[00:00:00] Yeah, we were at the restaurant my dad works at and they had something on the menu called cake and eggs. I was like, whoa, what? No, it's pancakes and eggs. Cake and eggs? Could you imagine birthday cake and eggs for breakfast? Like, how do you like your cake? You like it raw? You like it over easy? Like my cake? I'll take my cake upside down. They just fucking flip the plate over real fast. Break that shit.
[00:00:27] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's start the show. Shall we? Mm-hmm. Yes, we shall. Okay. What it do, everybody? Hey, my name's Aaron. I can eat a whole pack of hot dogs way faster than you. And I'm Jerry. And if my PC keeps giving me trouble, I'm gonna donate myself to heaven. Oh no, please don't. You're listening to SuperPod Saga.
[00:01:00] That's right, everybody. Sanga de Amigo. SuperPod Saga de Amigo. That's the greatest collaboration of all time, to be honest. Whoa. Damn, you are in heaven. Holy shit. You really are? Jerry's face is just completely lit up by something. Like he is. Like he's ascending to heaven. I look like I'm trying to take an emo photo in like 2003. Jesus.
[00:01:29] Where they would just... Do you remember that? When people would take those pictures and they would just like white out their face. And like, I remember my girlfriend at the time would always do that. She'd take these emo ass pictures. And it was like... It wouldn't even look like you have a nose. It would be so just like white. That was like the thing. It's because I have these notes open. And it does not want to run in dark mode. Let's see if I can look. Oh yeah, because Google Chrome doesn't... Or not Google Chrome.
[00:01:56] Google Docs doesn't have dark mode unless you install a fucking extension, which is stupid. Like I'm not gonna install a whole ass extension just for that. You're crazy. I actually... I switched to Firefox recently. For all of my browsing. I've heard a lot of people talking shit about how the whole thing with like the terms of service. Like if you download Firefox, you're essentially just giving them access to all of your data all the time.
[00:02:26] Firefox? Really? I thought that... I always thought that Firefox was supposed to be really big on like privacy and security and shit. I thought so too. Let me tell this cat to fuck off. Hey, stop. Okay, he's good. Yeah, tell him. He's cool. Anyway, yeah, this is the greatest... Well, first of all, welcome back. Hey, it's me. It's Jerry. There's no guests. We're doing this thing again. We're as the greatest collaboration of all time. Good old Super Pod Saga.
[00:02:52] Jerry and I, we are on a quest to discuss every single video game topic in existence week by week. We've traveled to the void of space and we've rounded up every single... topic in existence. Even ones that don't exist yet. They existed in that void and we grabbed them. We even went to heaven for a little bit. That's how we come up with these amazing topics. Yeah, totally. Because we just have a supply straight from Jesus' teat.
[00:03:23] Milk and Jesus. No. Shit. Do the do, baby. Jerry, what's happening? What's popping, dude? What's popping? Yeah. Other than Jesus' dick. Dick. No, not his dick. His teat. Oh, shit. Just crank down on those teats. I bet he has a nipple ring. Dude. With like a cross hanging from him.
[00:03:54] I bet Jesus has one of those weird like nose rings with a chain that goes to your ear. Seems like a pretty Jesus thing. He's like, oh yeah, I'm working on my style. I'm trying to figure out who I am. I want to be less like my dad. And he's got like a trip pants on. He's got like a Captain Crunch t-shirt. I don't know. Could you imagine if he came back and then his whole, like it was like a Metroidvania thing
[00:04:20] where like he loses all his powers when he comes back and then he has to get them back? He has to get them back? Life. Oh my God. The ultimate roguelike. Oh my God. Patent pending. We need to make this game. There is a Jesus Metroidvania where he has to get all his powers back. It's like Hades, but with Jesus, it's just called like, I don't know, God, I guess. Cause yeah, God, I don't know. I don't know anything about the Bible. They're like, you see Noah there.
[00:04:51] Jesus gets his groove back. It's a Metroidvania. Oh, JC got his groove back. He's a brick. And then he just keeps calling up God being like, dad, dad, can I borrow 20? Chick-fil-A has a really good sale on right now. It's BOGO.
[00:05:17] Dad, dad, 7-Eleven has two for five combos. Can I please borrow 20? And he's just buying all 17 bags. And then God's all like mad and he's like, haven't you figured out, I thought you had the water to wine thing figured out. Like go, go do something. Turn it water into pepperoni combos. I'll have your finest cup of plain water, please. And he's just like, and he just does like a little wave over the thing.
[00:05:47] And then it's just a cup full of pepperoni. Oh, he does like some Criss Angel shit where he like pulls a needle up like underneath his eye. And he's like, he's like, he's got like the, the, the, like hangover shakes. He looks like he's jonesome for alcohol, but he's like, he pulls out a loaf of bread from his pocket. And it's just this like elaborate thing just trying to turn water into wine. Could you imagine if he came back and like, he didn't, he couldn't really, he was like, man, I don't think I got it in me to be like the savior or anything.
[00:06:16] He's like, I can still do sweet magic tricks though. And then he gets, he gets a show like mind freak dude. Remember how like mind freak, it always start off with Criss Angel just yelling like mind freak. Like he was just yelling at you. Jesus! Oh my God, dude. He fucking, he's live in Las Vegas. It's Jesus Christ.
[00:06:41] He's like, just trying to do it with some like leopard print, like vest. Walking on like, he's got a fucking cod piece, like a diamond and crust cod piece. Says J man on it. Oh, he's at the Bellagio just walking on the fountain water. Oh my God. Jesus! Jesus! He's like, okay, today what I'm going to do, I'm going to get in that barrel and I'm going to disappear. I'm going to, yeah.
[00:07:10] And he actually just gets in it and gets like teleported to heaven. He doesn't come back. Not until Easter Sunday. Like then, then you'll come back. He's like, oh, and I'm going to come back Easter Sunday. Oh my God. Christ pose. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. So super pod saga. Normally we talk about video game topics. Today we're talking about Jesus Christ. How JC got his groove back and then had, got his own network television show about magic.
[00:07:41] I would totally watch that. Him and probably Chris Angel. They probably look like the same fucking person side by side. I bet you Guy Fieri would make an appearance. Guy Fieri's like, comes out and says, watch me eat this whole hoagie in one bite. He's just like, accidentally eats a finger. He's like, that's money brother. I made limited edition Christ cupcakes. Ooh, hell yeah. Give me a Christ cupcake. Christ cake.
[00:08:11] Little crosses on them. Yeah. Christ cake. Oh boy. Maybe he's all mad at us and stuff. That's why he's not coming back. Maybe because it's like every year for Christmas, we're just buying each other gifts and we didn't even give him a cake. Not even one time. Oh yes. Everybody asks like, who is Jesus, but not how is Jesus or something. Yeah.
[00:08:41] No one's praying to me like, hey buddy, how you holding up? How you doing? J dog. Big J. Let's crack a lack it up there in space. Homie. How's the space cloud place? Yeah. Any Michaels? The dollar store Michael real quick. Micsicle or whatever.
[00:09:11] Micsicle. Oh no. My brain. Oh God. Cause like my brain usually goes to like hellscape situations. And I'm just picturing a Mike, Michael, Micsicle is like, it's just a guy with his like limbs bent the wrong way. He has wheels. People like demons are riding him around. Oh my God. I was picturing that one episode of South Park where Mr. Garrison invented that one bike
[00:09:39] where it looked like he was jerking two dudes off. And then sucking off. I imagine that, but like with all Michaels. Like just different dudes named Michaels. They were like circle bikes or something, right? Yeah. Yeah. God himself is like from this, from here on and henceforth, all men by the name of Michael shall be used as public transportation. Yeah. What year is your Michael? Slaps the top of the Michael.
[00:10:09] Oh, this motherfucker can fit so much spaghetti in it. Oh, so many dollar tree cans of SpaghettiOs. Oh my God. So like one more thing before we move on to what the fuck the topic is. So like, like when they go to. Welcome to the Jesus episode. We're going to give you his origin story. So like. His parents didn't be killed though.
[00:10:39] You know when they go to like. Like the holy shit. Those like weird feeder things. They give a horse where it's like, it's like attached to their face. And it's like a can of like oats or whatever. It's like one of those. But SpaghettiOs for all Michaels. Cause they're, they're all, they all share this affinity for SpaghettiOs per God himself. Like that's just a thing. Oh man. Oh God. Anyway. Anyway, switch, switching gears.
[00:11:09] We're this week. Switching gears on our Mike's goals. Kicking our Mike's goals into overdrive. Into low gear, baby. We're going all. We're going all to rain. We're going all to rain, Michael. Put your Michael in four by four mode. It's time for Super Pod Saga. Dude, that needs to be a t-shirt.
[00:11:37] It's just a man on all fours. This week. Oh God. This week, folks. That's it. That's the show. That's there. We are. All 20 minutes.
[00:12:06] We had a topic prepared and I can assure you it wasn't anything to do with Jesus. Oh, I gotta breathe like I'm going into labor. We got a fucking ambulance, but it's on Michael and he's got like a little, little siren on top. Like, wee-oo, wee-oo. He's just like, Scooby-Doo noises while he's running on all fours. He's got a rope around his waist that's just dragging like a box behind him. He's like, yeah, that's where you go.
[00:12:35] And then he has to drag people around in the box. Or like a GT or something. GT? My wife's going into labor. Yeah, pop her on this GT real quick. We'll get to the hospital. Let me hit the nitrous on this Michael. And then you just fucking slap him in the ass or whatever. He's like, hey! Or whatever Michael's saying. Oh my God. I picture this as like a Family Guy skit. Like a Family Guy little vignette.
[00:13:04] Far more demonic and depraved, though. Well, I guess Family Guy's already out. Whatever. We are helping these Michaels. We're putting them in jobs. That's right. Yeah. All Michaels, hit us up. If you need a job, hit us up. We'll start a union. Start something. Start a union? Yeah, yeah. So this week, went off the cuff on this one. I had a pretty long fucking weekend. This week, we're going to build the ultimate console. We're going to build the perfect console for Super Pod Saga.
[00:13:33] We're going to come up with what it looks like, the name of it, describe the controllers. And then we're just going to make up games of different genres for it. We'll base them off of existing properties. We'll make them whatever the fuck. I don't know. We'll kind of make it up as we go. But yeah, we're going to make our own Super Pod Saga console. Yeah. Because we, both of our grandparents had the same exact time. They left us a good amount of money. They were both really tight with Jesus Christ. We both, we kept it tight for Jesus Christ.
[00:14:01] Therefore, we get their Jesus Christ money. And yeah, we're going to put all this money into a cool console. Everybody's going to buy it. It's going to be great. And there's five nickels that they found underneath a pew at church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect console. We're doing it first. So Patreon, I know I said I put that $1 tier in there. Didn't make any sense. I took it out and it's just two or four, two or $4 a month now. Everything's pretty much the same. Yep. Ko-Fi is still there. If you don't want to pay monthly, drop us a buck or two or three, whatever you want.
[00:14:30] Drop us 50 cents. I don't care. And make sure to leave us a review or rating wherever you're listening to us at. And also go listen to Super Ghost Radio and visit superpotsocket.com. Go do all of that. Yeah. Go buy a cool Super Ghost Radio t-shirt from Jerry. Please. You can. The world can be yours. With a Super Ghost Radio t-shirt. And get a cool Super Ghost Radio decal for your Michael. Just slap it right on his fucking face.
[00:15:00] Oh. I love how we've ruined the name Michael now forever. And we've ruined Bradley. We've. Oh, yeah. We're not on a quest to discuss every topic in existence. We're on a quest to just ruin everybody's names. We're here to ruin everybody's lives. Just wrecking lives. Super important breaking news. Here we go. Tell me about it. Nintendo Switch Online.
[00:15:28] They're delisting their first ever game from the SNES lineup. It's Super Soccer. I was expecting hentai. Immediately expecting hentai. Go on. I think from what I've read in the comments, in between people bitching about stupid garbage, I think it's just because of like Nintendo did publish it back in the day, but it was some other team that developed it. And it's just like a licensing thing, I think. I haven't done any real research into it because, I mean, too much. Don't have the time.
[00:15:58] But yeah, that's wild, man. Sounds like you're getting a little emotional there. Are you excited about the displacement of Super Soccer? Does it bother you? Very. No, no. I had a Red Bull burp stuck in my throat and it fucking burned. But no. That's just, it's nuts, man. Maybe they just need to call it Super Football. Just switch it around. Change the name. Super Futbol. Who are they kidding?
[00:16:24] Who's buying a Switch in 2025 with the hopes and dreams that one day they'll be able to play Super Soccer on their Nintendo Switch? Just go emulate that. Play it for 30 seconds and go, wow. I saved all this money not buying a Switch for this. Or, I mean, I'm sure you can buy it cheap. It's got to be a cheap game. Like, I can't foresee Super Soccer being that expensive. I'm glad that you asked.
[00:16:52] Time to play the game. We are going to go to price charting because that is another source that is straight from the teat of G's. So, alright. Let's play the game. Let me see your hands. Sir. Please. Tell me.
[00:17:14] What do you think a loose copy of Super Soccer for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System costs in 2025? The year of our lord. The year of our lord, Michael. A loose copy has to be 40 bucks. 45. 45. Okay. You are way off. It is appropriately priced at $9.41.
[00:17:42] And that is the height of its price. If we look at November 2007, it was priced even, I would say, even more appropriately. At 99 cents. Ooh. Yeah. Maybe that's why it's being delisted. Nintendo is like, dude. Like, just go. We're going to be cashing out on this. Yeah. Please buy a copy of Super Soccer. Please. Nobody else is. Please. Yeah.
[00:18:12] You don't. You don't have to. You don't need that. Yeah. Go buy Mega Man Soccer. That's also not a great game. But it's Mega Man. And soccer. It's a combination that, again, our lord and savior, Jesus Michael Christ. He would want us to own and play over and over. Jesus H Christ. The H stands for hairy. The H stands. What's an H band? I can't think of an H band. Hair metal. Jesus hair metal. Headstrong. Jesus headstrong.
[00:18:44] When Jesus is walking out of that cave that he died in, he's like, headstrong, I'll take you. No. No, no. That band is trapped. I know. But I'm imagining that Jesus walking out of that. If they did a movie. To that song. Yeah. You see the boulder moving? It's like. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Wait. Hang on. Let's do this for a second. Okay. What? What? What? I'm just picturing now. Okay. We decide.
[00:19:14] Jesus is like intro music. Kind of like. You know. Like if he was like. Like a wrestler. But it's him coming out of the tomb. If Jesus was a wrestler. Descending from the heavens. In this call of light. If Jesus was a wrestler. Okay. Now that. That sentence alone should be enough to get your imagination just sparkling here. Dude. If Jesus was a wrestler. I want. I want. Like. You know.
[00:19:44] Like the backdrop of like when they come out. When it's usually like fireworks and shit. I just want it to be a big stone that moves to the side. And then he comes out. And it's like. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies. Let the bodies. Floor. And then Jesus is like. He's like jumping around. He's like. Yeah. Fuck yeah. He's like. He's twiggy as shit. Like he's not at all ripped. He's the exact opposite of ripped.
[00:20:12] But somehow he's able to like fuck up all of his opponents. He just stares at him. He gives him one of these. He's like. And then they just fall over because he's Jesus. Yeah. His only. The only downside is like if he tries to block. Like a hit. The hand goes right through the hand. Like the fist goes right through the hand. Like. Just like. It just bends it all the way back. It snaps off his fucking glass bones and paper skin. But he can use them though. Like. Cause.
[00:20:41] Like with the holes. He just like. Neatly fits him over his opponent's ears. And then like. He has more of a grip on their head. That's good. Then he's just doing like Jesus head butts. He does the ghost rider thing. Like. He's like stares into their face. Like. What is the thing he does? Like. Uh. Feel sorry for this. Or whatever the fuck ghost rider does. Actually. I. I changed my mind. I don't want my Jesus coming out to. Bodies by drowning pool. I would have loved to see him come out to.
[00:21:11] 96 quite bitter beings by CKY. Jesus Christ. Can you imagine? Have him come out to. Or. Or he just comes out. Sucking all my titties like you want to be gone. Ass up. Face down. Ass up. That's the Jesus I know and love. Oh man. I gotta get Jesus on the show sometime.
[00:21:40] Oh shit. That's it for news. I didn't have anything else. Well I was gonna. I was gonna chime in on some news. Okay. Newsflash. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. Unreal Engine 5. Can suck my entire asshole. Oh. I hate this thing. This isn't even news. But I just feel like this. It fits in here.
[00:22:06] It fits perfectly like a cylinder would into Jesus's palm. I was gonna say into his butthole. Oh no. No Aaron. Damn. We don't take it there. Damn. Talking about Jesus the wrestler. Jesus is mind free. The perfect man. That's one thing. Yeah. But I hate Unreal 5. I've been wanting to play Avowed. You know. I've been liking what I've played of Avowed. But let me tell you man. That game's on that Unreal 5.
[00:22:36] And it sucks. It sucks that it's on. And the game doesn't suck. It sucks that the game is made with this engine. Because I have had nothing but trouble. And I don't know how Unreal 5 really runs on consoles. Because I've. I don't think I've ever. I don't know if I've played too many games that run on Unreal 5 on console. So I don't know how it's running for you. Because you're playing on Xbox right? Yeah. Series X? Yep. Yeah.
[00:23:06] How's it running? It's been totally fine for me. No. I will. When there's a lot of people on screen. And there's a lot of explosions and attacks and shit happening. Sometimes it can stutter. I haven't. That hasn't happened a whole lot. Usually I kill things way too fast. For there to be too many things on screen. I ended up. And this is. I mean this is like PC talk. But like. I ended up. Turning off DLSS. Because it runs better without DLSS. Which should not be.
[00:23:36] That should not be. Should never be. Games should always run better with DLSS. With the upscaling. But. Yeah. I turn it off. Runs better. So. Yeah. I hate. I hate Unreal 5. I hate it. What's your play style been like so far? Are you like a. Like a guns guy. A wizard guy. I got a. I got like a. Really long range. Like musket. Kind of thing. That I've been using for range. Yeah. And then I'm sword and shield. Hell yeah. When I get up close. I just.
[00:24:06] Just before we started this. When I was just kind of. Sitting around. Doing nothing. I was playing some Avowed. And I. I killed three bears. Hell yeah. Fuck them bears. The combat's really good. I like it. That's awesome man. Only the game performed well. That's all I ask. I was listening to. I think it was the most recent episode. Of our boys from fine time. Oh. I think. Steve did the same kind of build. Where he does sword and shield. And then. Musket for his other one.
[00:24:36] I do. I'm a two handy boy. I do a two handy. For my. Up close and personal shit. And in real life. People handies. Yeah. So I got so tight with Jesus Christ. And. My other. My other loadout. Is I have a. One handed sword. And a. And a griboire. So I'll do like some. Quick attacks with the sword. And then cast some spells. For my range shit. But. Yeah. Great fucking game. Yep. It's good. Good.
[00:25:25] On to. The topic though. Yeah. We're going to launch our very own gaming console. Not really. This is all just a joke. Before anybody goes. Like. Hey. Fake news. Fucking stop. I don't know. Whatever. Yeah. Fuck them. Look it up. You see. Yeah. We're launching our own console. Hey. What should we name? If we did come up with a console. What should we name it? Like. The brand would be. Like.
[00:25:56] This. I was. I was thinking about this. In a. Funnier. Vision. Prior to this podcast. But now I'm like. If I was really to do this. I. I wouldn't even call it. Super pod. Nothing. I would call it. The saga. The saga. Yeah. Because it's kind of like. It's a little bit of a. It's like a rip off of. Sega. Right. But like. Yeah. It's not a Sega. It's kind of like.
[00:26:25] If the dollar tree had Sega. This is what it would be. It would be a saga. The super saga. No. Oh. Well it's not a pod. It's not a podcast. It's just the super saga. Super saga. So that. That's our brand. Is. Is. Super. No. We just. We skipped. Calling it. Just anything regular. And we just went to. The super saga. That works. The saga. The super saga. Okay. That does sound good.
[00:26:55] Or we can be like lazy. Because like. There's so many people that like. Start a business. And they're like. I'm just going to put it as my name backwards. And then they put like. Their name backwards. Or like. If they're in like. Like a partnership. It would be like. It's. It's like my name. And his name. But like. Put together. And people. J. Ryan. Juran. Entertainment. Yeah.
[00:27:25] So we could just call it like the. The. Re-puss. Ew. Hell yeah. The re-puss. Yeah. That. That. That. That just rolls off your tongue. Right. And it's like. Mom. Mom. Can I get a re-puss? For Christmas? Your mom's like. Fucking what? Pardon me? The re-puss. Dopp. Dopp. I want to get some kind of geometric shape in there too. Because like. There's the cube. The re-puss. Dopp.
[00:27:56] Hexagon. I want to do a pyramid dude. The game pyramid. The dopp. Dopp pyramid. The re-puss pyramid. The re- The puss. Pussramid. Repussramid. The tomb. No. No. I don't want it. You don't want a pyramid? I don't know. I feel like a pyramid shape. Would be cool at first. But like. You know. When I think about like.
[00:28:25] Cool looking consoles. You know what was a slick looking console? PS2? That was a slick. It was okay. Keep going though. Slicker. 360. I actually thought the 360 looked like. I don't know. It looked like. Not super slick. Slick. Super slick. The GameCube. The GameCube is a very slick looking console. I do like a GameCube. Slicker. Dreamcast.
[00:28:56] Dreamcast. Also very slick. Just tell me please. Dude. I don't know where I'm going with this. You fucking have. You gotta be fool. I thought there was going to be some like. Grand reveal to like. Oh. I think the. The PS1. Like the actual PS. Not the original PlayStation. The PS1. Is the slickest console ever made. No. It's the. Street Fighter 2. On Tiger Electronics. The fucking.
[00:29:25] It's a slick console. The Sonic the Hedgehog. Like McDonald's toys. That's the best game of the year. Fucking. It won a Grammy for a best writing. Grammy. Oh my God. Yeah. I would. I don't. I don't want it to be a rectangle shape. I would like it to just be. I want. I want a console. That's like a sound bar. That. That's cool.
[00:29:54] That acts as a sound bar. So like just like this long ass rectangle. That spans across your entire living room. Like you gotta. You gotta like tear down a wall to get this thing into your house. Gotta like. They gotta use like. You know when. You see like those TV shows where it's like. No. Like you know. You know like. Not a crane. But like you know those TV shows where it's like. I'll have 40 pounds and I can't get out of bed. And they gotta get like a whale carrier. To like lift them out.
[00:30:24] Through their like. Whale carrier. Look. I'm just saying. Like this is the thing that is shown on TLC. Or. On naked and afraid. Or whatever the fuck those shows are called. Naked and 400 pounds afraid or whatever. Naked and I'm afraid of 400 pounds. But yeah. It's like that. Like you gotta have this thing like lift. Like air lifted in. Oh my. To your house. God. Yes. It's just this monolithic. Like.
[00:30:54] Crazy rectangle. The monolith. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Just. The repus dop monolith. I'll write it down. The repus dop monolith. I spelled a monolith on accident. Can I get a monologue? Oh my God. The monologue.
[00:31:22] That would be the monolith. And then the controllers are called the monologues. Yeah. The monologue. The controller monologues. Should we have it be like. Should it be like two kind of separate controllers? Like the joy cons. Or like the. The Wii. And the nunchuck. Or should it be like. Man we're fucking up. We don't. We. We shouldn't even be calling this repus dop. It should be dopper pus. Dopper pus. Dopper pus. Oh yeah. Stop being such a dopper pus. Yeah. So the dopper pus monolith.
[00:31:52] That's what's up. Beautiful console. Yeah. I gotta get a fucking air. Gotta allow like. Fucking 15 to 30 business days. For it to be airlifted into your house. You have to have like. It doesn't even like plug into a. A conventional like. Plugin. It's. You have to have like a manufactured like. From. Our company. Have to come in and like install like. You know. Like. You know like a washer and dryer. Like. Yup. Like the.
[00:32:21] The giant. It's like bigger than that. And also. It's European. So like. It's only the European style one. So it's like all upside down. Kind of backwards and shit. Oh my fucking God. Yeah. And once you plug it in. You can't unplug it. Like if they have to bulldoze your house. This thing stays. Like. They'll level the entire ground. But then there will just be like this. The monolith will stay. Yeah. Like. This land comes with. 42 acres. And a fucking monolith. And a dopper pus monolith.
[00:32:53] Oh my God. Yeah. It's everything. It's waterproof. It's earthquake proof. Proof. Volcano proof. You can piss on it. You could piss on it. It's a. It's an act of God proof. So if God smites you with a lightning bolt. It's that proof. It also has like an AI thing built into it. Oh. An AI assistant. It is. But it's based off the super FX chip off of the super Nintendo. So it like. It. It's. It can converse with you. But it's like. Every time you ask someone. It's like. Hey. Can.
[00:33:23] A dopper pus monolith. Tell me the weather. And it's like. The doppy. Yeah. That's the. That's the. The AI's name. It's a doppy. Or. Or pussy. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. But. Yeah. So it has AI. It's waterproof. Piss proof. It's. Like. Anything proof really. Because it's indestructible. It's a huge ass console. Now. It's got a sound bar. Baked in sound bar. Yeah. So like.
[00:33:52] You automatically get upgraded to. The best sound quality. In the universe. Yeah. You've heard of Dolby Atmos. Now. It's. Dopper. Puss. Puss most. Puss. Yeah. Yep. Mm. Yeah. There we go. Pussy. And then. So. The. The way. The. The way that the games. Come. For this thing. Oh. God. I didn't think about this.
[00:34:21] Yes. Please continue. Sorry. So. You know. There was. There was some hard debates. Whether or not. And it's still getting worked out. Whether or not we want it to be. Cartridge based. Because I mean. If you think about the switch. The switch is still cartridge based. And I think cartridges work just fine. Yeah. I don't. I feel like in the meetings. It didn't go over well. When we brought up. CDs. A couple people did die. In the. And I'm not even.
[00:34:51] I'm not even talking about. Like Blu-ray. Discs. I'm talking about like. CDs. Like CDRs. Like. We just. Get a plan going. And then someone. Reminded us that. No. That's what. That's what Sega did with the Dreamcast. And that's why that. Console failed. So we're going to avoid doing that. Like. We're not going to use CDRs. We're not going to use Blu-rays. We're not using cartridges. This thing. Which. By the way. Collector's Dream. There is no digital store. You cannot buy anything digitally. Yeah.
[00:35:21] So the AI is kind of useless. Like you could be like. Hey. I want to buy the newest. Monster Hunter for the monolith. And they'd be like. Nope. You get your ass to the nearest dollar tree. That's where you're going to find a copy. And it's not even going to be Monster Hunter. It's going to be like. Pistachio Hunter or something. Like it'll be like. Pistachio Hunter. Why not pistachios? Pistachios. Pistachios are good. Well the. Now hang on. Hey. Real quick. Top three nuts go. Okay. Macadamia. Pistachio. Top?
[00:35:51] Macadamia on the top. The tippy top. They're good man. I mean. I like a macadamia nut cookie. Macadamia nuts are good. But I don't know about like. Eating a jar of them. Eating a jar of nut. Cashews. Well. Hang on there. Cashews are good. Cashew. Yeah. Depends on the. If they're salted. It's good. They're really good. If they're plain. They're pretty plain. Yeah. You can get. You can get those packs at gas stations. Where it's like. They have dill pickle flavored ones. They have the like. Oh.
[00:36:21] Brown sugar ones. Those are good. Brown sugar. Yeah. Brown sugar and cinnamon. Yeah. Yeah. So top of your. Top of your nut list. Is a macadamia nut. A nut list. I think so. No. Fuck it. Pistachios on top. Pistachio. Pistachios are good. Pistachios are way too good. Yeah. I think on the top of mine. Is a honey roasted peanut. Oh. I didn't know that counted. Fuck. Yeah. Shit. Yeah.
[00:36:50] Those are good. Honey roasted peanut man. I'm all about it. They hurt my fucking teeth. But yeah. I also like like wasabi almonds and like dill pit. The hot dill pit. Like Costco has those hot dill pickle dusted almonds or something. Is it. Yeah. Is it almonds? I'm pretty solid. Yeah. I think it's all. They can do that in like everything. Like I've had the the the dill pickle cashews before. Never had like dill pickle almonds before. But that's really fucking good too. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:37:19] I like a good nut. Yeah. Nut list. Wee. Wee. But no. Yeah. So the Doppy the AI assistant. He can also he can be like hey Doppy play me a fucking game. And he'll be like got Roger that launching game. And then it'll be like the most obscene sounds on the planet of Earth. It'll be like the sounds of somebody getting fucking sawed in half. And then your game launches or something. Yeah. Yeah. That's another thing too.
[00:37:49] The the like the UI. It's just it's the most it's like Windows 8. It's just something really fucking unmanageable and like hard to get through. So it's all based on Windows 8. Okay. There's tiles everywhere. I also picture like the the UI is not controlled by the controllers. It's controlled with like you. So here's the thing.
[00:38:15] We didn't have the budget to really like we spent a lot on the like the the coating of this thing and manufacturing to to make sure that like the piss doesn't stain it and stuff like that. And like make sure it's weatherproof. Make sure it's really heavy. Like just these were things that we focused on. But the one thing that we kind of skipped out on is when we were designing the UI. It was supposed to be all like motion sensed. We didn't have the funds.
[00:38:44] So you will have to go find a 360 connect in order to use the menus. And I assure you it works fine. Yeah. To bring up as an example to bring up your game library, you have to put your hands on the back of your head and stretch downward and then arc your neck in a way that it hurts a little bit the first time you do it. But if you do it like several times a day, it's fine.
[00:39:13] It's not a big it's not that big of a deal. Like I don't know why everybody thought it was such a big deal when we were pitching this. It's just like doing downward dog, but you have to do it standing up with your arms on the back of your head and then you kind of like snake your body in a really unnatural position. But I think it's good for our health. I think it definitely helps with that. And then while you're in your game library, you have to stay in that position, by the way, in order to keep the game library open.
[00:39:43] So when you want to navigate to a game, you have to use your elbows and left is right and right is left like it's inverted controls. So it's just something that you got to get used to. Oh, and don't forget when you want to power off the console. You want to power off the console. You want to power off the console. You don't get the fetal position and scream for five straight minutes.
[00:40:12] You have to scream power off like repeatedly or power on or power off. You have to scream that repeatedly for five solid minutes. And after a while, it'll turn it on or off. Just curling up and crying power on, power on, power on, power on, power on, power on, power on. Oh, man. When you want to launch a game, you have to thrust your pelvis.
[00:40:42] Ugh. Fuck. Every time you go to select something, you have to do a thrust. But you still have to stay in downward dog with standing. God forbid you want to leave a game because then you have to fucking. So then you have to. Oh, my God. What's that? You have to floss. Oh, there you go. Yeah. To get out of the game, you have to floss.
[00:41:12] To pause the game, you have to fucking dang yourself. Well, no. We did make it a lot easier to get like to bring up like the overlays. You just got to do a real quick cartwheel. And then the overlays just kind of come up. But you have to. You have to do the cartwheel. Like you kind of got to dial in your cartwheel. A little bit. Because if you do it too fast, it'll reset the console. That's a safety precaution.
[00:41:41] Because, you know, because the monolith, as you know, it's indestructible. It's not overheat proof. It can overheat. So if you do things too fast, it'll overheat and turn off and give you the red light of death. Where like literally of death, it'll shoot off a laser beam and annihilate your house. It's like the guardians in Breath of the Wild. It's like. Error. Fucking.
[00:42:13] Yeah. You don't want to piss these monoliths off. We fucking transform into a death robot. Like error. Please fix me. Leveling your house. Please send me in for repairs. And the people are just like doing downward dog standing up. Like. Brilliant idea. You contact support. You know, you go on like chat on. Was it.
[00:42:42] Doprepis.net. Or no. Doprepis.edu. You go to the website. Talk to chat. They're like. Gov. Gov. You can contact support. They're like. Okay. Well, yeah. You expect a response within like 24 hours. And then a fucking SWAT team like bust through your fucking ceiling and windows and shit. They're like freeze. And then they start just blasting your Doprepis monolith. Like. There's got like the energy rifles.
[00:43:09] Like some Terminator 3 style shit. Yeah. It's not a big deal. I don't know why people keep saying it's a big deal, but it's not. Test groups were fine. We only had one death. The monolith pays for itself, people. The thing is, though, people have never experienced the type of game technology that is built into these games.
[00:43:34] And I'm happy to reveal that the way that games are put into the monolith, they kind of come. You know, like. You know those like jars of like slime that kids buy? So we got inspired by these. And essentially, the games are made out of this gelatinous ooze that you take out of its little cup and you just place it onto the monolith.
[00:44:01] We're not allowed to disclose what kind of technology this is, but it gets absorbed into the monolith from the top. But you have to be very, very careful because the length of the monolith has been specifically set that there's coordinates on the monolith for every single game that you get. It's not marked. So you kind of like you just have to kind of like check the Internet.
[00:44:26] And if there's no if there's no information in the wiki, you're just going to kind of have to guess until you get the right thing. Monolith wiki. Yes. And you just kind of lay that ooze on the top and then it gets absorbed. Now, if it doesn't absorb to the right spot for the right game, you can just do a quick gesture with your body that will reset it so that it shoots the ooze back up. And what that is, it's like it's kind of like you remember shake weights. Oh, yeah.
[00:44:56] You like you put your hand up like this, like a nice like a fist and you just do like a shake weight a few times at kind of like you're shaking. Like it's kind of like, ha ha ha. I'm mad at you. Give me back my ooze. But you do it like this way. And then as you're doing it, the faster that you do it, the more that will come back out because sometimes it doesn't give you the full amount of ooze back. So it's like a recycling phase. So you just keep doing that until the ooze comes back out.
[00:45:22] And then eventually, once the ooze is all back out and you've essentially, I guess, for a lack of better terms, because marketing said that sounds a lot like ejaculation. We were like, whatever. You guys are the sticklers here. And we said, it's just you you're receiving your game back. It's a it's a it's like a it's you're receiving it. Yeah. So it's it's again, if you're if you're sitting at home and you're like, this is all insane. No one's going to do it. It's not a big deal. It's not that big. It's not a big deal.
[00:45:51] That's the slogan for the console, too. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. But the thing is massive. Yeah, but it's not a big deal. Like, just let's not forget, like if if if something does happen to your console, like say it gets bricked and you want to do a factory reset or something, you'll have to go to wherever the fuck you go to get like a brand new kernel or whatever the fuck for for Linux.
[00:46:15] And you'll download this whole this whole thing, this whole like Linux kernel and like program it from like step by step program, basically an entire Linux PC. And you'll have to code so much shit. And then you'll have to transfer that via goo to the monolith. So so what you do, what you do to install it is you got to get a rub the monolith right on the right in the middle, right in the very middle. Go like this. Give it one of these couple times. You have to coat your hand in the goo first. Like get it everywhere.
[00:46:44] Rub it around like that. Then a circular motion like a wax on kind of thing. And then you give it a couple of these like you twist the knobs on the front of the monolith. Hang on. Hang on. I'm getting. Yeah, I'm getting a phone call. Okay. Yes. So it appears. Yeah. Okay. Got it. They're dropping the goo. They don't want to do the goo. We are. We are reverting back to cartridges. Shit. Okay. Now, the good thing is they're very portable. Very portable.
[00:47:14] They're about the size of a grain of rice. So just don't. Don't. It's not a big deal. It's not that big of a deal. You just have to be very careful with them. They don't even come in cases. We are influenced by like a lot of retro stuff. And we spend a lot of time on price charting and giving each other quizzes of, you know, what games are, you know, what their worth is loose. And that's kind of the way that we're going to go with this. All games are just loose. Like you just go into a GameStop and they just have like a pile of them. They're just there.
[00:47:43] I mean, think about it. Think how much space we're going to save when these games are the size of a grain of rice. So many games in that one bin. So many games. They're in a jar. Like here's a jar of the new Jesus Christ Metroidvania. And it's just a jar full of little grains. But the grain, if you look at them, they are cartridges. And then you just lay them on top of the monolith. They said that they fixed it. You can just lay the grains anywhere on the monolith. Oh, yeah.
[00:48:13] Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it installs the game via osmosis or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. It's something like that. Yeah. That's cool. That's cool. Should we, before we get to talking about the games or anything else, do you want to take a quick ad break? Yes. We'll be right back. Hey, Jerry, do you, are you tired of food? Tired all the time, man.
[00:48:43] Lay it on me. Are you tired of food with flavor and or a nice shape? Let me, the ad idea, it's no name brand slop. We're going back to no name brand slop. That's today's sponsor. No name brand slop. It's slop from no name. The brand has no name. You can't sue them. You can't complain. Nothing. There's no way to contact them. There is no name. No legal team. No support team. No nothing.
[00:49:10] And slop, you know, it's just that just slap it onto a table or not a table. Well, yeah, either directly off a table because, yeah, I don't know. And like, contrary to popular belief, you can transport slop in your pockets. That is a way you can transport it in. You know, the little pocket that sometimes you get on jeans that doesn't really. It's like a coin pocket. The slop hole. Yeah, that's your slop hole.
[00:49:38] You just deposit your slop into that little hole. And it also, it keeps you from overeating too. Because I don't know about you, but I can eat a lot of slop. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, another cool thing about no name brand slop. It's, uh, it doesn't stick to things. So like, it doesn't. Double NBS. Use the, use the, in the, in the ad read. We're supposed to say double NBS. No name brand slop. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Double NBS. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No name brand slop. Yeah. Double NBS. Yeah.
[00:50:07] It doesn't stick to your table. It doesn't stick to your hands. Doesn't stick to your pockets. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. It does stick. It sticks to your hands. You can edit. You can edit that out. It sticks to your hands. Remember, we tried it. Remember, we, we got the free thing. Oh, and I, I nearly suffocated. That's right. I nearly suffocated. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. So, it does stick. What? Okay. Never mind. Another cool thing about no name brand slop. It, it, it is completely neutral. Neutral color.
[00:50:37] Neutral flavor. What flavor? It's neutral. God damn it. Completely 100% neutral. You can combine it with anything you want. You can add little bits of like strawberry and it'll just taste like a fucking strawberry. You can add cinnamon. It'll taste just like cinnamon. Whatever you add to it, it'll taste like that because totally neutral. Just like our man, Jesus Christ. No, he's not neutral. I don't know. Um, you can also take it to a, uh, a function as a plus one.
[00:51:05] Uh, it does, it does act as a plus one. Uh, and I've, I've heard that it gives about five HP back. That's usually what it, what it gives back. So, I mean, we don't want you to overeat on your slop, but you can't, you can break it down. Um, you can break it down. Throw it in your, throw it in your, your slop pocket and then, uh, yeah, your slop hole and, uh, yeah, transport it to a venue.
[00:51:33] Uh, go see like a tiller or something. Bring it as your plus one. Your plus one. Oh yeah. Cause it's just like how yogurt is made up of like active cultures. Uh, no name brand slop. It's got those active cultures. It's technically a living thing. Uh, technically it, it can think it, that could speak. If you teach it to, um, you could, you could mold it. You can mold your, your double NBS into the shape of like a person.
[00:52:02] And it definitely don't want to handle it too, too much. You want to get it in that slop hole like pretty quickly. It's either, it's either going in your slop hole or your mouth hole. Like is either one of the two. You pick one because if you, if you handle it too much, it is going to attach to you like a symbiote. And then you are going to be, you will become a slop symbiote. Dude. Slop venom. Slop them. Rock them. Slop them.
[00:52:31] Rock them. Slop them robots. It's like a, like Sandman from Spider-Man, but it's slop slop man. Isn't that just a, isn't there a Batman villain like that? Clay, the clay guy. Clay face. So yeah, slop face. That's my favorite. Slop face. That's what they used to call me in high school. Have one of those sloppy faces. Don't take it as an insult though. If someone says you got a sloppy face, you just best be taking that as compliment and go about your day.
[00:53:00] Just keep walking down the right side of the sidewalk. That's right. Yeah. Avoid that. Well, no, don't avoid slop. Embrace it. Slop is the future. Double NBS. Yeah. Double NBS. Yes. Walking to oncoming traffic. I don't care. Yeah. That's, that's the slogan too. Walking oncoming traffic. I don't care. No, here, here's the slogan. Double NBS. I had it for a second. Oh yeah. Put it in your holes. Double NBS. No name brand slop. Put it in your holes. Well, the, the slogan is double NBS, but it doesn't have to do with no name brand slop.
[00:53:30] It's, uh, no nuts because psych. Psych. That's right. We got to bring back the word psych. We should. Hey, like, Hey Jerry, got a good, got a good, uh, uh, topic here for you. Yes. Say, say, ask me what it is. Uh, how are you today? Psych. Fucking gotcha. Got him. Yep. Silas.
[00:53:59] Say, got him. Say, got him. Okay. Whatever. Whatever. He's not playing. Uh, he's not getting any endorsements. No, he was a double NBS. No double NBS for you. No, no slop for you, son. Yeah. No name brand slop. Uh, dub double NBS. Yeah. Slop it up, baby.
[00:54:40] Slop. So enough about the console. Let's, let's talk about the games. Yeah. We haven't gotten to the games yet. Well, we've, we've talked about the, the hardware of the games, but we haven't talked about the launch titles. We, we did pursue from software to try to get them to make something for us for launch because that would break the internet. They declined. They declined all of our calls, uh, emails, telegraphs, um, cans of no name brand slop. Yeah.
[00:55:08] We've sent them some no name brand slop and we, we sent them a couple of faxes just to be on the safe side. Uh, they, they, they didn't, they didn't respond. So we kind of, we went with the next best thing. We contacted Nintendo to see if they wanted to do a collaboration. Uh, they also declined. They did send Reggie to our house for some reason. And he did say, uh, watch your fucking mouths. And then he left.
[00:55:34] So it was kind of a weird, it was a weird vibe because well, Aaron, you did threaten them when they wouldn't respond. You sent them a pretty, pretty stern email saying that you were going to allow ROMs to be played on the monolith, which by the way, we are going to allow ROMs to be played on the, on the monolith. So hell yeah. Yeah. Suck it Nintendo.
[00:55:59] But the only person that like the only development team that got back to us about this, Aaron, do you want to tell him? Titus interactive, the people that made Superman 64. Yes. They said, you know, we haven't really done anything in a long time, so we'd be happy to, to design your, your mascot and we'll, we'll launch this game. It'll be your mascot. And it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna blow some minds. Like the people aren't ready for this mascot.
[00:56:30] And honestly, like when they brought it to the table, we were pretty impressed. We, we signed the deal right then and there. And what, what people don't really understand is how hard it is to lock in the marketing for something like this. You know, like trying to get, trying to get that, that Mario, trying to get that Sonic. It's hard. It's hard to come up with something, but the, the, the next best thing was, you know, it's just, some people are gonna look at him.
[00:56:57] They're gonna go, that looks oddly familiar. Sure. It does look exactly like Mario, but he's shirtless. It kind of looks like, uh, what's the guy's name from, uh, I'm Aqua Teen Carl. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. It kind of looks like him. It's just that guy. It's just that guy. It's just Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with like a Mario-like hat, but it's got a big old like F on it. It's backwards.
[00:57:27] Yep. And his name is Dallas, by the way. Our, our, uh, our, our, our little mascot. Well, not so little, but Dallas is a, he's a team player. Sure. So we're happy to announce that the, the launch title, one of the launch titles and our mascot will be super Dallas adventure. Yes. What kind of game is that Jerry? Is that a platformer? Is that a shooter? It's a beat them up. What's the premise of this game? Jerry.
[00:57:58] He's really upset that he ran out of mustard. So he's just going around beating the shit out of the town folk. You just got to fight him. I must did. He's just like doing the old 1950s, like put them up thing to everybody. Yeah. It does look a lot like a new grounds flash game from the two thousands, but it's, it's good. It's good. It's decent. We've, we've seen the, we've seen the alpha we've played. We played a little bit of it. It's not bad. It's amazing.
[00:58:24] There, there are some other games that will launch with this console. Uh, Aaron, do you want to tell them about the RPG that's coming out? I would love to. Okay. So, so games like Skyrim and fallout, they've wowed us with their gigantic open worlds, uh, vibrant storylines of NPCs that you can talk to over and over with dialogue choices that affect the story and all that.
[00:58:50] Uh, Jerry, I am so pleased to announce Seinfeld adventure. It's the world of Seinfeld. We got Seinfeld. Yeah. We had the licensing rights to Seinfeld. We told Larry, Larry David, I don't think he actually owns it. Will Kramer be in this game or is he still kind of canceled? No, we got him back. We, we told him, we got him back. We told him no racism. And he was like, okay, if any, anything for, for the top rep is monolith, anything for that.
[00:59:18] But yeah, so it's, so it's the world of Seinfeld, you know, Jerry's apartment, the cafe, other places. There, there is, there is a social component to this too. and a live service where you just kind of you create your your character in the world of Seinfeld and you just kind of walk around the areas that they they typically go to like you can hang out in Jerry's apartment you can hang out in the hallway of the apartment you can hang
[00:59:46] out at the diner just just a fun little little extra thing yeah and your choices heavily affect the story so if you cut somebody off in traffic on your way to I don't know George's job oh and it's like Dragon Quest 4 where like each chapter is a different characters like a little story or whatever so there's one story where it's Jerry one Kramer one Elaine one George and then finally
[01:00:10] in the final half of the game they all team up to fight God which is Larry David to fight Larry David and uh yeah yeah like I said all all choices you make affect the ending you know if you choose if you choose soup over salad you fight you fight Satan instead and yeah there's all sorts of uh cool unlockable hidden weapons you can unlock and uh yeah I don't know world of Seinfeld like
[01:00:37] world of Warcraft a world of Seinfeld Seinfeld Wars there we go Shin Megami Seinfeld all the Seinfeld characters are like your personas oh yeah and you make your own little avatar and then yeah the persona yep okay okay and I mean if you're still if you're still listening to this
[01:01:03] episode at this point you'll be happy to know that the racing game that's launching is super Michael FX and it's it's just a bunch of Michaels kicking into four-wheel drive hitting some jumps no no it's super Michael FX because they're using the new FX chip for that game yeah that one's being developed by uh by uh Capcom I've never seen so much customization in a racing game before man
[01:01:29] super Michael FX you can change the tires you can customize the the decals you can customize your your headlights the the little like LEDs they put underneath cars you can change that to the side skirts dude there's so much you can do yeah the side skirts are amazing when you put them on it go skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt and there's a crash mode like burnout where you can crash
[01:01:52] Michaels into each other head on Michael collision whoever wins we lose that's the slogan for the game whoever wins we lose
[01:02:21] you can never win the races because you think that you'd be driving a Michael but you're not you're just driving yourself against a bunch of Michaels that have already been augmented to be way better than you I did it's like Deus Ex Deus Michael oh my god Deus Ex Michael oh Deus Ex I'm also pleased to announce that we got a uh a great sports title coming into the uh
[01:02:51] what the fuck is it called it's the uh North Korean Olympics everybody's gonna do really good in the North Korean Olympics because do you know how you do you know how you get people to do really good in the Olympics shoot them in the head yeah it's just it's just uh Kim Jong-un or whatever throwing people's corpses everywhere like like like the pole pole jump is just like
[01:03:20] they catapult some body and it's just like flying through the air they're just making up their own rules and shit no other countries compete it's only North Korea and they always win because it's only North Korea yeah uh that game will only be released in North Korea but uh if if you're in North America you can get kind of like the second bananas North American flight simulator
[01:03:49] which is very similar to and I mean you think well that's not a sports game well it it it totally is that is a sports game so what you're doing is you're you're actually like you know how what's the game with the cars and the soccer Rocket League Rocket League so it's like that but you're flying planes and it's air hockey I'm confused but does it make sense that doesn't that doesn't make sense just just planes crashing into each other no no crashing we don't we don't support that
[01:04:17] so it's just planes hitting a ball or hitting a puck into the other goal no they just fly around so it's just a flight simulator yeah but with air hockey where's the air hockey coming to play I'm so confused it's like when's the last time you played air hockey like two weeks ago like how was it this sounds cool man
[01:04:45] North American flight simulator North American flight simulator oh fuck simulate simulator simulator next in our lineup of launch titles just one of the best platformers you have ever seen in your entire life it's the amazing OJ escape so yeah it's just oh no this should have been a racing game nevermind whatever is it an endless runner yeah
[01:05:14] but there's there's jumping too like you'll jump he can't jump very high but he can jump you'll you'll jump over like really really low chairs or like a a pile of marbles on the ground and then yeah yeah yeah and now you like you're probably thinking oh these guys are making another OJ reference not that OJ like orange juice it's just a carton of orange juice and it's like an endless runner so relax it's not a big deal it's not that big of a deal fucking orange juice orange Julius
[01:05:44] it's like a like master shake but carton it's like a sentient carton of orange juice yeah I like it mm-hmm what about what about the premier shooter or the Dop Reppus monolith yeah that was late that was late coming into development but we we were able to get id software to agree and come and do an exclusive partnership with us for the flagship shooter
[01:06:13] that we have coming up it's not Doom it's not Wolfenstein it's none of those things it's a brand new original IP what is it is that what it is brand new original IP yeah of course it's brand new original IP and essentially what you're doing is you are in first person where you're going around an office and then you have to go into different like meetings and stuff so like you go into a meeting and you're like okay I have an idea for an original IP and then instead of bullets it's ideas
[01:06:42] and instead of a gun it's you just see your lips and then you're as you're shooting your lips are moving and you're just shooting words at people to come up with brand new original IPs I like that and yeah it's it's kind of cool you can do glory kills when the people disagree if they're like I don't like your idea you can like you know like split their head in half and then be like whatever and then you just like open
[01:07:12] open up their body and then you shoot words into their body and then you push them back and then well who's going to disagree with you when the entire office is gone and then by the end of it you are fighting in the leagues of hell because they they couldn't really they couldn't really get away from the doom feel so they they they wanted to continue that so I mean it's one of those games that starts off one way and then kind of flips it on its head by the end of it that's good so it's it's pretty cool it's it's
[01:07:41] it's not a bad it's it's gonna be good it's gonna it's gonna it's gonna break the internet it's probably gonna get like a 7 on IGN oh and Mick Gordon is doing the music for it and we'll pay him we will pay him yep yeah yeah yeah that's good I think that's it is that it for all the the Dot Brepis monolith launch titles yeah I think so so I mean this thing is coming out uh next month and you can pre-order it today you can go to our Patreon or you can go to uh Ko-Fi
[01:08:11] and you can you can send us $350 Canadian by the way and you will get your spot for a potential spot to get the monolith because there's there's only five of them that will come out on launch so you if you give us the 350 it's it's really not that big of a deal like it's not a big deal you just give us the 350 we hold you a potential spot
[01:08:39] to win the potential spot and then you get put into a bracket um and then essentially you have to you you have to outsmart each other in order to to actually qualify for this uh we will put everybody at the end all the all the qualifiers uh we'll round up we're gonna put you guys on an island we're gonna take all of your your like any resources that you have you're gonna have to do like a naked and afraid kind of thing you guys are gonna be wearing um like a necklace
[01:09:08] it's not that big of a deal you just pop this necklace on uh if you if you scream it will explode again not like a terrible thing to to have to dwell like don't dwell on it it's not that big of a deal and then you will kind of have to you'll probably have some verbal altercations with each other but you have to have them really quietly so you have to you have to keep your temper so essentially what it is is is you guys are just gonna have to like try to piss each other off and make somebody yell and then the first like once people start yelling
[01:09:38] like they just start popping and then whoever comes out at the end uh you will have one of the one of the monoliths uh the other four uh well i know that we have to reserve one for reggie because he did he did make those threats yeah and well we want one too each of us and then we're uh we're gonna give one away on the super pod saga yep yep so uh go subscribe to the patreon or ko-fi send us another 350 bucks and you might win the the giveaway we'll draw a name at random you
[01:10:08] you like you might win it like we don't want to say you will like you might not even qualify to might win it yeah because in order to qualify for one of these consoles you have to have a uh a bachelor's degree in a melting steel uh uh uh to be an electrician's apprentice as well you basically had to be did be very qualified in order to handle adopt rep as uh monolith which of course we are and reggie of course and whoever wins
[01:10:38] it does help to get all the badges from the first two generations of pokemon too that does that makes a big difference it does i'm not allowed to say why it's kind of in our contractual obligations that we're not allowed to talk about you know the the p-o-k e-m-a-n um so you you you also do have to be knighted by the queen of england that is that's a requirement that's a strict requirement like if you are not knighted by the queen of england you
[01:11:07] don't waste my time don't even it's not that big it's really not that big of a deal it's not it's not that big a deal i don't understand why people get so upset about it it's it's gonna change the world the world of gaming will never be quite as come with us come with us on our vision yeah it's it's something that we've wanted to do for a very long time we've worked very hard on this so it's gonna be amazing it is it's gonna it's yeah it's gonna do well
[01:11:44] i think that about brings us to the end of the the old episode jerry is it that time it's that time it's that time hit it so as you know this is the the saddest part of the episode or maybe the happiest if you've made it this far and you're like jesus christ these guys with their stupid ideas yeah um so if you made it this far thank you thank you for making it this far you do you do pass go
[01:12:14] you do collect a random recommended game and that's what we're gonna give you we're generous lovers so here you go we are erin go ahead yeah so my my random recommend my randomly recommended game is it's called just king it's a lot like it's one of those like auto battler games like vampire survivors and other games like vampire survivors there's a million of them now but just king so it's go off king yeah yeah
[01:12:43] yeah you'll have what five characters yeah yeah five characters the king is in the middle if the king dies you lose and it's a roguelike of course so if you lose you start all over but you can mix and match different characters the different classes and like each character you can level up and they'll gain new abilities and new attacks and you can equip different items to them like a dagger that does you know plus x amount of physical damage or plus x magical damage stuff like that and
[01:13:13] there's cool synergies that you can get for combining classes of certain types like if you have like two I forget what the I think there's one that's just defensive like two defensive classes you'll get an all-around defense boost for your whole team then yeah it's just it's fun to just mix and match different types of characters and there's there's all sorts of cool unlockables like unlockable characters unlockable classes and yeah it's it's really cheap I think it's
[01:13:42] fucking five bucks on steam holy cow it's really cheap really fun all right and my random recommended game this week is ninja gaiden 2 black hell yeah I got a chance to throw that on and if you are a fan of ninja's guidance the number two hard games the number two is is pretty important as well I would I would check this out it's it's actually
[01:14:11] I watched my my buddy throw on ninja gaiden 2 for 360 after I had played a little bit of 2 black and it was very very very similar so I like I don't I'm not 100% sure if it's based on the sigma games I don't not sure it's really really good I am very impressed so far and again I'm I'm going through like this this epiphany
[01:14:41] of oh my god I love ninja gaiden like I love these games I'm ready for the challenge I know you said you struggled with a fish boss can't wait to get to that and yeah it definitely feels like coming off of ninja gaiden black one and then playing this you definitely see that it's like the next generation iteration of that title and it's a it's a pretty big leap very impressed go check it out it's on game
[01:15:11] pass oh hell yeah yeah check that game out one time check it out yeah speaking of checking out yeah we're checking out we're also I want you to make sure you check out the the patreon again two or four dollars a month bonus episodes early access unedited video unedit holy shit unedited video versions of each episode check out ko-fi again if you don't want to pay monthly just drop us a buck or something check out superpod saga dot com check out
[01:16:00] comedy's video game ride along just a cornucopia of other great shows but yeah make sure to tune in next time where uh jerry the installs his dos dop repis monolith the totally incorrect way and transports himself into a hellish nightmare dimension a la event horizon good and uh Aaron is also going to work on keeping his Michael close to his heart and
[01:16:30] I do need to work on that yeah that's it everybody thank you for listening all the way up to this point if you loved the episode leave a rating or review please tell us we're doing good Jerry tell them bye bye goodbye
