want anybody to know about that.

[00:36:22] - [Aaron]
Okay. Well, introducing real fake mustaches. They're real mustaches that have been taken off, like, dead bodies and shit like that. Totally not dead bodies, actually. I'm sorry.

[00:36:32] - [Aaron]
They're they're real real mustaches, but they're fake. They're real mustaches, but you can put them on your face like a fake mustache. Real fake mustaches. So so say you're going out gallivanting with your, I don't know, your side piece or something and you and you see your wife walking down the street next to the old pastrami shop. You're just like, oh, fuck.

[00:36:52] - [Aaron]
Hold on a minute. Slap a real fake mustache on and then, you know, no no one's none the wiser. You know

[00:36:58] - [Gerry]
what You're you're forgetting a core mechanic of the the real fake mustache.

[00:37:02] - [Aaron]
Mechanic?

[00:37:03] - [Gerry]
Yeah. You're forgetting that.

[00:37:07] - [Mike]
Yeah. This this isn't just something you just pull me

[00:37:09] - [Gerry]
with a

[00:37:10] - [Mike]
fake mustache on there and

[00:37:14] - [Aaron]
You could just take it off. Just take it off real fast, take a bite, and then put it back on while you're chewing.

[00:37:20] - [Gerry]
The the the core mechanic of the the real fake mustache is that it's actually just like a strip. It's a see through strip, and it's built to go and wrap around your taint. And then you just rip that shit off. Oh. And then you get your fake mustache, and then you just you just get a nice seal.

[00:37:40] - [Gerry]
Yeah. You just get a nice seal right around the the the furl of your lip. And if you act now, we do have the DLC. There are specific ones that have scented strips because, obviously, your taint not too good. I mean, some.

[00:37:59] - [Gerry]
Some taint's pretty good. I've been I've been up

[00:38:02] - [Mike]
I've been

[00:38:02] - [Aaron]
up in some pretty taint. Taints. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:38:04] - [Gerry]
I've been in

[00:38:05] - [Aaron]
some tasty taints.

[00:38:06] - [Gerry]
I've been I've been

[00:38:09] - [Mike]
Those taints now.

[00:38:12] - [Gerry]
I've been known to fucking lick a taint up like a fucking rusty popcorn.

[00:38:17] - [Treeky]
A catalog with, like, Halloween shoe?

[00:38:21] - [Mike]
Your damn your shit.

[00:38:22] - [Gerry]
Like, crank cap. That all depends on how like, it's it's very dependent on your own taint. So Well, no. It be somebody else's.

[00:38:30] - [Aaron]
You could be like, hey, bro.

[00:38:31] - [Gerry]
That's the thing. Well, that's Your side piece your side piece, you could be like, let me see how much hair you got working down there in that taint.

[00:38:37] - [Mike]
There you go.

[00:38:37] - [Gerry]
And then you're just like, oh, I guess I'm just gonna go with, like, a nice Paul Rudd fucking dirt stash because, like, there's not a lot you just get a get a nice rip and glaze. And

[00:38:49] - [Treeky]
you just You want a big, like, hairy one you can call over, like, uncle Oscar.

[00:38:53] - [Mike]
Like, hey

[00:38:54] - [Treeky]
hey, Oscar. Kim, come on down. I gotta see your taint right quick. And he's like, oh, no problem, kid. And then

[00:38:59] - [Gerry]
But the the the the key, though, the key is that if you really want a good one, you're gonna need to, like, you know, change that die die. Like, you're gonna need to, like, sit that person down, pull those legs up, pop that pop that shit off, and, like, really get in there and have a nice look and be like, you know what? This is I thought one of those,

[00:39:22] - [Aaron]
like, construction helmets with the fucking with the light on it. With a magnifying glass? Well, would you

[00:39:28] - [Gerry]
look at that?

[00:39:30] - [Treeky]
Would you look at that? Now

[00:39:33] - [Gerry]
that is a nice taint.

[00:39:40] - [Mike]
I can't So

[00:39:41] - [Gerry]
I have to bear it on my

[00:39:42] - [Mike]
follow-up question. Yes, Mike. Oh, shit. Are they scented?

[00:39:48] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Well, the DLC ones are.

[00:39:51] - [Treeky]
You have to pay more

[00:39:51] - [Mike]
for it. Oh, okay.

[00:39:52] - [Gerry]
Yeah. That's what the promo code. Aaron, tell me what the promo code is.

[00:39:55] - [Aaron]
The promo code is tastemytaint.org/christalive/christhasa

[00:40:02] - [Mike]
Why would you put a.com in the promo code? That doesn't make any sense, Aaron.

[00:40:06] - [Aaron]
But that's what they gave us. I don't make the code. They

[00:40:09] - [Mike]
gave us

[00:40:10] - [Aaron]
to us.

[00:40:10] - [Gerry]
You don't get to tell us what the rules are. This is the rules that they gave us.

[00:40:14] - [Mike]
Have you ever you ever entered a promo code before? Yeah. Yeah. Get this one. I don't that.

[00:40:18] - [Aaron]
Listen. I don't work real fake this is the code real fake mustaches gave to us. I don't take it.

[00:40:25] - [Treeky]
They just put org in there. It might have been, like, a clerical error.

[00:40:28] - [Gerry]
Maybe. Well, I mean, the they they updated it. It used to just be porn.gov/christalive/aaron'staint.com.

[00:40:40] - [Treeky]
In fact, Aaron is the CEO of Real Fake Mustaches.

[00:40:43] - [Aaron]
Oh, shit. So I do make the codes? Okay. Well, let me you. That's how they had

[00:40:47] - [Treeky]
the original code.

[00:40:48] - [Aaron]
Hold on, boys.

[00:40:49] - [Mike]
The code has now changed to 14. T.

[00:40:52] - [Aaron]
It's spelled. Now it's 42069mytastytaint.gov. No. Not .gov. Sorry.

[00:41:01] - [Gerry]
See, the thing is, Aaron you can tell, though. Aaron Aaron started off very strong.

[00:41:05] - [Aaron]
He he got What $20.69 might taste your taint?

[00:41:08] - [Gerry]
He got into that taint, like, really quickly for that top that real nice top stash, but then it kinda fell apart on the bottom part, like, the goatee part. He he kinda used up a lot of his reserves on the taint for that one. Mhmm. So you can see there's a bit of slob. Tricky, on the other hand, had just a full bushy taint.

[00:41:27] - [Treeky]
Just huge. Just a

[00:41:30] - [Gerry]
fucking magic carpet ride of a It's like a forest.

[00:41:35] - [Treeky]
Badge Magical enchanted forest. Badge On my face and lit. On my on my lips.

[00:41:40] - [Gerry]
What's your tape look like?

[00:41:48] - [Mike]
I'm a mailman, so, like, my hair gets rubbed off real easily. So my paint's pretty clean.

[00:41:53] - [Treeky]
It's pretty it's pretty nice. You got a bald, clean You

[00:41:59] - [Mike]
know, it's not bald. It's it's really worn out.

[00:42:03] - [Gerry]
You just you gotta have it, like, nice and aerodynamic for all those fucking fast sprints so there's, like, quack

[00:42:09] - [Mike]
quack quack quack quack. It's just because I don't have a thigh gap. So, like, my skin just presses together all day long and, you know, ten, twelve miles So what's your say?

[00:42:19] - [Aaron]
Real heart palpitation.

[00:42:21] - [Gerry]
Real fake mustache. Just a rash?

[00:42:27] - [Mike]
Yeah. Must rash.

[00:42:29] - [Gerry]
Must rash. There you go. Oh, fuck. Winner.

[00:42:32] - [Treeky]
That's real

[00:42:33] - [Gerry]
fake taste. Call now or fucking don't. I don't care.

[00:42:39] - [Aaron]
Come get your real faint real faint.

[00:42:41] - [Mike]
Real faint.

[00:42:42] - [Treeky]
Real faint tits.

[00:42:45] - [Aaron]
Fancy taint? Nice taints for sponsoring this episode.

[00:43:00] - [Mike]
Product the product has evolved during the commercial.

[00:43:03] - [Gerry]
I do that to Aaron every

[00:43:05] - [Aaron]
single time. He'll start off

[00:43:06] - [Gerry]
with one thing, and I'm like, yeah. But what if it did this?

[00:43:09] - [Aaron]
Here's the DLC and then it fucking defaults. Oh, so bad.

[00:43:17] - [Gerry]
Oh, man. Oh. AI Michael Waves.

[00:43:21] - [Treeky]
Don't ever change.

[00:43:22] - [Aaron]
Fuck Michael Waves. Holy Christ. So okay. Alright, listeners. This is it.

[00:43:26] - [Aaron]
Now now to your feature presentation.

[00:43:28] - [Gerry]
We're we're doing this I just picture like that Disney fucking thing from the old school VHS. It's like, dude. It's really

[00:43:34] - [Mike]
old on

[00:43:35] - [Aaron]
VHS and DVD. Fucking

[00:43:37] - [Gerry]
yeah. You wouldn't steal a Lamborghini.

[00:43:40] - [Treeky]
I'm Tricky, and I'm with McDonald's.

[00:43:43] - [Aaron]
Oh, wait. And you're watching this. Download TV channel. Watching Disney

[00:43:48] - [Treeky]
because that's what they do.

[00:43:49] - [Aaron]
Remember that? Yeah. You're watching Disney Channel.

[00:43:51] - [Mike]
Trick, this is an audio medium. Nobody can see that.

[00:43:55] - [Aaron]
No pay the patron will the patron thing. Like, well, we're But you will. You're a patron. You'll see it.

[00:44:00] - [Treeky]
Hi. I'm Tricky, and you're watching And

[00:44:05] - [Gerry]
I'm a sassy

[00:44:06] - [Treeky]
And I'm a sassy Sassy ho. I'm a sassy bitch who loves ranking the titles of Castlevania games.

[00:44:15] - [Mike]
Okay. Alright. Here here's a very I'll start with a very agreeable choice. Can we agree to start with number six dead center to give us a baseline?

[00:44:26] - [Aaron]
Oh, yeah. Okay.

[00:44:27] - [Mike]
Can we do symphony of the knights at number six?

[00:44:30] - [Gerry]
No. Yes. I agree.

[00:44:33] - [Mike]
It doesn't have to it doesn't have to stay there, but I think we should start with the baseline, then we can agree on on titles that are better or worse than symphony of the night.

[00:44:43] - [Treeky]
That's a good idea. Yep. I agree. I agree.

[00:44:46] - [Aaron]
Yep.

[00:44:47] - [Mike]
Yep.

[00:44:47] - [Treeky]
Aaron, are you are you slapping things in there, Aaron? At you?

[00:44:51] - [Aaron]
Oh, I can. Here.

[00:44:52] - [Treeky]
Are you the slapper?

[00:44:53] - [Aaron]
I'm the slapper.

[00:44:54] - [Gerry]
Slapping the b s.

[00:44:55] - [Aaron]
Slapping b the s.

[00:45:01] - [Gerry]
Give it a slap at the best. Okay.

[00:45:03] - [Treeky]
I'm gonna say something. 10.

[00:45:05] - [Gerry]
Number 10.

[00:45:06] - [Treeky]
Little little little out of left field. I think this is now two things. There's a million Castlevania titles. So the ones that didn't make the list, it's so they just weren't good enough for the list.

[00:45:16] - [Mike]

[00:45:16] - [Treeky]
isn't, like, the worst.

[00:45:18] - [Aaron]
If if there's if there's ones that aren't on the list in the notes, we can still add them. I just I haven't added anything else to

[00:45:24] - [Treeky]
I don't think this is the worst title. I just think it deserves the tenth best place, if that makes sense. Yeah. Castlevania judgment.

[00:45:31] - [Aaron]
Oh, the fighting game? Oh, god.

[00:45:33] - [Treeky]
I think I think it's strong. It's powerful. You know? It it it represents finality because the game didn't sell well at all. I think it's

[00:45:45] - [Mike]
Do we like the name?

[00:45:46] - [Treeky]
I like the name. Do you guys like the name? Judgment. Mike, just think about that. Judgment.

[00:45:53] - [Treeky]
How do how do you feel about

[00:45:54] - [Gerry]
it?

[00:45:55] - [Mike]
I don't know. How do you guys feel about I don't I'm not loving judgment. I'm not loving it at ten. You don't like it as it feels like Trickey doesn't like he's not like you. It doesn't feel like you got a lot of, like, conviction behind it.

[00:46:05] - [Mike]
If you're like, oh, this is like tenth best judgment. A conviction.

[00:46:08] - [Gerry]
Damn. Strong,

[00:46:09] - [Treeky]
powerful, and represents finality. Okay. All right. Okay.

[00:46:14] - [Mike]
I'll defer I'll defer. If if you guys both like judgment with Trickey, we can leave judgment there for now.

[00:46:20] - [Gerry]
I've never played it.

[00:46:21] - [Mike]
So somebody thinks It's

[00:46:23] - [Treeky]
very fun.

[00:46:23] - [Mike]
It's it's not about playing it. We we don't care if you play it. It's about the name.

[00:46:27] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Just the name. Just the name alone.

[00:46:28] - [Mike]
It's only the name.

[00:46:30] - [Treeky]
Okay. Alright. I'll do I'll do you one better. Okay?

[00:46:33] - [Mike]
Fuck. Get No. You're a 30. You can't change your 10.

[00:46:36] - [Treeky]
What do you mean I can't change my 10? Okay. Alright.

[00:46:39] - [Aaron]
Sassy Mike coming through.

[00:46:41] - [Treeky]
Coming through. Alright. Alright. I've had my say.

[00:46:45] - [Mike]
Well, we don't have any other 10, so it's gotta be there for now. Right? We'll just put it there?

[00:46:48] - [Treeky]
Yeah. Put it there, and, yeah, we'll move it around.

[00:46:50] - [Gerry]
K. I'm gonna I'm gonna motion for something.

[00:46:52] - [Aaron]
Yo. Number

[00:46:54] - [Gerry]
three for lords of shadow.

[00:46:55] - [Treeky]
You know what? I can fuck with that.

[00:47:00] - [Gerry]
Because lords of shadow is a cool as fuck name

[00:47:02] - [Treeky]
and is

[00:47:03] - [Gerry]
also a very good game.

[00:47:05] - [Aaron]
Yep. Lord of shadow is a cool fucking title.

[00:47:09] - [Treeky]
You know what I say about lords of shadows? I say it is a modern epic poem in a media of games.

[00:47:16] - [Gerry]
It's very good.

[00:47:17] - [Treeky]
It's it is a fantastic you know, Hideo Kojima directed that game?

[00:47:20] - [Aaron]
But Yeah. Yeah. But it's not it what what do you think about the name, though? It's not about the name of amazing. Yeah.

[00:47:27] - [Treeky]
Lord of shadow.

[00:47:29] - [Aaron]
I'm trying to stay true to to the I didn't

[00:47:31] - [Mike]
have didn't have lords of shadow anywhere on my top 10.

[00:47:34] - [Treeky]
Neither did

[00:47:34] - [Mike]
I. Didn't even breach my top 10.

[00:47:36] - [Treeky]
Neither did I, to be fair. But it is a strong name.

[00:47:39] - [Mike]
But to have it at three seems seems reckless.

[00:47:41] - [Treeky]
It is a bit reckless. You're right. I just wanna be on It's

[00:47:44] - [Gerry]
a that's a dope ass name.

[00:47:47] - [Treeky]
It is cool.

[00:47:48] - [Mike]
Hang on. I don't think lords of shadow is better than symphony of the night.

[00:47:52] - [Aaron]
I don't know because, like, lords of shadow is, like, the type of gamer tag I would have if I was, like, if I was a teenager or something. That that's a cool fucking title.

[00:48:01] - [Treeky]
The thing Mike is right about this. The thing about lords of shadows is is, yes, it is a powerful name. It's cool, which is the big thing. But Symphony of the Night, it's iconic. Right?

[00:48:13] - [Treeky]
Beautiful. Mean? Like The title the title If

[00:48:17] - [Aaron]
I think of Symphony of the Night, all I think about is, like, crickets and possums and shit. Just like a song being played at night. Like I

[00:48:24] - [Treeky]
I get that. I respect that. I think of the night parade of 1,000 demons in Japanese folklore whenever I think of 70 of the night. So that's why I think that one is is strong in its own right. Okay.

[00:48:38] - [Gerry]
I'm starting to think of the black parade now. We can man, hope

[00:48:42] - [Mike]
better than lords of shadow because it has more it has more syllables. That's why I like it better.

[00:48:48] - [Treeky]
Oh, the syllable thing.

[00:48:49] - [Mike]
Goddamn it. I forgot

[00:48:50] - [Treeky]
about the syllable thing. Which one was the six six six?

[00:48:55] - [Gerry]
Well, I can tell you right now that harm harmony of dissonance

[00:48:58] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Harmony dissonance is I I don't like that one. It doesn't make any sense.

[00:49:01] - [Treeky]
Harmony of dissonance is it's a whole lot of fantasy Yahoo. You know, when people say they're like, oh, welcome to my world where the gargle flex.

[00:49:11] - [Gerry]
Well, the the problem with harmony of dissonance, as somebody that's a musician so dissonance is like the opposite of harmony. So it's like it's it's like, oh, I see what you did there. You did a little fun play on words. And it's just not as fucking cool as any of these other

[00:49:28] - [Mike]
ones. Pretentious.

[00:49:29] - [Treeky]
Oh my and that

[00:49:30] - [Mike]
game is of despair was better than harmony of dissonance.

[00:49:33] - [Treeky]
Do do you guys know the background between harmony of dissonance? Because it is pretentious as fuck. Because basically I don't. Basically, Circle of the Moon came out, and it was the one game that Iga Rasche didn't make. And where is it?

[00:49:50] - [Treeky]
Where who who made it? It's it's up here somewheres. It was made by Circle of the Moon was made by Koji Horii. And then Igarashi came back, and he said, I hate that game. It's nothing like it should be.

[00:50:05] - [Gerry]
Yeah. I heard about It's

[00:50:07] - [Treeky]
terrible. I'm gonna make it I'm gonna make the next game. It's gonna be everything that game should have been. And then you made Harmony of Dissonance, which is a floaty, like, mess. I hate I that's my least favorite Castlevania game.

[00:50:20] - [Treeky]
So I don't care if that never makes the list, and it is a pretentious game.

[00:50:25] - [Mike]
But even if it take the gameplay out of it. Harmony of despair is a better name than Harmony of Dispair.

[00:50:31] - [Aaron]
No. A hundred. Harmony of despair sounds sweet.

[00:50:34] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Yeah. That does sound a lot better. I think another thing here too, if I'm thinking about Castlevania itself and the themes that it has, it's it's, you know, it's horror. It's Dracula.

[00:50:48] - [Gerry]
It's it's, like, these dark themes. And that's why, like, I tend to gravitate to, like, curse of darkness, legacy of darkness, all these these these games with darkness and stuff. Dawn of sorrow is actually kind of a a pretty dope name.

[00:51:05] - [Treeky]
Like, I'm

[00:51:05] - [Gerry]
thinking of it in in in ways of, like, this is, like, a vampire themed game.

[00:51:12] - [Treeky]
And I feel like some people forget about that. Yeah. I don't wanna burst my load. Bust my load early.

[00:51:19] - [Gerry]
Busting.

[00:51:21] - [Treeky]
Do you guys wanna hear what I think the first game should be and wanna hear my reasoning behind it? Yeah. Before you

[00:51:25] - [Mike]
do why don't we all before you do

[00:51:27] - [Aaron]
that before you do that, I want Rondo of Blood at number two because it reminds me of raining blood. Like, just to fucking, like, shower. Oh, I guess that's not something Ronald is. But yeah.

[00:51:38] - [Mike]
Yes. Funny. Me let

[00:51:40] - [Gerry]
me in a

[00:51:40] - [Aaron]
rain of blood.

[00:51:41] - [Gerry]
Let me step in here to say this. Don't think Ronald blood should be number two.

[00:51:46] - [Mike]
Number one?

[00:51:47] - [Gerry]
I think it should be number one.

[00:51:48] - [Treeky]
See. Okay. Alright. So you're Jerry Jerry's at

[00:51:51] - [Mike]
I also have Rondo blood at number one.

[00:51:54] - [Aaron]
Okay. Trico's. Trico moss. You

[00:51:57] - [Mike]
guys are

[00:51:57] - [Treeky]
half right. You wanna know why? Bloodlines. Castlevania bloodline should be first. You know why?

[00:52:05] - [Treeky]
It's dark. It's topical because it has a double meaning.

[00:52:10] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Blood,

[00:52:12] - [Treeky]
vampires. Lines, we all love them.

[00:52:15] - [Gerry]
Parallel. Love them.

[00:52:16] - [Treeky]
Parallel. But the bloodlines represents the Belmont's bloodline versus Dracula, and that's why I think it deserves be won. Even but ignore that you don't play as any Belmonts in the game.

[00:52:31] - [Aaron]
Yeah.

[00:52:32] - [Treeky]
I think that it represents Castlevania in two ways, and that's why I think it is the best suited. It's not as cool as Rondo of Blood. I'll give you that. But I that's my number one. That's just

[00:52:46] - [Mike]
my opinion. Counter the blood the blood talk here?

[00:52:49] - [Aaron]
Yep.

[00:52:50] - [Mike]
The the Japanese translation of Rondo of Blood, the the Japanese version of the game is called reincarnation of blood. So I think Rondo having two names makes it doubly awesome.

[00:53:01] - [Treeky]
That is true. And I'm pretty sure bloodlines is, like, just Castlevania adventure or something like that. It's something it might even just be it's vampire killer. In Japan, it's just vampire killer.

[00:53:14] - [Aaron]
What? That's fucked. I like

[00:53:17] - [Mike]
I like that Aaron just pounded Rondo blood in there. He, like, didn't even let Tricy finish.

[00:53:20] - [Treeky]
He's, like, broke out of

[00:53:21] - [Aaron]
the hole. Because everybody else got a chance to put one into the fucking chart and talk about it. I didn't. I it was just like, Jared was talking and then Shreeky started talking and I had to

[00:53:31] - [Mike]
like I see Lords of Shadow just went up on the list too. It's like, no.

[00:53:38] - [Gerry]
This is fucking Bedlam. Oh.

[00:53:41] - [Treeky]
Where'd everyone go? Alright. I'm back.

[00:53:42] - [Gerry]
I think I think I'm okay with Rondo of Blood and Bloodlines interchangeably at number one or number two. I just think that both of those should be in the number one and two spots. Okay. Because I

[00:53:54] - [Mike]
think that's too much blood next to each other.

[00:53:56] - [Treeky]
But it's Dracula.

[00:53:58] - [Gerry]
Yeah. That's the thing.

[00:53:59] - [Mike]
But there should

[00:54:00] - [Treeky]
You know?

[00:54:00] - [Mike]
But there should I think there should be a game separating them. Yeah. We can't be one we can't be a one note podcast just loving blood.

[00:54:07] - [Treeky]
That's true. That's true. Okay. Let me let me throw something let me throw something in here. Let me throw something in here.

[00:54:11] - [Gerry]
Can we throw lords of shadow mirror of fate in the fucking garbage, please?

[00:54:15] - [Treeky]
Okay. The reason why that's disqualified, I'll tell you why that's disqualified because it's two the subnames. The subname and a subname. Disqualified. You can't even use that one.

[00:54:24] - [Mike]
So did we put bloodlines at two? Is bloodlines two for now? Is that what we're doing for now? Yes.

[00:54:29] - [Treeky]
I think number eight should be grim grim oh my god. I'm out

[00:54:33] - [Aaron]
of stroke.

[00:54:33] - [Mike]
Grim grim. Dude, you

[00:54:35] - [Treeky]
I can't speak. I spend hours voice recording because I can't speak.

[00:54:39] - [Aaron]
That's okay, Tricky. You got it.

[00:54:42] - [Treeky]
Grimoire of souls. That shit slaps.

[00:54:46] - [Mike]
That's my number 3.

[00:54:48] - [Treeky]
That's your number 3?

[00:54:49] - [Aaron]
Oh my god. That's my number that existed. That sounds

[00:54:52] - [Treeky]
It was live for about a year, on mobile devices, and then it got canceled. And it was it was actually pretty good.

[00:55:01] - [Gerry]
I did I have played that before, and it's not it wasn't terrible.

[00:55:04] - [Treeky]
Yep. It was cool fucking name. Sounds like souls.

[00:55:08] - [Aaron]
It sounds like you're just talking about, like, the book of the dead, like the Necronomicon.

[00:55:11] - [Treeky]
Dude, exactly. It sounds like something you'd find in Dungeons and Dragons.

[00:55:14] - [Aaron]
Yeah.

[00:55:15] - [Treeky]
Alright. Mike, where what's your number for, Mike? I have

[00:55:18] - [Mike]
Portrait of Ruin at my number 4.

[00:55:20] - [Treeky]
Oh, your fourth is portrait. My fourth is Arya of Sorrow. But I'm I'm gonna

[00:55:26] - [Mike]
the ones that, like, portrait's the only art, like, like, physical, like Yeah. Painting inspired name. I was gonna say that But there's a lot of song inspired names.

[00:55:38] - [Treeky]
Yeah. Portrait of Ruin is super unique, and it ties directly into the story naturally. And its Japanese name is Gallery of Labyrinth.

[00:55:51] - [Aaron]
That sounds fucking cool.

[00:55:52] - [Treeky]
Which is is really, really sick. It's actually like Porture of Ruin, I was fighting with myself if I thought that might be first. That's either first or second for me. Because it is truly one of the most that and, like, Order Order of Ecclesia is is very holy and, like, noble. You know?

[00:56:10] - [Treeky]
It's not it's not music reminiscent like everything else is or or

[00:56:14] - [Aaron]
like, there's Mike scribbling on his fucking whiteboard. Yeah.

[00:56:20] - [Mike]
That's part of the ambiance of this episode.

[00:56:23] - [Treeky]
Yeah. No. I love

[00:56:23] - [Aaron]
it. Order. Yeah. I'm already

[00:56:28] - [Gerry]
equation. I was gonna say that I really like curse of darkness Mhmm. And legacy of darkness. Yep. Both of those names I find to be very chef's kiss for, like, a big horror game.

[00:56:42] - [Aaron]
Which one would do you prefer, though? I I have

[00:56:44] - [Treeky]
an answer for that, but I'm not gonna answer.

[00:56:46] - [Gerry]
I think legacy of darkness is cooler. Yeah. Because curse of darkness is like, okay. Yeah. You have a curse.

[00:56:53] - [Gerry]
Like, big deal. Dracula has a fucking curse. Cry about

[00:56:56] - [Aaron]
as fuck.

[00:56:57] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Fucking flipping his hair over

[00:57:00] - [Aaron]
to the side. So sad. It touched the face.

[00:57:04] - [Gerry]
Fucking conformist can come over here and curse me and make me drink blood, but I'm not gonna make

[00:57:09] - [Aaron]
me form. Legacy of darkness really Legacy of darkness.

[00:57:12] - [Gerry]
Like Yeah.

[00:57:13] - [Aaron]
It feels like Dracula.

[00:57:15] - [Gerry]
Like Yeah. It's like you motherfuckers. Like, I am here to stay, and then Corne's here to stay. Just starts playing.

[00:57:21] - [Mike]
Yep.

[00:57:23] - [Gerry]
Because that's how it was back in the eighteen hundreds. Corne was just, you know, playing.

[00:57:26] - [Treeky]
Just all the time. Legacy both Curse and Legacy are are fantastic names in my opinion. I do like curse more because I'm a big fat nerd. Who likes who likes when things get cursed? I'm fucking

[00:57:43] - [Gerry]
nerd, and I like it. So suck my tit.

[00:57:48] - [Mike]
I like curse of darkness, but I like it better than lords of shadow. Like, I would eliminate lords of shadow and put curse of darkness there.

[00:57:55] - [Treeky]
Lords of shadow is very

[00:57:58] - [Mike]
Or at least move lords of shadow to, like, seven.

[00:58:01] - [Treeky]
Move it down. I agree. I think we need to move it down a little bit. I think it definitely goes underneath Symphony.

[00:58:08] - [Gerry]
I I think I think

[00:58:10] - [Mike]
the second Jerry put it on the list.

[00:58:11] - [Gerry]
I I can get behind moving Lords of Shadow down super far if we put legacy of darkness in third.

[00:58:17] - [Mike]
Hear. Hear. I like I think I like curse better.

[00:58:20] - [Gerry]
But curse

[00:58:21] - [Treeky]
is so basic. Curse

[00:58:23] - [Aaron]
is like

[00:58:23] - [Treeky]
the simplicity of it, though. You're I I'm not saying you guys are wrong. Legacy is good, and I do agree because especially since the whole game is about Dracula's reincarnation and stuff like that. I but I just think Curse of Darkness saying that there's been, like, what? There was, like, three or four mangas adaptations for it that I mean, I didn't like the anime, but the anime had that wrapped into it.

[00:58:50] - [Treeky]
Like, the it's just it's such an iconic title for Castlevania.

[00:58:53] - [Mike]
I don't like the cadence of Legacy of Darkness. There's too many syllables

[00:58:56] - [Aaron]
Mike, stop with the syllables.

[00:59:02] - [Treeky]
The fact that you're so gung ho on the syllables actually makes me so incredibly happy. It's not even funny.

[00:59:08] - [Gerry]
I'm glad it's making you happy because it's making me

[00:59:10] - [Mike]
It's not about manga. It's not about how you like how much you like the game or how much you hate the the Sega CD. It's it's about the name. It's about the name of the game. Curse of darkness.

[00:59:19] - [Treeky]
Mathematical equation.

[00:59:21] - [Gerry]
So how about how about I just fuck this entire thing up right now?

[00:59:25] - [Treeky]
Okay.

[00:59:26] - [Gerry]
And I'm just gonna say it.

[00:59:28] - [Treeky]
Mhmm.

[00:59:28] - [Gerry]
We move everything in this list down one.

[00:59:33] - [Treeky]
That eliminates judgment.

[00:59:35] - [Gerry]
And motherfucking Castlevania, period. Castlevania is number I

[00:59:42] - [Treeky]
was thinking that.

[00:59:43] - [Gerry]
Okay.

[00:59:43] - [Treeky]
And it's such it's a good thought process.

[00:59:45] - [Mike]
There's not there's no subtitle for There's no subtitle.

[00:59:46] - [Gerry]
I don't give a shit.

[00:59:47] - [Treeky]
There's no subtitle. Okay. The in

[00:59:49] - [Gerry]
There's no subtitle for judgment.

[00:59:51] - [Treeky]
Oh. No. It's Castlevania judgment.

[00:59:53] - [Mike]
Yeah. Well, Castlevania is Castlevania.

[00:59:55] - [Gerry]
No. It's not. It's Castlevania calling Castlevania.

[01:00:01] - [Treeky]
Castlevania two well, no. Castlevania two is Simon's Quest. That's another good one too. I like I like Simon's Quest as weird as

[01:00:07] - [Aaron]
Simon's Quest is such a nothing fucking subtitle, though.

[01:00:10] - [Gerry]
It's just What's the subtitle in three? Isn't it like Dracula's curse.

[01:00:14] - [Mike]
Yeah.

[01:00:14] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Which is just like the same thing as cursed

[01:00:16] - [Mike]
If we put regular Castlevania on this list, I feel like it it makes the whole list illegitimate.

[01:00:22] - [Treeky]
I agree. It's not a subtitle.

[01:00:24] - [Gerry]
Alright. Fine.

[01:00:26] - [Treeky]
Alright. Listen. I like where you're

[01:00:27] - [Mike]
I would I would I would compromise and put Super Castlevania four at nine because it's the only Castlevania game that has super in the

[01:00:37] - [Aaron]
Oh, that is not a subtitle, though. That's a It's I wish. Pre pretense.

[01:00:43] - [Gerry]
Right. But that's why he's saying it's a compromise because if I get to do Oh. Castlevania without the subtitle, then he will also vouch for putting super castle.

[01:00:52] - [Treeky]
Super castle here's I think we shouldn't. I I want to because Super Castlevania is my favorite retro Castlevania game.

[01:00:59] - [Aaron]
Doesn't matter. It's about the name.

[01:01:01] - [Treeky]
I know. I know. That's why I'm saying

[01:01:03] - [Mike]
It's a much better name than Castlevania. It's a way better name than Castlevania.

[01:01:06] - [Treeky]
No. You're right. It's super. But

[01:01:08] - [Gerry]
I do like everything. It's it's

[01:01:09] - [Treeky]
not we're that we're defeating our own there's rules. There's rules.

[01:01:14] - [Gerry]
I agree. I agree. Mike, we we need to take a step back. As much as I want it. Mike.

[01:01:22] - [Aaron]
Mike, you need to fucking calm down. Mike, step off the ledge. We're not putting Castlevania on there.

[01:01:31] - [Gerry]
Dude, turn the creed off for a second and just listen to Reason.

[01:01:36] - [Aaron]
Top six feet, bro. The end.

[01:01:40] - [Treeky]
Where are we putting order of Ecclesia? Because it's on the list.

[01:01:44] - [Gerry]
I don't know. Because I don't like that name at all.

[01:01:46] - [Aaron]
I don't really care for it either.

[01:01:48] - [Gerry]
No. What the fuck is Ecclesia?

[01:01:50] - [Mike]
What does that mean?

[01:01:50] - [Treeky]
Ecclesia is like a it's like a group or a meeting of people.

[01:01:54] - [Mike]
It's a group. It's a do you like, you want the the dictionary definition of Ecclesia?

[01:01:59] - [Treeky]
It's the because in the game, the order of Ecclesia is the order that keeps Dracula sealed away or no. Yeah. Basically, the

[01:02:06] - [Gerry]
one. Night court.

[01:02:08] - [Aaron]
No. Refers to both the popular assembly of citizens in ancient Greek city states, particularly in Athens, and in a more formal sense, a congregation or church. So it's just order of church. Church.

[01:02:20] - [Treeky]
Yeah. And what do

[01:02:22] - [Mike]
you Whether you like it or not, though, it's the most un Castlevania Castlevania name of a game. Like, it's the only one where people are like, what the fuck is that?

[01:02:32] - [Treeky]
I got actually when I ordered that game from GameStop. I literally I was like, can I have can I have a order of ecclesia? And he's like, it's actually a order of ecclesia. And I'm like,

[01:02:43] - [Aaron]
what a piece of shit.

[01:02:45] - [Treeky]
Dude I was like, how old was I? 15? I don't know. Yeah. Was very old.

[01:02:49] - [Gerry]
Fuck you EB Games worker.

[01:02:51] - [Treeky]
Yeah. I was like

[01:02:52] - [Aaron]
Not to get us too far off topic. Remember one time when I was hunting down the Dragon Quest games, I went to a GameStop. I was like, you have Dragon Quest nine? And this dude was like, which one? Like, what do you mean which one?

[01:03:03] - [Aaron]
There's only one Dragon Quest nine. It's on the DS. He's like, no. There's two versions. And he just was so adamant about that.

[01:03:10] - [Mike]
And I

[01:03:10] - [Treeky]
Sometimes I wanna slap those people so hard.

[01:03:12] - [Aaron]
I know.

[01:03:12] - [Treeky]
How did you get a job? Also,

[01:03:18] - [Gerry]
you just reminded me of something that I was gonna say for super important breaking news. EB Games is back, baby.

[01:03:24] - [Treeky]
Yes. Electronic boutique. Hell yeah, dude.

[01:03:26] - [Aaron]
We got it back.

[01:03:28] - [Treeky]
Praise the sun.

[01:03:29] - [Gerry]
Yep. You guys you guys even know what that shit is?

[01:03:32] - [Aaron]
I've heard of it. I always saw it on the back of the GameStop cards.

[01:03:36] - [Gerry]
Yeah. So it's I mean, it doesn't matter. It's it's it's just just it's GameStop, but it's the Canadian. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:03:45] - [Gerry]
We got it back, baby.

[01:03:47] - [Mike]
Can we is Well, The States aren't we're not getting in The States anyway. Right?

[01:03:51] - [Treeky]
No. I don't think so.

[01:03:52] - [Mike]
Just in Canada. Yeah.

[01:03:53] - [Gerry]
Yeah. No. They just

[01:03:55] - [Aaron]
can we put Ari of Sorrow on this list? Because I I I immediately think of, like, the opera scene from from Parasite Eve. I

[01:04:04] - [Treeky]
Oh, yes. Like, I Everyone turns to goo?

[01:04:07] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Just like just like opera, and it's just melancholic and fucking sad.

[01:04:12] - [Treeky]
Like, just Oh, yeah.

[01:04:14] - [Aaron]
The the sad clown. Was that Paliachi? There we go. It's the Paliachi Castlevania.

[01:04:20] - [Gerry]
Castlevania order of Paliachi. Order of Paliachi, baby.

[01:04:26] - [Treeky]
Super Palayachi, Bruce.

[01:04:27] - [Mike]
I think I think yeah. Think it's

[01:04:29] - [Treeky]
scar disease. Aria or Dawn?

[01:04:32] - [Gerry]
Did you hear Treecki got that Palayachi?

[01:04:34] - [Aaron]
Oh, no, Treecki.

[01:04:35] - [Treeky]
Oh, guys. I got a bad case of Palayachi. Oh, baby. On my chains.

[01:04:40] - [Mike]
My chain my chain

[01:04:42] - [Gerry]
is so itchy. Maria.

[01:04:45] - [Aaron]
I want As previously

[01:04:49] - [Mike]
stated earlier in the episode two, Aria of sorrow, six syllables, six consonants, six vowels.

[01:04:56] - [Treeky]
It's a mathematical win. Six six is a mathematical win.

[01:05:00] - [Mike]
Six six six. The number it's a it's a number of the of the Castlevania game.

[01:05:04] - [Treeky]
Therefore, it's going in third. No. It has to go in sixth. No. That would I don't know.

[01:05:08] - [Treeky]
I'm out.

[01:05:09] - [Aaron]
So are are we moving symphony of the night up or moving everything like symphony and everything else down?

[01:05:15] - [Treeky]
I think you should move symphony to seven.

[01:05:17] - [Mike]
And then And then get rid of lords of shadow.

[01:05:19] - [Treeky]
Yeah. Yep. Sorry, Jerry. You're right, though. I I listen.

[01:05:24] - [Treeky]
You're right. Beautiful. Mathematically, Arya deserves to be in sixth and or first.

[01:05:30] - [Aaron]
It's just a it's a cool fucking name.

[01:05:32] - [Treeky]
It's it just is quite It's like, you know, what's that Fushmi's circle? Like, the perfect circle? Listen. I mean, I love listening to that little whiteboard go.

[01:05:47] - [Aaron]
He's ever there drawn the fucking Vitruvian man or something.

[01:05:50] - [Mike]
No. He's just trying to I'm actually I'm actually just writing demon demon demon demon. I'm just struggling.

[01:05:58] - [Gerry]
Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare. Nightmare.

[01:06:01] - [Treeky]
About circle of

[01:06:02] - [Aaron]
the moon?

[01:06:03] - [Treeky]
How do you feel about that? How do guys feel about that?

[01:06:05] - [Gerry]
I like that name.

[01:06:07] - [Mike]
I have it at number two on my list.

[01:06:09] - [Treeky]
I think circle of the moon.

[01:06:11] - [Gerry]
I can't believe that Mike and I are agreeing on so many things.

[01:06:14] - [Aaron]
That's yeah.

[01:06:15] - [Treeky]
Hell, yeah. It's it's it's geometric. Mike loves geometry.

[01:06:20] - [Mike]
I do love geometry and math.

[01:06:22] - [Treeky]
It's radiant. Fan. A huge what?

[01:06:28] - [Mike]
I was I said I was a big tool fan, but that's a lie. Tool fucking sucks.

[01:06:31] - [Gerry]
Fair. Fair. I like how he made up a lie and then was like, actually, I don't even like that lie.

[01:06:37] - [Treeky]
Yeah. I think that it deserves

[01:06:39] - [Mike]
It wasn't funny, so I just immediately retracted it. No. Toole. No.

[01:06:43] - [Treeky]
I I listen. I love it. I love it. The the the thing that I think is really respectable about it is the fact that the creator of the modern Metroidvania style

[01:06:52] - [Mike]
They know.

[01:06:52] - [Treeky]
Hates that title.

[01:06:53] - [Mike]
Yeah. Nobody cares about any of this. Talk about the name.

[01:06:56] - [Treeky]
No. No. Hates the title. He that's I'm doing. I love you.

[01:07:00] - [Treeky]
I love it. I love it. It's it's elegant. It's simple. It rolls off the tongue.

[01:07:04] - [Aaron]
I think of when I hear circle of the moon or when I think of it, I immediately think of, like, just like like a like a light shaft, like a shaft of light from the moon, like moonlight corridor of stone. Yep. All the other same glass window.

[01:07:20] - [Mike]
Japanese name of the game is Minuet of Dawn. Oh.

[01:07:24] - [Gerry]
That's so funny.

[01:07:25] - [Treeky]
My favorite Castlevania game, and I didn't even know it's Japanese day. What am I? A freaking nerd? Minuet of dawn?

[01:07:32] - [Aaron]
Should we move bloodlines and everything else down one and then alright.

[01:07:35] - [Mike]
It's three.

[01:07:35] - [Aaron]
Circle's three. Circle's three.

[01:07:38] - [Treeky]
My vote my vote, it's three.

[01:07:39] - [Gerry]
It doesn't have to

[01:07:39] - [Treeky]
be three if you guys don't want it to be three, but I'm just saying, That's a tasty ass name, both in Japanese and in English. Crunchy name. Very crunchy name. What's its pal name? Same circle?

[01:07:50] - [Mike]
I don't know the pal name.

[01:07:52] - [Treeky]
Circle of the moon. Yeah. Same thing. Because sometimes the pal names do they are different. I mean, that looks that looks pretty good.

[01:08:14] - [Treeky]
I I'm I will say this. I will say this. I don't think legacy deserves to be three. You guys can hate me.

[01:08:25] - [Gerry]
You can hear just like, nope. Nope. Nope.

[01:08:31] - [Mike]
Listeners at home, I only write when I'm angry, and I'm always angry.

[01:08:39] - [Treeky]
Somebody listen. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. Is is legacy deserved to be three? No.

[01:08:45] - [Mike]
I don't even have it on my list.

[01:08:47] - [Treeky]
I saw it on my list either.

[01:08:49] - [Mike]
It's not anywhere. So it's on only Jerry's list, and we put it at three?

[01:08:54] - [Aaron]
No. Hold on. No. I like legacy of darkness. It it it speaks

[01:08:58] - [Mike]
it on your list, Aaron. Do you have a list, Aaron? Aaron, you have not set any number of your list so far.

[01:09:03] - [Treeky]
At the end of this, I'll give

[01:09:04] - [Aaron]
Listen. I haven't I didn't make a list. I'm just going off of, like, this. I don't give a shit.

[01:09:11] - [Mike]
This is not a vibes based list.

[01:09:13] - [Gerry]
So This

[01:09:13] - [Mike]
is this is mad.

[01:09:14] - [Gerry]
I did make a crappy list, and I only went to five because I was like, after five, I don't care. So

[01:09:23] - [Treeky]
Guys, the whole point of the show was to do a top 10.

[01:09:27] - [Aaron]
We're doing it. Literally, dude, right now.

[01:09:30] - [Treeky]
I know you're talking about. Yeah. But you gotta make one personally. You gotta have a personal connection. Yeah.

[01:09:36] - [Treeky]
You know?

[01:09:36] - [Gerry]
I did. I got a personal connection to five of them.

[01:09:39] - [Treeky]
Okay. I will tell you guys, there's two more there's two more titles that I think deserve to be on the list, but one of them which maybe not. I'll tell you that one first. Castlevania.

[01:09:48] - [Aaron]
Go ahead. Go ahead.

[01:09:48] - [Treeky]
You can hear it. It's so weird. Castlevania, the adventure. Wanderers. Excitement.

[01:09:55] - [Treeky]
It's an adventure. It's an adventure. Okay. Okay.

[01:09:58] - [Mike]
Okay. Alright.

[01:09:59] - [Treeky]
Alright. Give me this one. Give me this one.

[01:10:01] - [Aaron]
Diarrhea noise. Give me this give

[01:10:04] - [Treeky]
me this. Lament of innocence. Where's that going?

[01:10:07] - [Aaron]
That okay. Yeah. That is a good name. That I think of, yeah.

[01:10:10] - [Treeky]
Represents the the

[01:10:11] - [Mike]
I have

[01:10:12] - [Aaron]
it at Please, I'm innocent. I have it

[01:10:14] - [Mike]
at thirteen.

[01:10:15] - [Treeky]
The the it's thirteen. Okay.

[01:10:17] - [Aaron]
The the Castlevania episode we did with Thrak and Tony where I think it was Thrak or Tony. They were like, what? Is that what fucking doctor Disrespect said when they accused him of

[01:10:27] - [Gerry]
Oh, yeah. Oh my god. That's what I said.

[01:10:29] - [Treeky]
No. No. No. No. No.

[01:10:30] - [Gerry]
It was his portrait of ruin.

[01:10:45] - [Treeky]
Is because it implies the grief that innocence is lost because it's the birth of conflict between the Belmonts and Dracula. That's why it's called that. At least that's why I think it's called that. I think it deserves to be on there at least somewheres. Lament of innocence?

[01:11:02] - [Treeky]
Lament lament is three for me. That or circle of the moon's three.

[01:11:06] - [Gerry]
I'll tell you what.

[01:11:07] - [Treeky]
You can Remember, judgment, we can throw it if we really need to.

[01:11:10] - [Gerry]
You can move legacy of darkness to nine.

[01:11:12] - [Aaron]
Okay.

[01:11:13] - [Gerry]
I feel like a lot of people weren't

[01:11:16] - [Treeky]
It's a good title.

[01:11:17] - [Gerry]
Right. But I also think Curse of Darkness is equally good. I just thought that Legacy of Darkness sounded cooler.

[01:11:24] - [Treeky]
Better. Well, Curse didn't make the list.

[01:11:27] - [Gerry]
But what I'm saying is, I think so you where do you wanna put lament? You wanna put lament at three?

[01:11:33] - [Treeky]
I think I think lament should be four. I think circle should be three.

[01:11:36] - [Gerry]
Also think circle should be three.

[01:11:38] - [Aaron]
Would put lament of innocence above Arya of fucking sorrow though.

[01:11:44] - [Treeky]
Five. Okay. Put it in put it in move Arya portrait and circle up one.

[01:11:48] - [Gerry]
No. Arya has to stay at six.

[01:11:51] - [Treeky]
True. It's the barometer. Put portrait in circle up one and then put oh, shit. You're right. That does become a problem.

[01:12:00] - [Gerry]
If you move circle to three. K? If you move circle of the moon to three and then for number four, you move the port of ruin up one. Yes.

[01:12:13] - [Treeky]
Literally what I just said, Jerry.

[01:12:16] - [Mike]
He just said it's slower and in a way that it was more pleasing to be.

[01:12:23] - [Gerry]
Okay. I

[01:12:24] - [Treeky]
like it. I like it. A grape is a grape, Jerry. I like the idea.

[01:12:28] - [Mike]
I know. Couldn't

[01:12:29] - [Aaron]
I couldn't have thought of

[01:12:29] - [Gerry]
of a better myself.

[01:12:31] - [Treeky]
A better yourself.

[01:12:32] - [Mike]
K. I bet you guys are ready for some squeaky noises.

[01:12:35] - [Treeky]
I can't wait.

[01:12:36] - [Mike]
Because you just moved, like, five things. Yes. So I I wanna make one final pitch. Yeah. For its I mean, this isn't final.

[01:12:42] - [Mike]
We shouldn't even be close to done here. But, like, I want to pitch getting harmony of despair back on the list somewhere, even in a lower capacity.

[01:12:52] - [Treeky]
I think go on.

[01:12:55] - [Mike]
Because in the spirit of little John, three words, Harmony of Despair, six vowels, nine consonants. Three six nine. Damn harmony of despair is fine. Let's put it at number nine.

[01:13:09] - [Treeky]
The the the most aggravating part is I can't disagree. It it three six nine. It's gotta be it. You know what? It has to be.

[01:13:18] - [Treeky]
But the you know what? You know what I will say?

[01:13:20] - [Aaron]
Get rid

[01:13:21] - [Treeky]
of judgment.

[01:13:22] - [Gerry]
I move like darkest down.

[01:13:23] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Harmony of despair sounds like, hang on.

[01:13:27] - [Gerry]
Are you out of your mind? Legacy of darkness sounds cool as fuck, and the only reason why you're putting harmony and despair above is because it's a fucking rat thing.

[01:13:36] - [Treeky]
Jerry, no. Listen. It's mathematically correct.

[01:13:39] - [Aaron]
Despair sounds like it it sounds like hell, like, just this, like, chorus of of just fucking pain and suffering. Like, I don't know. Like, if you watch fucking Hellboy or somebody you see or, like, Constantine, you see him go to hell, and it's just like people going, oh, yeah. There's, like, millions of people fucking screaming in pain. That's what harmony of despair kind of reminds me of.

[01:14:01] - [Aaron]
It's what immediately pops into my my smooth ass brain, my aerodynamic brain.

[01:14:07] - [Treeky]
Harmony of agony.

[01:14:08] - [Aaron]
Smoother than Mike's taint.

[01:14:11] - [Treeky]
I listen. I think I don't know how many times I've said listen, but leg listen, boys. Listen to me, boys. This is my podcast now. Legacy of darkness and harmony despair, those are equal terms to me.

[01:14:28] - [Treeky]
I I think they're both cool.

[01:14:30] - [Mike]
But I So let's get rid of Legacy of Darkness and add Order of Ecclesia. I thought you said it didn't make the list. You know what? That's my number 10. It would make my list perfectly.

[01:14:39] - [Gerry]
How about we take away Legacy of Darkness and Harmony of Despair and put two new ones in there?

[01:14:46] - [Mike]
No. I hate I hate that. Mhmm. That's too many moves at once. The adventure.

[01:14:51] - [Mike]
I would say,

[01:14:52] - [Gerry]
put curse of darkness at nine, and we Can we axe Donnosarro at ten?

[01:14:57] - [Aaron]
Go on there. Like, Donnosarro is just nothing burger to me.

[01:15:00] - [Treeky]
I think Arya and Dawn We

[01:15:02] - [Mike]
we can't have two two of Sorrows.

[01:15:04] - [Treeky]
Yeah. You can't. You have to have one that's better. And I like Dawn more than I like Arya, but Arya is a cooler sounding title.

[01:15:13] - [Mike]
Yeah. Dawn is the better game. If you don't like drawing glyphs, just get the fuck off

[01:15:18] - [Treeky]
the love it. I don't I I can memorize the final list giant eyes.

[01:15:22] - [Aaron]
Of Etrian Odyssey, man. Oh. I

[01:15:26] - [Gerry]
don't like any of that stuff.

[01:15:28] - [Treeky]
You know? No. It's great. It's fun. Gimmicks?

[01:15:30] - [Treeky]
Everyone loves gimmicks.

[01:15:30] - [Aaron]
You know what, Gary? It's fun. But you're a fucking Nazi. No. I'm kidding.

[01:15:35] - [Aaron]
I'm kidding. You're not. He's off.

[01:15:37] - [Gerry]
Clip that.

[01:15:39] - [Treeky]
And we're keeping that part in. Let me see. Let me see. Castlevania 60 words account. Harmony, dissonance is trash, garbage.

[01:15:46] - [Treeky]
So all the mainline ones were kind of were kind of out through. We got the mobile ones, the adventure you

[01:15:51] - [Mike]
guys made.

[01:15:51] - [Gerry]
Think it's perfect. Put fucking Castlevania the arcade above Harmony of Despair.

[01:15:58] - [Treeky]
No. You know what's a good one that I think that we all need to just chill out about? Castlevania puzzle encore of the night. That just sounds like a fucking party, dude.

[01:16:06] - [Mike]
We don't need of the night again. We already got symphony of the night.

[01:16:09] - [Treeky]
That's true. That's true. That's true. And that's fair. What about just what about just a cast being title though?

[01:16:16] - [Treeky]
Tried and true, but it's it is

[01:16:17] - [Mike]
Why isn't 64 a subtitle?

[01:16:19] - [Treeky]
64 is a subtitle, but

[01:16:21] - [Gerry]
No. It's not. It's the same as super castle game.

[01:16:23] - [Aaron]
No. I guess true. It's it's not a number on the tree,

[01:16:26] - [Gerry]
but no.

[01:16:27] - [Aaron]
Yeah. Come put we're not putting on. Mm-mm.

[01:16:28] - [Mike]
But it's not But it's but it's a number.

[01:16:31] - [Treeky]
That's the issue. I would be like,

[01:16:34] - [Mike]
you could put But it's Demon

[01:16:37] - [Aaron]
Castle Dragon Castle in the Japanese name.

[01:16:40] - [Treeky]
That is so fucking cool. Is that why it's

[01:16:43] - [Mike]
When did we say we were doing US ones?

[01:16:45] - [Aaron]
We like we

[01:16:49] - [Mike]
like minuet of of of

[01:16:50] - [Treeky]
We do.

[01:16:51] - [Mike]
Freaking Dawn and like version reincarnation of blood.

[01:16:55] - [Treeky]
Is Drac

[01:16:58] - [Mike]
Castlevania 60 Castlevania 64, which but the only argument, and I'm gonna give you guys the argument you should have used, is that it's not called Castlevania 64. It's just called Castlevania.

[01:17:09] - [Treeky]
It is Castlevania. I will say that

[01:17:11] - [Aaron]
is that why I called

[01:17:12] - [Mike]
There's no 64 on the box.

[01:17:13] - [Treeky]
Dracula apocalypse.

[01:17:16] - [Aaron]
Mike, I missed you, dude.

[01:17:18] - [Gerry]
Mike, look.

[01:17:18] - [Treeky]
That is I mean Castlevania apocalypse sounds so fucking cool. Dude, like, the thing

[01:17:24] - [Mike]
is Castle apocalypse is great.

[01:17:26] - [Gerry]
The thing is, like, I I I can almost not believe that we agreed on two of the games that are high up on this list to be I mean, it's wild to me that we both agreed that Ronda of Blood would be number one. But I just I I Because it is.

[01:17:45] - [Aaron]
I was really

[01:17:46] - [Gerry]
But I can't really at the I I don't know about this harmony of despair nonsense.

[01:17:50] - [Treeky]
I think harmony of despair no. I'm not gonna no. You guys talk. I'm not I'm not saying anything.

[01:17:57] - [Mike]
I'm not I'm not no. I'm gonna say peace.

[01:18:00] - [Gerry]
Oh, well, if I gotta

[01:18:02] - [Aaron]
Dude, we don't even include the

[01:18:04] - [Gerry]
sex piece.

[01:18:05] - [Mike]
Yes. We do. Yes. Because if I

[01:18:07] - [Gerry]
had to say one piece, well, I mean, I I have to rewind, Mike. I have to rewind back to RPGs and tell you that Banjo Kazooie is not a fucking RPG or something.

[01:18:16] - [Treeky]
Platformer. Platformer collector.

[01:18:18] - [Gerry]
Yeah. I know, but Mike would probably argue that it's a fucking

[01:18:21] - [Treeky]
Anything anything can be an RPG.

[01:18:22] - [Aaron]
I mean, your rungold plot is my favorite RPG.

[01:18:27] - [Mike]
Jerry's just trying to slander my name now.

[01:18:31] - [Treeky]
Listen, I agree with half the things not half. I agree with most things that in fact, I agree with everything that Mike says on Twitter. So I feel like we have

[01:18:43] - [Aaron]
yes. I

[01:18:44] - [Gerry]
don't even know why

[01:18:44] - [Treeky]
I'm saying this.

[01:18:45] - [Aaron]
God, this is an amazing podcast.

[01:18:47] - [Gerry]
This is just this is just tricky being like

[01:18:50] - [Treeky]
This is a glint. I love

[01:18:51] - [Mike]
you, boo.

[01:18:52] - [Treeky]
Mike Mike, I love you, dude.

[01:18:54] - [Gerry]
I've touched my taste.

[01:18:55] - [Mike]
Yeah. We never get

[01:18:56] - [Gerry]
the before.

[01:18:56] - [Mike]
This is nice. That's why harmony despair is nine.

[01:18:59] - [Treeky]
Yes. Well, I genuinely the mathematics is hard for me to disagree with. God. No. But that's that's the law on end of the of the universe.

[01:19:08] - [Aaron]
No. That's the law. It doesn't make my smooth brain feel good.

[01:19:15] - [Treeky]
Just cut so?

[01:19:17] - [Mike]
Dude, so are we keeping symphony of the night at seven because it's the longest? Is that just are we just keeping it in the middle so we have, like, an like a like a like a pyramid looking list, Or what is the deal with Symphony?

[01:19:27] - [Treeky]
If this was if this okay. Okay. Now we can't get into organizing by length, but now I kinda wanna do that.

[01:19:34] - [Mike]
Why can we why can we not?

[01:19:36] - [Aaron]
Because we'll be here all night. I don't think we would ever budge.

[01:19:40] - [Treeky]
We have okay. So we're gonna do this list, and then we're gonna do a couple other We

[01:19:43] - [Mike]
have one shot, one chance to make this I'm

[01:19:46] - [Aaron]
cool with moving Symphony of the Night down. Like, I love that game, but the name is kinda nothing.

[01:19:56] - [Mike]
But for one reason, I mean, are

[01:19:57] - [Aaron]
we moving up? Could move up legacy of darkness. Like, I think harmony of despair deserves to be above symphony of the night. Don't know about you guys.

[01:20:12] - [Mike]
Tricky Tricky Tricky, I feel like we need to, like, we need to work on this.

[01:20:16] - [Gerry]
We can

[01:20:17] - [Mike]
get Ecclesia back on the list.

[01:20:18] - [Treeky]
I think Ecclesia deserves to be there.

[01:20:22] - [Aaron]
Voted in.

[01:20:23] - [Treeky]
Because it is a unique name.

[01:20:25] - [Gerry]
Take Harmony off and put that in.

[01:20:28] - [Treeky]
I okay. I I I'm sorry. I'm gonna fucking I'm I'm gonna do it. I think that Ecclesia Ecclesia is better than Harmony.

[01:20:38] - [Mike]
I I don't. I haven't met nine and ten. I have Harmony at nine and Ecclesia at ten.

[01:20:42] - [Treeky]
Let me just take a look. Let me look through all this shit. We could do something that would be wild and crazy and unexpected. We could fight over which blood game goes

[01:20:51] - [Gerry]
Mike, you're just wild, because you ate spaghetti right before the podcast.

[01:20:54] - [Treeky]
You ate spaghetti too.

[01:20:55] - [Mike]
I I

[01:20:56] - [Gerry]
had fettuccine, chicken Alfredo. Whatever. Chicken fettuccine Alfredo.

[01:21:00] - [Aaron]
I didn't

[01:21:00] - [Treeky]
eat today.

[01:21:01] - [Gerry]
It was homemade.

[01:21:01] - [Mike]
Was too Okay. Like, as a group here, let's start at the top. Let's let's dissect the list and see how we feel just one at a time as opposed to just yelling out names. Do we all are we all okay with Rondo at one? Yep.

[01:21:14] - [Mike]
Yeah?

[01:21:15] - [Treeky]
No. Yes.

[01:21:18] - [Gerry]
Okay. I was derailing immediately.

[01:21:23] - [Mike]
The bloodlines at two. That feels right.

[01:21:25] - [Gerry]
Yep. As the lord intended.

[01:21:28] - [Aaron]
Let me think. Let me process.

[01:21:29] - [Mike]
Mhmm. No. Go ahead, Aaron. Yep.

[01:21:33] - [Aaron]
I'm I'm cool with moving it down.

[01:21:39] - [Gerry]
Bloodlines? And moving circle lines?

[01:21:40] - [Aaron]
Circle of the moon. Honest. Yeah.

[01:21:42] - [Gerry]
You know what? That because, like I don't hate it. I'll I I I'll I'm for it.

[01:21:49] - [Mike]
I said before,

[01:21:50] - [Aaron]
I think that's what sense. It is cool. Like, the yeah. That's the the Belmont bloodline taking on whatever Dracula and his bullshit. But circle of the moon, it just feels good and just sounds good in my brain.

[01:22:05] - [Aaron]
Again, my little smooth peanut walnut brain, dude. It just

[01:22:12] - [Treeky]
he's just he's just

[01:22:16] - [Mike]
I'm just writing blood, blood, blood, blood,

[01:22:18] - [Aaron]
blood, Your wife's gonna come in, and you're just like like, get the fuck out of here.

[01:22:23] - [Mike]
What? That's why I'm in the three seasons room so I can be as loud as I want. My cats are in here. Now my neighbors are listening to me argue about Castlevania.

[01:22:31] - [Aaron]
Alright. I have moved circle of the moon to number two, and I put bloodlines at number three. How do we feel about bloodline bloodlines at number three? I like it. I still like it.

[01:22:43] - [Aaron]
Okay. Over portrait of ruin? Yeah. I don't

[01:22:45] - [Mike]
mind that either. I think it looks good.

[01:22:47] - [Treeky]
I think over I think I think portrait deserves to be in four, but that's just me.

[01:22:51] - [Gerry]
I think Okay.

[01:22:53] - [Treeky]
Jerry, tell me.

[01:22:54] - [Mike]
You gotta see it now, Jerry. It's not gonna yeah. It's not gonna change later.

[01:22:57] - [Gerry]
I think lament of innocence is cooler than portrait of ruin.

[01:23:00] - [Treeky]
Aaron, how do you feel about that?

[01:23:02] - [Aaron]
I I agree with what Jerry said. Yeah. Portrait of Ruin is cool, but, yeah, my again, I'm gonna for the listeners, my tiny peanut brain. That's it.

[01:23:13] - [Treeky]
I I think I disagree, but I don't think

[01:23:18] - [Mike]
I also disagree.

[01:23:19] - [Treeky]
But I yeah. Okay. Well, we're gonna have to flip a coin because if there's two people Gary,

[01:23:24] - [Mike]
I would Gary, I will offer you a trade. We moved Lament up to three or four, but we get rid of Legacy and put Order of Ecclesia back on.

[01:23:34] - [Gerry]
No deal. That is

[01:23:35] - [Treeky]
no deal. He needs that Legacy, baby. He needs that Legacy in there. I I think that this is gonna sound crazy. What if we got rid of Symphony of the Night?

[01:23:46] - [Treeky]
No. We can't. No. We can't.

[01:23:48] - [Mike]
From entire you know what? No.

[01:23:49] - [Treeky]
No. I don't hate

[01:23:50] - [Gerry]
that idea because you know what? I don't think Symphony of the Night is that cool of a name.

[01:23:55] - [Treeky]
I I think I think it is iconic.

[01:23:58] - [Gerry]
It's an It's iconic because of the game, but the name itself. If you've seen symphony of the night on a fucking VHS, you'd be like, I'm not renting that.

[01:24:07] - [Treeky]
I would free I would because it's cool. It's like a Okay.

[01:24:10] - [Gerry]
But if you were at a video store and you've seen symphony of the night and then you've seen fucking Rondo of Blood.

[01:24:16] - [Aaron]
Or if you're just going through, like, Spotify or something and looking at song names and you saw symphony of the night, Rondo of Blood, Grimoire of Souls. Like, Symphony of the Night is kind of like a nothing burger.

[01:24:30] - [Treeky]
Mhmm. Mhmm.

[01:24:31] - [Mike]
It's it's weaker. It's it's the longest mainline Castlevania game name.

[01:24:36] - [Aaron]
This is crazy. I'd be willing to take out Symphony for Ecclesia.

[01:24:41] - [Treeky]
It's it's it is a I think that Ecclesia

[01:24:44] - [Mike]
That would be the only trade I would make is if we're taking Symphony

[01:24:48] - [Treeky]
off And that's and that's what I'm proposing because I think that Symphony is a such a strong name, but I think Ecclesia Ecclesia whatever. Fuck it. I think it's I think it's better than Symphony of the Night.

[01:25:01] - [Gerry]
I would be okay with taking Symphony of the Night off and putting Ecclesia on.

[01:25:06] - [Treeky]
Mhmm.

[01:25:07] - [Aaron]
Just for now. Okay. We're we're still going through this.

[01:25:09] - [Mike]
It doesn't need to be at seven. Are we putting it at seven? I

[01:25:12] - [Aaron]
think we're at a standstill with four and five, so I think we should just leave them, to be honest.

[01:25:17] - [Mike]
Yeah.

[01:25:17] - [Treeky]
I mean, I think we should leave them. I think that

[01:25:21] - [Mike]
Everybody but Jerry has portrait higher.

[01:25:23] - [Treeky]
Yes. Everybody but Jerry. Yeah. Which is a it's that's in agreements. We are a democracy.

[01:25:28] - [Treeky]
Yeah. Yeah. Portrait stays at four.

[01:25:31] - [Mike]
We can't move Aria. Right? Aria

[01:25:32] - [Treeky]
is no. Aria is sacred. It's sacred geometry at this point.

[01:25:36] - [Mike]
Sacred geometry. Yep.

[01:25:39] - [Aaron]
Yep. Okay. More tool around seven. I'm I'm cool with order at seven. The holy order

[01:25:47] - [Treeky]
I think order does. And that's what it is. Order of Ecclesia is by the way, if you haven't played it, go play it. It is such a good game.

[01:25:53] - [Aaron]
I need to buy that fucking Dominus collection,

[01:25:55] - [Treeky]
To buy the Dominus collection, I have, like, over three hundred hours in that collection. A % of everything except for order of ecclesia. Damn.

[01:26:05] - [Aaron]
Moving moving on. Finally, like, we've we've been spinning our wheels for, like, forty five minutes now. We pushed the car out of the ditch. So order of ecclesia, that's seven. That's cool.

[01:26:16] - [Aaron]
It's tight. Tight like a tiger. Yep.

[01:26:20] - [Gerry]
Tight is gonna get.

[01:26:22] - [Aaron]
Alright. Grimoire of souls at eight.

[01:26:24] - [Mike]
Do we like book of souls there? Is that cool? Like, we like books.

[01:26:29] - [Aaron]
Books are cool. Books with souls in them.

[01:26:31] - [Mike]
Do you want you want book

[01:26:32] - [Treeky]
of book of souls?

[01:26:33] - [Mike]
Cooler than this well, that's what a grimoire is.

[01:26:36] - [Treeky]
Yeah. Yeah. It's just like it's

[01:26:37] - [Mike]
a wizard. Feel about books because I usually usually, I say fuck books because, you know

[01:26:41] - [Treeky]
I I I'm not I I just can I full stop real quick? I just translated Japanese to English, Castlevania Symphony of the Night. I just went online and I grabbed it and I translated it. Mhmm. And it translated to Dracula x, the legend of five nights at Freddy's.

[01:27:02] - [Aaron]
Hell yeah.

[01:27:03] - [Treeky]
I think somebody fucked with the Wikipedia. Anyway, sorry.

[01:27:11] - [Gerry]
That's Five nights at Dracula's?

[01:27:13] - [Mike]
Legend of That was huge buildup.

[01:27:15] - [Aaron]
That's the title of the episode. Five nights at Dracula's.

[01:27:20] - [Gerry]
Yeah. Because it almost

[01:27:20] - [Aaron]
took us five nights to record this fucking thing.

[01:27:22] - [Treeky]
Yeah. Literally, someone it must be something on the Wikipedia. Gekka no Yakuyuso? Yeah.

[01:27:30] - [Mike]
But the literal translation is

[01:27:32] - [Gerry]
This isn't a bit? Like, that's actually what

[01:27:33] - [Treeky]
it joking.

[01:27:35] - [Mike]
No. But the the but the translated is demon castle Dracula x, nocturne in the moonlight.

[01:27:42] - [Treeky]
That's really cool. Yeah. Okay. But I don't know okay. Something's I don't know why this is saying legend of I I I will Legend

[01:27:49] - [Aaron]
of Five Nights at Freddy's Dracula castle x.

[01:27:53] - [Treeky]
That's that's definitely gonna be the episode name.

[01:27:55] - [Gerry]
But EX Plus.

[01:27:57] - [Treeky]
Anyway, back to the sorry. I didn't mean to derail anything.

[01:27:59] - [Aaron]
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Smoke grimoire at eight.

[01:28:02] - [Treeky]
Grimoire's at eight.

[01:28:05] - [Aaron]
The legend of No. I'm just greatest legend of feet.

[01:28:11] - [Treeky]
What the fuck? Harmony of despair at nine is acceptable by me.

[01:28:18] - [Aaron]
And we're keeping this long piece of shit in this long turd at number 10.

[01:28:22] - [Treeky]
Best one. Book of souls.

[01:28:24] - [Mike]
Jerry wants to keep leg legacy of darkness on there. This that's what he gets.

[01:28:29] - [Treeky]
So wait. Let's just now let's just book of souls.

[01:28:34] - [Mike]
Jerry, that is the name for Legacy of Darkness, by the way. We're not we are not messing with you. That's the Japanese name.

[01:28:56] - [Aaron]
Okay. Here it is, listeners. These are the official stand the official Super Pod Saga, Castlevania subtitle ranking. This is definitive. IGN, eat my fucking balls.

[01:29:08] - [Aaron]
This is it. This is it forever and always.

[01:29:11] - [Mike]
Nobody's ever thought to do this before. No. Never in the history of words.

[01:29:15] - [Aaron]
This is our original idea.

[01:29:17] - [Mike]
New language here. We're we're awakening new gods.

[01:29:22] - [Aaron]
Anybody tries if anybody tries to rip this off, we'll see you in fucking court.

[01:29:27] - [Treeky]
Dude, I will chase them down. I'll hunt them down to the ends of the earth. Just like Mike Wildejerry. Just like Mike Wildejerry.

[01:29:35] - [Mike]
I take I took everything that Jerry said tonight, and I immediately put it in my Windows 95 trash can,

[01:29:41] - [Gerry]
and I'm just moving on with my life.

[01:29:44] - [Aaron]
Okay. Okay. Okay. Here here's our the the official, again, Super Pot saga, Castlevania subtitle ranking. We also added our own subtitles to the subtitles for little flavor text little flavor text.

[01:29:56] - [Aaron]
So number 10, we have demon castle, Dracula, apocalypse, supplemental story, legend of Cornell, aka Castlevania 64. Harmony of despair at number nine, aka other sad song. At number eight, we have grimoire of souls, aka book of ghosts. Number seven, have order of ecclesia aka the father, the son, and the tramper keeper of souls with a z. Number six, aria of sorrow aka palayachi sad song.

[01:30:32] - [Aaron]
Number five Polyachi's that's such a stupid name.

[01:30:37] - [Gerry]
Taking a fucking

[01:30:38] - [Aaron]
Pokemon, dude. Yeah. Oh, number five, we have lament of innocence, aka grief up nice things. Number four, Portrait of Roy, aka Polaroid of Jonathan Charlotte. Jonathan Charlotte.

[01:30:56] - [Aaron]
Number three, we have bloodlines aka typo negatives.

[01:31:04] - [Mike]
Naturally.

[01:31:05] - [Treeky]
Naturally. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

[01:31:07] - [Aaron]
Number two, we have circle of the moon aka circumference of plan etary objects. And then

[01:31:13] - [Mike]
It doesn't really hit after type o negatives, does it?

[01:31:15] - [Treeky]
I I don't think anything's gonna hit after type no negatives. I'm not gonna lie.

[01:31:19] - [Gerry]
Type no negatives. I can't speak. Don't make

[01:31:22] - [Mike]
it in

[01:31:22] - [Treeky]
front of my dislikes it.

[01:31:23] - [Aaron]
Oh, okay. No. This one. Okay. Number one.

[01:31:26] - [Aaron]
This is this is the be all end all. Rando of Blood aka Randy of Buffalo Wild Wings. I'm just thinking of some, like, divorced stepdad who just like he's

[01:31:38] - [Treeky]
just He goes to Hooters to get some fucking Buffalo Wild Wings.

[01:31:42] - [Aaron]
Constantly at Buffalo Wild Wings watching football and just getting blasted drunk.

[01:31:48] - [Treeky]
Oh my god. I mean, with a name like Rondo of Blood?

[01:31:52] - [Aaron]
Randy of Blood?

[01:31:53] - [Treeky]
Randy of Blood? The u it's Ugata. That is I think this is the I think this is genuinely I gotta speak, but we gotta we gotta be a professional at some capacity.

[01:32:07] - [Gerry]
Dude, I

[01:32:08] - [Treeky]
I think this is the best titles for Castlevania list on the Internet.

[01:32:16] - [Aaron]
I think it is too. Konami should hire us. We're we're we're yeah.

[01:32:20] - [Gerry]
Yeah. They're really missing out on typo negatives. I

[01:32:24] - [Mike]
don't think anybody anybody approached this the way that we did. No. I don't think anybody tackled the tough subjects. Nope. Looked at number of syllables.

[01:32:34] - [Treeky]
I can tell you for sure. Oh, we we do we have to give our reasonings for why? Because at least Ari of Sorrow needs to have reason as to why it's six. We already did that. We we already split Sorry.

[01:32:45] - [Treeky]
I listen. I don't remember anything past

[01:32:47] - [Mike]
five It's recorded on it's recorded on the, yeah, it's on the Internet now. It's recorded. They heard us say it. Yep.

[01:32:53] - [Gerry]
This is true.

[01:32:54] - [Aaron]
This is beautiful.

[01:32:55] - [Treeky]
That's a beautiful list.

[01:32:57] - [Aaron]
That's our list. It's so beautiful. I love it.

[01:33:12] - [Mike]
And now Yep.

[01:33:13] - [Aaron]
And now it's time for the saddest part of the episode. We leave you a little something something, little little cool thing.

[01:33:21] - [Gerry]
Random recommended games.

[01:33:25] - [Aaron]
Random recommended games, baby. Here we are. So fuck. Who wants to go first? Because I totally forgot to prepare anything, but I've got a game on my head right now.

[01:33:34] - [Aaron]
Who wants to go first?

[01:33:36] - [Treeky]
Go first.

[01:33:36] - [Gerry]
Let Treecki go first before his brain shuts down.

[01:33:39] - [Treeky]
Yeah. I have been playing a most fascinating game known as the Oblivion remake.

[01:33:46] - [Gerry]
Oh, yes.

[01:33:47] - [Treeky]
Oblivion Oblivion's one of my favorite games of all time, or it's like in the top 10. And the fact that they released a remake of it, I came my pants a little bit.

[01:33:57] - [Gerry]
Nice. And made those pants paper mache.

[01:34:00] - [Treeky]
I made them paper mache. And I've been playing it, and I think that if anyone likes Bethesda games, if anyone likes RP or yeah. RPGs, that's a good that's a good recommended game.

[01:34:11] - [Gerry]
Hell, yeah.

[01:34:12] - [Aaron]
Yep. I like it.

[01:34:14] - [Gerry]
I can support it.

[01:34:17] - [Aaron]
I'm I'm I'm gonna get mine out of the way.

[01:34:20] - [Gerry]
Do it.

[01:34:21] - [Aaron]
I can't remember if I mentioned this on another episode or not, but Cooking Companions, it's if you like Doki Doki Literature Club and you like cooking, you're gonna like Cooking Companions. It's a visual novel, freaky as shit. It's it's just a group of five friends. You play this, like, nameless, faceless motherfucker that's just friends with these other people. And basically, your friends go out every day, forage for food.

[01:34:47] - [Aaron]
They bring it back to you. You cook it, and then boom, the day goes on. But eventually, you become trapped in this cabin, and there's, like, very little hope and shit just it starts off real happy and, like, real real Japanese y and, like, just just happy go lucky, but then very quickly becomes super dark. And there's lots of shit that

[01:35:11] - [Mike]
oh, I

[01:35:11] - [Aaron]
don't wanna talk about it anymore. Yeah. It's it's good. Go look up cooking companions. Okay.

[01:35:16] - [Aaron]
Maybe watch a playthrough. Go play it. I don't know. It's it's really, really cool. It's yeah.

[01:35:21] - [Gerry]
Yeah. What you told me about it kind of yeah. It definitely seemed like it could be up my alley.

[01:35:27] - [Treeky]
It piques the interest.

[01:35:28] - [Gerry]
Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep. I can get behind it. Mike.

[01:35:32] - [Gerry]
Hi. What do you got? What do you what do you what do you

[01:35:35] - [Aaron]
got going to see?

[01:35:36] - [Mike]
I'm doing I'm doing okay, guys. A little shy. No. Jesus Christ. So I'm a big fan of fishing games.

[01:35:48] - [Mike]
Do you guys like fishing games?

[01:35:49] - [Treeky]
Yes. Boy.

[01:35:50] - [Mike]
So I do play a lot of fishing games, but in the spirit of Castlevania, I thought I would bring a more horror type fishing game.

[01:36:00] - [Aaron]
Could you

[01:36:01] - [Mike]
play Dredge?

[01:36:01] - [Treeky]
I was, yeah, I was literally just gonna say Dredge. I haven't played it.

[01:36:04] - [Aaron]
It's on my wish list.

[01:36:05] - [Gerry]
I haven't either, but I've heard really good things.

[01:36:07] - [Mike]
Oh my god, guys. Guys. Guys. It's by team seventeen. Do you play worms?

[01:36:12] - [Treeky]
Really? Made by them? You serious?

[01:36:15] - [Mike]
Yeah. Wow.

[01:36:17] - [Gerry]
I did not know that.

[01:36:19] - [Aaron]
That's cool.

[01:36:20] - [Mike]
Anyway, awesome. I can't really talk about the story all too much because it it kinda kicks off right away. You're a sea boat captain. You just kind of wake up in a city. They're like, hey.

[01:36:31] - [Mike]
Your boat's all screwed up, but we'll fix it for you. The weird mayor's like, yeah, you just have to be our fisherman. We need we actually lost our fisherman. We need a new fisherman. And you're like, why did you lose a fisherman?

[01:36:41] - [Mike]
And the mayor's like, oh, shut the fuck up. That's why. They send you out to fish, and and it seems really normal. So then you go out and as you catch fish, you have to put them in your boat. But it's like Resident Evil four inventory style where you're like paying playing like backpack organizer to put all your fish into your boat.

[01:37:01] - [Mike]
So some fish fit different ways. Like, they're like L shapes, like Tetris and shit. Anyway, you come back, you sell the fish, and then it's a cycle of upgrading your boat and and catching more fish. But then stuff starts happening. You have a eyeball at the bottom of your screen, which is your, like, paranoia meter.

[01:37:18] - [Mike]
And as you fish at night or if you go too long without sleeping, it starts to get, like, big and, like, staring at your boat on the screen like a like a fourth wall break kind of. So then you, like, feel panicky and you gotta go back into town. So there's all sorts of stuff associated with that. Obviously, if it's a horror game, you eventually can start catching not fish, like, fucked up fish and other things in the ocean.

[01:37:44] - [Treeky]
I I know it's I don't know if this is too I was just gonna

[01:37:48] - [Mike]
say, I

[01:37:48] - [Treeky]
don't know if it's too much. I know that it it becomes a little Lovecraftian.

[01:37:53] - [Mike]
Hell, yeah. Mean, that's on the cover. Right? Art style is crazy Lovecraftian. Right from the like, the first couple fish you catch, you're like yeah.

[01:38:00] - [Mike]
Yeah. Yeah. There's sea monsters and shit. Yeah. But, yeah, it's on everything.

[01:38:05] - [Mike]
I think you can play it everywhere. Every system, it's on Steam. I'm pretty certain it's on mobile now.

[01:38:09] - [Gerry]
You can play it on your Nokia Ngage.

[01:38:12] - [Aaron]
Oh, damn. I fucking hope so. Yeah. Let me take out the fucking battery to swap games real quick. You can

[01:38:20] - [Mike]
play it in the theater while watching Cats. Cats twenty nineteen. Cats, jellicle cats. Jellicle cats. Jellicle cats.

[01:38:29] - [Aaron]
Jerry, what what game would you play while watching cats?

[01:38:32] - [Gerry]
Play any game while watching cats? Because I don't think I would watch cats. Unless it was, like, a full watch party. Like, if we all were, like, let's do, like, a a plex, like, share play.

[01:38:43] - [Treeky]
A super pod cats watch.

[01:38:46] - [Mike]
If you guys come to Wisconsin for my birthday, I will buy a movie theater out, and we will watch cats

[01:38:52] - [Aaron]
in the movie theater.

[01:38:53] - [Treeky]
I would love to do that.

[01:38:54] - [Mike]
Hell yeah. You got plenty of time. It's April. So you got till you got, like, a whole year

[01:38:59] - [Treeky]
I mean,

[01:38:59] - [Gerry]
next year, not

[01:39:00] - [Treeky]
saying no.

[01:39:01] - [Mike]
You gotta give.

[01:39:01] - [Gerry]
I'm not saying no. Things gotta get a little better maybe down your way, but, but my my my game, my random and recommended game. So I picked something up. I actually forgot that this was coming out as soon as it was. I had my sights set on this thing, and then I was I actually thought it it, like, got canceled for some reason.

[01:39:28] - [Gerry]
But do you guys know what the midnight walk is?

[01:39:33] - [Aaron]
No. Oh, yeah. That's yeah. That's that, like, Tim Burton, Nightmare Before Christmas looking game.

[01:39:38] - [Gerry]
A fucking look.

[01:39:41] - [Aaron]
I wanna play it, but it's only on PlayStation and PC. Not enough not enough

[01:39:48] - [Gerry]
Parker's making a fuck Jerry sign on his magic board. But, yeah, mid midnight rock is like a first person, like, puzzle y horror game that looks it's, like, fully made of, like, claymation, and it it looks like a Tim Burton movie. It sounds like a Tim Burton movie.

[01:40:13] - [Aaron]
Horrifying.

[01:40:13] - [Gerry]
And, like, there's, like, cool mechanics too. Like, you can close your eyes. Like, in the game, you hold yeah. Like, you you hold, like, left bumper to close your eyes. And when your eyes are closed, you can hear sounds a lot better.

[01:40:29] - [Gerry]
So it's like, they tell you up front, you should probably play this with headphones on or, like, an actual sound system. Mhmm. I am lucky. I have a full theater room, so I have, like, full surround sound, and it is wild. Like, just the the the sound depth is is crazy.

[01:40:49] - [Gerry]
And I haven't gotten very far in it because I had to go out of town, like, right as soon as I got it. And I was playing Claire x Claire obscure as well. And I didn't wanna start anything until I beat Claire obscure, but I'm gonna be diving in, like, headfirst in the next few days with

[01:41:07] - [Treeky]
Hell, yeah. It looks cool. I just looked it up.

[01:41:09] - [Gerry]
Very interesting.

[01:41:10] - [Mike]
Yeah. I was looking at the video too. It's pretty awesome.

[01:41:12] - [Aaron]
I wish my laptop would run it. I highly doubt my laptop could run it because I wanna fucking play it, I don't wanna go buy a PlayStation four.

[01:41:19] - [Gerry]
You fucking PC, dude. Just get a PC. You don't need a you don't

[01:41:23] - [Aaron]
need anything. Two, dude.

[01:41:25] - [Gerry]
As much as I like PlayStation and a lot of their games, you don't need a PS five. Like, unless you're like, oh, I need these PS five games, like, the day they come out. You don't need a PS five because that's the only reason I can think of

[01:41:40] - [Aaron]
That's true.

[01:41:41] - [Gerry]
Getting a PS five now.

[01:41:43] - [Treeky]
I play literally it's wanna say know something crazy. I play all of my consoles and all and all my PC, like, equally amount. The equal amount. I have an Xbox that I play all the time, a PS five that I play all the time, a Switch, and, like, my computer. Like, it's insane that I don't just stick with one.

[01:41:58] - [Treeky]
Also, it's not my Xbox. I have a different Xbox, but

[01:42:00] - [Aaron]
I'm kinda the same way. Yeah.

[01:42:03] - [Treeky]
I bounce between games like like crazy.

[01:42:06] - [Aaron]
Me too. And Jerry makes fun of me for it, but, I mean, I get it. I don't know. Variety gamer. It it's hard for me to stick to one game unless it really, really grabs me.

[01:42:14] - [Aaron]
Like, I mean, I finished the games.

[01:42:16] - [Treeky]
I usually finish what I do. I just Well

[01:42:19] - [Gerry]
No. Not for sure. No. No. Last week

[01:42:22] - [Mike]
How much have you played no no? Nubbies. Nope. Back to Nubbies. Yeah.

[01:42:24] - [Gerry]
That's what I'm saying. Like, last week, I'm, like, telling Aaron, like, dude, you gotta play Claire Obscura. You're gonna love this fucking game. And he's like, you ever wanna play Nubbies Number Factory? I was like, fucking no.

[01:42:35] - [Gerry]
Put that down.

[01:42:37] - [Treeky]
I wanna play Nubbies so bad.

[01:42:39] - [Aaron]
That's good. It's it's awesome, man. I put puzzle games, though. I put, like, thirteen hours into Claire obscure. Before that, I put, like, probably ten hours into Nubby, and then I don't know what I'm playing now.

[01:42:51] - [Aaron]
I've been taking around with this new fucking blog website. You'll get that. Anyway, that's we're done. That that's the episode. All we all got our game out.

[01:43:01] - [Aaron]
Mhmm. No. But talked about it, but it's his tank.

[01:43:04] - [Mike]
There's a there's an item there's an item called poop butt.

[01:43:07] - [Aaron]
Yeah. It's a little wii with feet. He's a little walking feet, man. That's great. And there's that fucking laser gun.

[01:43:13] - [Aaron]
It's poop it's poop from a show. Poop butt. You know

[01:43:16] - [Treeky]
what I played recently? Terri derail it. Iggy's wrecking balls.

[01:43:20] - [Gerry]
That sounds

[01:43:20] - [Aaron]
familiar. I feel like I know that.

[01:43:22] - [Treeky]
It's a 64 game. I

[01:43:24] - [Mike]
Classic on Ziggs four game. A classic n 64 game classic. Say it

[01:43:29] - [Aaron]
one more time, Mike.

[01:43:30] - [Treeky]
I call it one more time. Classic. I now wanna make a video that's that's called five n 64 games you regret buying or renting renting. Sorry. And Iggy is I like where their head was at, but it is such a bizarre game.

[01:43:47] - [Mike]
Was a ball.

[01:43:48] - [Treeky]
Yes. Well, that's the thing. Like, I'm just saying if I rented that game, I would have been so disappointed.

[01:43:53] - [Gerry]
It's kinda like the time that I rented Uniracers.

[01:43:56] - [Aaron]
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Speaking of bad games Yeah. That's it. Let's get

[01:44:01] - [Gerry]
the fuck out of here.

[01:44:02] - [Aaron]
That's that's the episode. I know we could talk forever and ever and ever, but

[01:44:06] - [Treeky]
Oh, yeah.

[01:44:07] - [Gerry]
I need

[01:44:07] - [Aaron]
to get more food. I haven't eaten a lot, but, yes.

[01:44:11] - [Treeky]
So open five hours.

[01:44:12] - [Aaron]
So, hey, listeners. Thanks for hanging out once more. Go check out superpodsaga.com. Go check out Shreeky on YouTube. He's on Instagram and Blue Sky and all that.

[01:44:22] - [Aaron]
Mhmm. Mike, he's also on Twitter and Blue Sky. Be sure to tune in next time. You're not on Twitter anymore or x or whatever? You're not there anymore?

[01:44:31] - [Mike]
No. I mean, my account's still there, but I haven't tweeted for, like, three months now.

[01:44:37] - [Treeky]
I guess because I'm on both, I just assumed.

[01:44:40] - [Aaron]
Good on you.

[01:44:41] - [Treeky]
That is that is that is very I I wanna say fuck it, but I'm so I'm in this, like, position where I need to grow. You know?

[01:44:51] - [Gerry]
Fair.

[01:44:51] - [Aaron]
I feel you, man.

[01:44:53] - [Treeky]
Yeah.

[01:44:54] - [Aaron]
Goddamn it. Be sure to tune in next time where Jerry accidentally eats an apple core an apple core and slowly devolves into a part man part tree abomination and burns down a nursing home.

[01:45:05] - [Gerry]
And That's gonna be

[01:45:06] - [Treeky]
a good one.

[01:45:07] - [Gerry]
Aaron, next time, we'll just, I don't know, figure out how to fucking get a podcast running in under two and a half hours.

[01:45:17] - [Mike]
Yeah. Not click his mouse.

[01:45:22] - [Aaron]
You can't even hear my mouse. Look look at this shit. Hang on.

[01:45:25] - [Gerry]
No. I can totally hear that.

[01:45:26] - [Aaron]
Can't hear it, can you? No. Whatever. Okay. Bye.

[01:45:30] - [Aaron]
Everybody say bye.

[01:45:32] - [Mike]
Bye, guys.

[01:45:33] - [Gerry]
Bye, Mike, say bye. I did.

[01:45:35] - [Aaron]
I said it. Thank you. Bye bye. Hi.